A lot of people think that what I do is fundamentally wrong. They think that as a black man, I especially shouldn't be doing it. Personally, I don't think so. Seriously. My name is Randall Brownstone Jr. and this is my latest business venture. I am the owner of The Dark House, a special interest brothel located in the town of Reno, Nevada. Basically, wealthy men and women pay us to provide them with their most forbidden fantasies. The Dark House is different from all others in that it allows the fulfillment of the most politically incorrect of all fantasies. All between consenting adults, of course. The service we provide isn't for the faint of heart. However, there are many men and women who come to us with needs they can't fulfill anywhere else. What kind of businessman would I be if I didn't seize the opportunity?
In the politically correct world that we live in, men and women are suffocating. You've seen it before. Or maybe you've felt it yourself. A man can't pay a compliment to a woman without someone screaming that it's sexual harassment. Give me a break, will you? There's a fine line between sexual harassment and a nicely meant compliment but the Powers That Be have blurred it to the point that men and women have lost the ability to see it. Instead of enforcing mutual respect between men and women, these policies have caused nothing but chaos in the modern-day workplace. Especially in the United States of America. That's gender politics gone amok for you.
Men at work see women as the privileged class that is protected from harm while male workers get the shaft. Men pay more for car insurance and health insurance. Men die several years earlier than women on average. Women still claim that men have it easy and that they live in a patriarchal society. Never mind that women made up more than half of all college students. There were quite a few female senators and female governors in the political structure of America. Women's health issues were prioritized by the government and by medical researchers. Billions were donated to Breast Cancer research while pennies went to Prostate Cancer research. State-funded shelters for abused women refused to admit male victims of domestic violence. Male college students were fast becoming minorities on campus yet politically correct Title IX routinely took away athletic opportunities from college sportsmen even though today's college sportswomen already had far more athletic teams to choose from. The enforcers of Title IX are doing a reverse Robin Hood. Taking from the have-nots to give to the haves. Only in America, land of opportunity!
Then there is the question of race. Americans simply cannot talk about it or even think about it correctly. They can't agree on anything. Black men and black women were once considered second-class citizens in this country. And they were emancipated. And it took another century before they were granted equal rights. Rights that they fought for. Bled for. Died for. In the latter half of the twenty-first century, progress was made. Black men and black women entered the wealthy, historically white colleges and universities of mainstream America. And they succeeded. Black men and black women became lawyers, doctors, professors, scientists, news reporters, senators, governors, mayors, police officers, business leaders and power holders.
Oh, the African-American Dream was far from accomplished. Plenty of racist men and racist women still lived in America. Black males still made up most of all prison inmates because of a system that specifically targeted them. Black men and black women were still minorities in America's colleges and universities. Even at America's historically black colleges and universities, black males were in distinct shortage. Much work was needed if further progress was to be made. Cops were still trigger-happy around black men. Store owners gave black male and black female shoppers the evil eye whenever they saw them. Yeah, there was much work to be done on all sides. Then in 2006 a black man became Governor of the State of Massachusetts. In 2008, a black man became President of the United States of America. The country still had a long way to go but progress was made.
Racial and gender politics have turned life in America into a political minefield. You can't turn on your television without hearing about some woman claiming that she was mistreated because of her gender and wants money for her pain. And from time to time, you will hear some truly bogus racial claims on the part of both black men and black women and their white counterparts. Discrimination. Reverse-discrimination. It's a circus. Then there is the question of sexual orientation. Gays and lesbians across the country are fighting for the cause of gay marriage. Staunch conservatives and religious nutcases oppose them. If you ask me, two men wanting to marry each other doesn't bother me in the least. More women for me, know what I mean? With such madness filling their everyday lives, it's no wonder that many of America's men and women are frustrated with political correctness. So I created the Dark House. A place where political correctness does not exist. And I made a bundle!
Tonight is a very special night and you kind folks will soon find out why. Men and women who want to play the role of Master and Mistress in the historical sense get to live out their most politically incorrect fantasies. The sort of things that would get them sent to a psychiatrist if they even mentioned them aloud. We provide these desperate men and women with willing surrogates for them to unleash their most repressed and hidden selves. Black male and black female erotic entertainers who are paid and paid extremely well to make these people's fantasies come true. Of course, some people have a hard time telling fantasy from reality. And that makes them dangerous. We carefully screen both our patrons and our entertainers. We don't want any kind of fuss, you see. It's supposed to be good, clean if a bit politically incorrect and quite sordid fun. That's all. At the end of the night, the patrons are satisfied, the performers get paid and another business day starts. Got it? Cool.