Everyone in this story is over 18.
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'Ok Nate, my fancy dress party is on tonight, what time are you coming home because I don't want a repeat of last time? Last time you came home early, you were rotten drunk and I was humiliated by your behaviour. You were abusive and your behaviour to some of my female friends was simply disgusting. I don't ever want to see that again, do you understand?' Monica Roberts' body language added to her words as she lay down the law to her son. They had angry words after her last party and she was adamant that nothing like that would happen again.
'Yeah, ok mom, don't go on about it. I'm going out with Erica so I won't be home till well after your party has finished. You won't see or hear from me until tomorrow morning; relax,' he said. Nate was just 18, at a time where he resented being told anything by his parents, but needed their financial support. Besides, he had plans for tonight, and they included screwing the ass off his girlfriend Erica. So fuck mom's party.
'I'll take you at your word. I don't want to see or hear from you tonight so don't you dare let me down again. I'll never forgive you if you embarrass me again like that.'
'Yeah ok, ok,' Nate muttered to himself.
Erica Simpson was Nate's girlfriend. Erica was an attractive girl; small, petite, short funky hair with - at that stage - a purple colour through it, a body with curves in the right places and boobs that Nate constantly referred to as a perfect handful, she had no shortage of admirers. They had been together for almost a year and, whilst it had taken six months before he cracked her open, sex was now a shared delight. And tonight her parents were partying so they had the house to themselves. Nate planned to spice up their lovemaking and introduce Erica to some adult toys; this was going to be a good night. By the time he arrived at her house he was tingling with arousal. When she opened the door his mood dropped, she was in her nurse's uniform.
'I'm sorry babe,' she said in a resigned voice. 'Emergency is down, I have to go in. I was looking forward to tonight as much as you but it can't be helped baby. You going to take me to work and pick me up babe, please?' she asked wrapping her arms around his neck and snuggling into his body. He almost cried tears of frustration as he held the soft, warm body against his, her breasts crushing invitingly against his chest.
'Of course honey,' he said, the disappointment obvious in his voice. After he dropped Erica off, with nowhere else to go Nate went to a bar, met up with a few friends and they joked and drank. Around midnight he found himself alone, frustrated and bored. Erica was on until 7.00am so he had time to kill.
'Fuck this,' he thought. 'I'm a bit pissed. I'll just go home and sneak up to my room and sleep it off. Nobody will notice. Just need to make sure mom doesn't see me sneak in.' he thought.
He was surprised when he got home to find the party still in full swing. He parked his car and sat for a minute considering his options before convincing himself that it was actually better that people were still about; he would be less noticeable.
Nate carefully unlocked the door and peered inside. The front of the house was clear but that was not unexpected as it was essentially the parent's retreat/bedroom and their sitting room.
'All clear, piece of piss,' he thought feeling chirpy. Then as he shut the door he heard voices coming his way.
'Fuck,' he thought and quickly jumped into his mother's bedroom, pressing himself against the wall. The voices stopped and moved away. And that's when he noticed his father's Zorro outfit hanging on the back of the door.
Nate smiled at himself as his sense of adventure cut in.
'Jesus, I can get into the Zorro outfit, grab a few beers and take them to my room without anyone being the wiser,' he thought. 'Opportunity, I'm a fucking genius,' he thought to himself. Excited by his plan he quickly stripped off and donned the Zorro outfit. He looked at himself in the mirror. Like his father he cut a fine figure. Six foot two inches, wide shoulders, slim hips and long legs. It almost fit perfectly, albeit the tights were exactly that; and no matter how he tried to cover it, quite revealing. His penis bigger than his fathers and at that moment, the outline large and prominent. He pulled the cape over the front of his body.
Boyed by the effects of alcohol he ventured out, hid his clothes under the stairs intending to pick them up in a few moments and walked into the main room.
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Nate's father Johnny Roberts had been called away for work for the afternoon, which had now become the evening and his wife, Monica was angry and drowning her sorrows. Drowning being an apt description; she was pissed. She knew she had gone well past her limit but really didn't care. The more she thought about it, the more she drank. Without Johnny, the sooner the party ended the better but no one seemed to want to leave. As they were want to do, Monica's friends were talking about sex and getting into some ribald jokes. 'Shit, I'm fucking drunk, fucking raging horny, fucking frustrated and fucking depressed,' she thought as her best friend Abby took centre stage.
