When I was 18 I had to check into an emergency room because of vomiting and terrible stomach cramps.
After being rushed into a small room a husky, six-foot tall blonde nurse of about 30 strode in and glared at me. "Have you been drinking?" She asked.
I had been drinking since noon, but I was three years too young to drink so I said, "No." The room swayed back and forth and I was falling in love with this nurse named Helen. Her curly blonde hair and stern demeanor were a lovely combination.
"Don't lie to me young man. I've worked the emergency room too long not too know alcohol poisoning when I see it." Helen put her hands on her ample hips and glared at me. Her hips were wide but her waist small and her bosom large and inviting. She towered over my puny frame: I was 5'10" and weighed 155 pounds. She had to be 200 pounds. I wanted her to put me on her lap push her large breasts against me, cuddle me, and tell me everything would be okay.
"But I haven't been drinking." I was strongly attracted to this woman but also terrified of her and afraid to tell the truth.
Helen rolled her eyes and left the room. A doctor soon entered and gave quick examination.
"How much have you been drinking?" He asked. He was a friendly looking doctor who resembled Kurt Vonnegut. The nurse wasn't in the room so I felt the courage to admit the truth, "a dozen beers," I said.
The doctor whistled and said, "Well, it looks like a pretty mild case of alcohol poisoning. You are lucky, as you won't have to have your stomach pumped. But," He smiled, "Helen will have to give you an enema and after that you will feel a lot better." He patted by shoulder and strode out of the room before I could say anything.
I was terrified even though my 18-year-old mind wasn't sure what an enema was, exactly. It sounded painful and humiliating to have done in front of the plump and marvelous Helen.
Two minutes later Helen marched in carrying a small bottle. My heart raced. She glared at me and said, "Turn over and lay face down on the bed."
My heart raced and I hesitated and remained on my back.