"Men suck," mom said as she entered the house. A tossed jack and handbag later she stood in front of me and said, "Do me a favor and look at me for a moment." I did.
Mom was wearing a little black dress that clung to her body as if it were painted on. She was forty and thanks to yoga and regular exercise she had a great figure. Her breasts were still firm and round, her stomach still taut, and her ass... I know women in their twenties who'd kill for her ass. I know a few guys who'd do the same just for a small piece of her.
"Okay," I said after taking her in.
"Would you fuck me?"
I laughed, "Is that an offer?"
She sat down next to me and kicked off her heels. "I'm serious, if you were a guy, would you want to fuck me?"
"Eh, I don't know if I could think like a guy," I said teasing her.
She rolled her eyes and slapped my leg, "You know what I mean. If you weren't my son."
"Oh, then, in that case, I'd fuck you. Why?"
"I've been out with this guy four times and still nothing. I get a few kisses and then nothing, not even a little light fingering."
I laughed, "Damn, what's a girl got to do to get a little dick, huh?"
"I'm not trying to be slutty, but yeah. I just need to find a young guy like you who'll fuck my brains out. Know of any good escorts?"
"Yeah, me." She looked at me like I was joking, "I'm serious, mom. I mean, I'm hardly ever serious, but on this topic I am. Remember after high school I got a job and told you I was working the night shift at the mall?"
"Yeah, you work for that hair place cleaning up, so?"
"So, I lied. I started pimpin' myself out. Why do you think I live in the gym so much, and when have you ever known a mall job to pay enough to allow me to buy a car like I have? So, if you've got the cash, I got the product."
Again, she looked at me as if I were joking, but I just raised my eyebrows. "Nah, stop playing."
I pulled out my phone and told her to be quiet as I dialed. "Hey, Alex," the voice said from the speaker.
"Hey, I just wanted to confirm your 'hair appointment'. You still cumming?"
"As many times as possible," the voice said suggestively.
"Okay, see you then."
"Don't be late, I want my full hour."
"Don't worry, that hair's going to get blown out, just like always."
She laughed and said, "Good," before hanging up.
Mom's jaw was on her chest. "That's Tiffany from next door. Are you saying she pays you to sleep with her?"
"Yep, every Saturday night for the last year and a half."
"But she's married."
"Yeah, and Bob knows. From what she says they still love each other, but her urges hit more often than his. He can get it up about twice a week and then I come in on Saturday night to really clean her out. Here's how I look at it all, it's just bodies. Bodies in need of pleasure. It's not about love or emotions just pure physical enjoyment."
"Just bodies, huh? How much do you charge," she asked quietly biting her lip.
I smiled, "Tell you what, I've got to get a book for class, buy that for me and we'll call it even."
"How do we start?"
"Tell me what you want. You want me to do all the work, do you want me to just sit here and let you satisfy yourself?"
"I love sucking cock, can I suck yours?" I nodded. "And I want to be eaten, I hate when a guy doesn't eat me. Will you eat me?" Again, I nodded. "Ok, then after I've swallowed your load and I've cum on your face, I want to ride your hard cock to one final slow orgasm."
"I understand," I said as I pulled her off the couch.