My name is Malika Janet Harrison and I'm a black woman living in Boston. I'm a big and tall, fine-looking black chick from the old hood who leads a very tough life. I work as an Adjunct Professor of Engineering at Mattapan College in Boston and I've got two brats, Adam and Lily, to take care of. Yeah, life as a single black mother is tough. Especially in this tough economy. I do whatever I got to in order to provide for my offspring. Their father, that no-good black bastard named Stanley Johnson, keeps dodging his responsibilities. He's always trying to make excuses. Either he doesn't have the money now or some shit like that. I think he's trying to stiff me when it comes time to support them brats. Well, I didn't make them by myself. He had damn well better support them. And to tell you folks the truth, I've had enough of this broke-ass black man's damn excuses.
Lately, people have been messing with me. Especially my friends and family members in the African-American community of Mattapan, Massachusetts. I think it's because I'm way too friendly with people. A friendly woman is always considered to be a weak woman by the world. Sad but true. Playing nice gets you nowhere. I'm a six-foot-eight, 350-pound black woman. I'm big and strong and I don't fear anyone, man or woman. When I was younger, I was involved in everything from high school football to basketball and wrestling. I like contact sports. I'm a violent woman by nature and I love getting physical with people. Fortunately, I've got the physique to match my fantasies of power. When I throw my weight around, pun intended, nobody can stand against me.
I enjoy beating both men and women at their own games. I was once a heavyweight boxer and I won seven out of ten matches against men in the heavyweight boxing division. I got knocked out only once. You name the contact sport, I've done it. I'm the very definition of the strong woman. I've been called a Black Amazon. A black female powerhouse. A modern day Goddess of War. I'm all that and then some.
I've had it with people screwing me over. Everyone is going to pay, starting with that no-good bastard Stanley, a creep I made the mistake of hooking up with ten years ago. He's been a thorn in my side every since. Well, I won't take this anymore. No man or woman has the right to make my life miserable or to make me feel inferior. If they dare, there's going to be hell to pay!
One day, fed up, I showed up at Stanley's house. He was sleeping, in his bed, at noon! Oh, and I forgot to add there was a white slut lying next to him. Who in hell stays home all day? Only a loser. Stanley doesn't have a job. He's always chasing white bitches and smoking dope. That's the black bozo from the hood for you. Well, today, I had a surprise for this black motherfucker. I grabbed a cup full of ice-cold water and threw it on them. That woke them up! That's how we wake up losers in the hood.
Stanley and his white slut, whom I recognized as Candy, the big-titty blonde from down the street, woke up painfully. I laughed. Stanley stared at me. For a moment, he seemed like he just couldn't believe his eyes. Wake up, you black motherfucker! It's your B.M. come to collect some financial support for your needy offspring! As soon as she saw me, Candy began screaming. I smacked the white bitch and told her to shut the fuck up. then, I grabbed her by those fake and decidedly inflatable titties of hers and threw her out of the apartment. She only had on her panties and a nightshirt. I hope the bitch gets seen by a ton of people. I rubbed my hands together and looked at the terrified Stanley. His black male ass was mine!
Stanley got up from the bed. The black bastard smiled at me. He tried to placate me with sweet words. He said that he had fallen on hard times and desperately wanted to help me, but he was barely making enough not to be homeless. I looked around his crummy little apartment. The bastard was probably right but I wasn't letting him off so easily. He would pay for not being a responsible father and being there for his brats. I stood from my lofty height and looked down at Stanley. He was such a lousy, no-good black bastard. I don't know what I ever saw in him.