Continued from Part 1:
I see the waitress approaching from across the room, the key bouncing on the chain about her neck as she strides toward our table. No! Wait! I need more time! A few minutes to puzzle this out, please!
But time now makes no difference. You'll reveal nothing else - you're enjoying my torment too much. And I can't read the waitress at all. I'm cornered prey before you, and you relish my discomfort.
"Can I get you anything else? Dessert?" she asks as she reaches our table.
Dessert! Yes! Those extra minutes might be my salvation. Maybe you'll give up some key tell.
"No, thanks," you answer, before I can speak up. "We'll grab something sweet later tonight, I'm sure. I think we're ready for the check, right, pet?"
Pet?!?!? Is that a clue? That means the waitress knows, right? The pounding of my heart in my chest is deafening. And yet you sit there with that tilt of your head and that grin...
"Um, yeah... Sure," I stutter. It has to be now! I have to say something! But what?
"Ok, I'll go get everything that you need. Be right back," the waitress replies. Was that another wink to you? Or am I imagining things?!? "Everything that we need?" Does that mean that she'll tuck the necklace and key in with the check? Can I stop worrying about how to broach the topic with her?
"Pet," you say, somewhat sharply, interrupting my thoughts. "I think the service here has been top notch. I think our waitress deserves a very generous tip, don't you?" The head tilt. The grin. The wink.