"Come in why don't you?"
Unsure what reaction to expect, Charlie tentatively enters the luxurious dressing room on wheels - its occupant's waspish reputation precedes her.
"Something needs fixing?"
"Took your time. Dam electrics have gone south."
"Thought it was a little dark," Charlie answers laconically, looking for obvious clues as to why things have gone awry.
"Do you know who I am?" The film star with an hourglass figure enquires irritably. Sure, Mae McLure, there isn't anyone in the country who wouldn't instantly recognise this broad, thinks Charlie who despite this truth has no intention of affording her ego the satisfaction of recognition.
"An actress I guess?"
This unimpressed response does not play well.
"A star dammit! Who has been waiting 30 minutes for some layabout to turn up to this slum." The art deco-style Airstream on the studio backlot seems plush to Charlie, who simply shrugs and begins to investigate the loss of power.
"Just how many appliances did you plug into this socket?"
"All of them," Mae answers with haughty disdain, "curling tongs, hairdryer, radio."
"Which is what tripped the fuse, there are other power outlets."
"I'm a performer, those rules are for the little people."
Charlie sighs and gets on the case. Beyond the glamour of film sets and sound stages, his daily task is to maintain everyday studio electrics, including the star's trailers lined up outside hanger-size buildings. His home is a modest bungalow in an unfashionable part of West Hollywood, where Charlie is grateful for quiet and the opportunity to live alone. The Veteran's Department paid for his sparks training and helped secure his current position; a union job, paying decent dough.
While he works, Charlie coolly considers the woman stalking crossly around the dressing room, knockout physical charms scantily covered by satin French knickers and bra. The ermine collar of Mae's revealing robe matches the fur trim on her kitten-heeled mules - classic screen siren attire, along with peroxide platinum blonde locks and an abundance of camera-ready Max Factor.
"I'm due on set in 15 minutes asshole, get this mess sorted now!" Mae's patience snaps, fixated on her mostly imaginary predicament she doesn't notice the dangerous glint in Charlie's eye. Slowly and deliberately, he stands.
"Enough with the insults lady. Act like a spoiled brat you're going to be treated like one."
"Oh yeah, like how?" Mae's response is instant and unwise.
"What someone should have done a long time ago, spank the rudeness outta you." Oh hell. Reality begins to reassert in Mae's brain; this dude looks as if he means business.
"I'll get you fired," she warns, sounding less certain now.
"Still be worth it." Such threats don't impress Charlie. Been where he's been, seen what he's seen in Korea and you're numb to fear, immune to bosses, and with zero tolerance for others' bad behaviour.
Mae's threats to those she considers minions usually command servile compliance, yet Charlie's not backing down. Even worse, judging by his powerful build he'll have no difficulty bending her to his will and taming this particular shrew. Mae is peremptorily grabbed and easily pulled across Charlie's lap, heels kicking dangerously as he lifts the robe, tugs down her panties and lays into her lusciously appointed posterior with a manual work calloused palm, all the while ignoring her squirming, whimpering and increasingly plaintive pleas. Charlie doesn't stop toasting her buns until the renowned leading lady is the reluctant possessor of a burning red butt.
"OK," he says, calm and controlled, "electrics fixed, you - for the moment - fixed too." Mae is casually dumped onto the floor by his feet. "I bid you good day." Charlie doffs his fedora and departs with dignity intact, unlike the actress.
No one has dared treat her with such disrespect in years. Mae bangs furiously about the dressing room, hastily donning her costume, desperate to reach the set on schedule. With two warnings for lateness already, another will cement a reputation for being 'difficult' that could end her contract.
"He can't do that to me," Mae mutters, angrily exiting the trailer. "I'm going to get, what was his damn name, oh yeah, Charlie, sacked as soon as I see the director."
Fortunately, caution prevails; be careful what you wish for, nothing stays secret in tinsel town. Kick-off and her bare-bottomed humiliation will soon reach the ear of fellow thespians. Who'll no doubt take much pleasure from her misfortune and gleefully leak the incident to Hollywood gossip columnists, giving the press a field day. Thanks to her attitude and tantrums, Mae is far from universally popular.
Then a further thought stops Mae in her tracks, when recalling Charlie, she no longer feels angry; experiences an opposite sensation. Sure, her behind smarts with a fiery intensity; conversely, she's damp with desire. Charlie is after all something of a looker and a real man, whatever that means in the early 1960s. Confused, yet strangely exhilarated, Mae arrives at the sound stage bang on time, surprising the entire crew.