Abby said 'Little Johnny took his cat to school. When the teacher asked him why he took the cat to school he said 'when I was leaving for school I heard my dad say to my mom, when Johnny goes to school I'm going to eat that pussy'
The ladies all laughed and Janet responded, 'Ok, Little Johnny was late to school again. The teacher reluctantly asked him why. 'It's breeding time miss. I had to put the bull to the cow before I came to school. The teacher blushed at the sexual reference. 'Couldn't your dad do that?' She inquired. 'No miss,' he said with a smirk. 'Dad said it had to be the bull.'
Everyone burst out laughing again before Dianne took a turn. 'Ok, the class were doing a quiz and it was little Johnny's turn. The teacher was nervous about asking him questions but thought she had something neutral. 'If you had three ducks sitting on a fence and you shot one of them how many ducks are still on the fence?'
None,' he replied.
'How did you get none?' she asked.
'I shot one and the other two flew off in fright,' he responded.
'The answer I was looking for was two, but I like the way you are thinking,' she said, relieved that she had got through the question without embarrassment.
Then Johnny asked her a question.
'If you have three women eating an ice cream; one is licking the ice cream, one is sucking the ice cream and one is biting the cream which is the married woman?'
'I'm not sure,' she said uncertainly. After a pause she responded. 'I think the one sucking the ice cream,' she said nervously.
'Well it was actually the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you are thinking,' he said with a smirk.'
The girls laughed but Monica quietly thought to herself 'Jesus Christ, that's all I need. Well I know who won't have her pussy eaten, get mounted or suck any cock tonight. God I need some cock,' she sighed to herself.
'I'm just going to get a drink,' she said to her friends and headed for the fridge; at the same time as Nate came into the room.
'Oh my god,' said Monica, 'it's Johnny, he's made it.'
Nate stared in horror as he straightened up and saw his mother coming towards him. 'Shit,' he muttered to himself. Then 'shit' he said again, this time in appreciation as his eyes opened in appraisal as he took in the sight.
Monica was dressed as little red riding hood, only it was an XXX rated little red riding hood costume: off the shoulder blouse scalloped down the front, her breasts pushed invitingly up by a laced corset. The hem of her skirt was barely an inch below her sex. She wore white mid-thigh length stockings, with a garter and bow on each. The skin showing between her skirt and stockings almost obscenely erotic showing off her long and shapely legs. Monica's pretty face was framed by her long dark hair. She moved with a sensual grace as she came towards him. He sucked in a breath of air as he acknowledged that she was one very attractive woman. 'WOW,' the thought went through his mind as he ogled her.
Monica's face broke out with a smile as she went to Nate, joyously skipping the last few steps, she threw her arms around his neck. 'Oh Johnny, you made it,'' she said, her voice slurred but her joy obvious as she kissed him, a deep, passionate, kiss.
Nathan froze in surprise. He had hoped to get a beer and slip quietly to his room. His mother was clearly intoxicated and she obviously thought it was his father in the outfit. With people around this was not the time to tell her anything different. She would go ballistic and be so embarrassed. He quickly rationalised that if he went along with the charade for a while, at some point she would drift off and he could sneak away. 'Easier to explain the following day than embarrass her now,' he thought. So he put an arm around her and responded to her kiss.
'Oh baby, I'm so pleased that you're here,' she crooned into his ear rubbing herself against him.
Unable to hide her joy at his presence Monica took his hand and led him back to their group.
'Aha it's the count of Monte Christo' said one of the girls.
'GAWD Mel, he's Zorro,' chipped in Dianne.
'Yeah, he's our saviour, here to protect our virtue. Isn't that so Zorro,' challenged Abby.
'Like you have any virtue to protect?' chortled Janet as the girls laughed in unison.
Nate had always like Abby. She was a petite and very attractive woman more attractive now that her husband had run off with his secretary. But she was a flirt and Nate, as himself, was always having a verbal joust with her.