Ironically Mercury was late. As messenger of the Gods he was known for his speed and quickness, and all of the Gods were quite curious that he had not shown up for Persephone's party yet. Normally he was always quite punctual. It had been a completely hectic week for Mercury, as it always was when Zeus was out of town on "business". Zeus was not a bad boss, but very very demanding, especially when he was traveling. Mercury, rushing back to Olympus, returning from one of the seemingly infinite tasks he was always being assigned he sped up faster wanting to arrive before it ended. He definitely wanted to make sure he made it for at least part of the party, as Persephone's Return Gala was the highlight of the whole social season. As he floated down to Olympus, he noticed that it seemed quite different this year. The annual event was always wild (Dionysius saw to that) but this year it seemed especially off the hook as the sounds of obvious screams of revelry and debauchery assaulted his ears as he descended.
Apollo, Dionysius, Hephaestus and Pan, along with a slew of Centaurs and others were all standing in a semi-circle pumping their fists in the air and shouting. Whatever it was they were watching, it certainly had their full (and throbbing) attention. Landing, he strolled over to investigate.
"Hey guys, what is ..." and then he saw it "WHOAH". There on the ground were Artemis and Amphrite, completely naked, their heads locked in each other's crotches moaning and licking each other uncontrollably. "Uh, Er, Unnnf!" Mercury exclaimed as his golden Toga suddenly got much darker and significantly stickier. The scene of the two beautiful Goddesses locked in 69 was too much, and he instantly popped his load all over his silken robe.
Dionysius, intensely staring at the erotic display before him, noticed in his peripheral vision that someone had joined the crowd. Turning his head slightly, while not taking his eyes completely away from the two Goddesses, he noticed the winged sandals in the crowd and instantly recognized them.
"Mercury old boy, glad you could make it" He laughed as he motioned for a goblet to be brought to his friend. Looking down, he also noticed that Mercury had already blown his load right into his Toga. "You really should get that checked out Mercury, I mean, you didn't even last 3 seconds".
Pan, standing to the side of Dionysius lifted his hand to his mouth and giggled.
"Shut up Di-Di" snapped the humiliated Mercury, snatching a full goblet of wine from Ganymede as he brought it by, downing it in one swig. "Just got a little overheated that's all, not a problem. Besides, Peitho (his wife) certainly has nothing to complain about!" he bragged, trying to change the subject from his "accident". . Pan, speaking under his breath, poked Dionysius in his ribs. "That's not what I heard!" he whispered. Dionysius stifled a giggle as he snapped his fingers and requested more Ambrosia and Nectar for Mercury.
"I have to ask Di-Di, what on earth is THIS all about, not that I am complaining mind you" Mercury asked, motioning to the writhing bodies on the ground. The fighting seemed to have stopped and now things were getting a lot hotter. Pulling her body up, Artemis lazily licked her way up Amphrite's body so that once again she hovered right over her face, her pussy dripping onto her eager quivering lips. Amphrite, either too drunk or too horny to care stroked the inside of her own thigh with her left hand as she used her right to guide Artemis over her face, pulling her down gently, indicating that it was time for her to sit on her hungry waiting tongue.
Passing him another brimming full goblet of Nectar, Dionysius winked "Never doubt the power of the Grape old boy, never doubt the power of the grape."
Artemis was no longer yelling at Amphrite, but was sensually grinding her hips in a circle, causing her nether regions to flood open all over the goddess lapping away between her thighs. Amphrite also seemed amazingly subdued and compliant, and appeared to be more than cooperative, her struggling and punches now being replaced by gently stroking and caressing. As the beautiful Goddess of the hunt humped her face, she raised her two hands up and cupped the Goddess of the Hunt's breasts, feeling the soft round fullness of Artemis's tits as she ran her delicate fingers over their erect nipples.
Artemis moaning and sighing little groans of pleasure took one of Amphrite's fingers from her breast and placed it in her mouth, slowly sucking each digit as she groaned. The violent display from earlier had transformed into a much more sensual show now. Both Goddesses having become swept away in lust from their violent outburst. Sex and violence can often be neighbors. Spinning around to face her toes, she bent down on her elbows, slowly licking tiny circles around her lower stomach edging closer and closer to the Goddess of the Seas whirlpool of pleasure. Amphrite, now completely overcome by lust spread her legs extremely wide to grant easy access to her pleasure zone. Mercury, watching this scene with great interest groaned again, and shot another load into the silken fabric of his robe.
Dionysius rolled his eyes at Mercury and motioned to Ganymede to bring a towel. The yelling and screams from the other Gods, cheering on the two beauties was almost deafening. Mercury, looking down at his stain sheepishly, quickly cleaned himself up as best he could. As God of speed everything he did was fast, and sadly for Peitho his wife, this extended to the bedroom. To say Mercury had a hair trigger would be an immense understatement. Usually one or maybe two strokes and little Mercury would give up the goods quite quickly. He was quite embarrassed by the situation as you could imagine, but did nothing to try and fix it.
Now relatively cleaned up, Mercury handed the sticky towel back to a horrified Ganymede. The long suffering servant of the Gods had his share of unpleasant tasks, and disposing of the spunk rag of one of the Gods was just one of his many disgusting chores. Looking around the hillside, he knew that cleanup for THIS party would be more challenging than most. One of the centaurs was holding back the hair of a sea nymph as she vomited into a bucket, having had far too much Nectar and not enough Ambrosia. Taking the rag off to the rubbish bin, he only could shake his head. Gods, not unlike men, really do lose their heads when drunk.
"Mercury, you are buzzing" Apollo said, pointing at the leather pouch around his neck.
His head already swimming with too much wine (he got drunk fast too) and overwhelmed by the sexy scene before him he looked up blankly. "What?"
"You are buzzing, your POUCH, I think your cellphone is going off" Apollo said again. Mercury now slightly sobering up, opened the pouch and took out his phone. Looking down he saw he had received three texts, all with increasingly threatening emoticons from Zeus.
Bring Lube - winky face
Bring Lube and Rash medication - Frowny face
Bring lube, rash medication and tweezers - Two frowny faces
"Damn it!" Mercury yelled "Can I not have at least ONE day off!!!"
Dionysius asked him what was going on, and Mercury just shook his head. Zeus was away on "business" this week and had been running him ragged. Now "business" for Zeus usually entailed his seducing some Nymph, Goddess, Princess, Shepherdess you name it, as Zeus more than most of the Gods had an insatiable appetite for pussy, no matter what form it came in. In this case, from the content of the Texts, it was apparent to Mercury that he had hooked up again with Leda and had foolishly played out his Swan routine again, despite her being allergic to feathers and the quills being exceptionally sharp on her skin.
"Di-Di I hate to eat and run, but I have to go" the sad Mercury explained as Dionysius waved him goodbye, not looking too far away from Amphrite and Artemis locked in their sexy sixty-nine position.