My stepmother Liza is such a free spirit and a nature lover that my dad playfully calls her his Hippie Wife. She was always making him drink health shakes and take exotic herbs with crazy ass names that he couldn't even pronounce. But he loves her and he puts up with her crazy shit. Lucky for me I got away from all that by going to a college. Hell yeah!!
Now please don't get me wrong, I adore Liza and yes she's a very healthy fifty five year old woman, with a body that turns even the younger guys heads, mine included. I never had sexual fantasies about my stepmother when I was growing up. I mean she was a mom to me in every way since my real mother ran off with some guitar player from a country band. I love Liza as much as any son could love his own mother.
Well on with the story. Liza calls me up on a Friday and she's just in tears over the fact that the city is expanding Riverside Park. And unfortunately her favorite tree is on the docket to be cut down. It's a two hundred year old oak tree one that Liza enjoys doing her yoga beneath. Heck she even named the darn thing...Oakley. The trouble is that the tree is now located in the center of where the new parking lot is to be built.
"Calm down, Mom!" I said.
"I can't calm down, Jimmy not when they're going to cut down, Oakley!"
"Mom, it's just a tree for Pete's sake." I said trying to reason with her.
"Damn it, Honey you sound just like your father! Oakley is not just any old tree, it's my spirit tree!" she whined.
OMG! Mom's lost her fucking mind! I thought, shaking my head. "I'm sorry, Mom I really wish I could help but..."
"But you can help me, sweetie." she said desperately.
"How?" I asked rolling my eyes.
"Just come be with me. Please. I'm surrounded by construction workers and they're all giving me dirty looks!"
"What?! Are you at the park right now?!" I exclaimed.
"Yes of course, where else would I be. They're pretty pissed off because I've chained myself to Oakley." she giggled.
"Oh my fucking word! Are you serious?!"
"Oh I'm quite serious about all of this darling now get your butt down here!" she snapped and with that she ended the call.
"Fuck me STANDING!!!" I shouted to the top of my lungs.
I drove down immediately, but the university I attend is a state away so I ended up getting to the park at around six thirty that evening, just as the sun was going down. I spotted Mom's White Mercedes SUV in the parking lot but she wasn't in it so I figured she was with, Oakley.
I got out and crossed the park in the direction of the massive oak tree. I mean it was pretty easy to spot since it was the tallest tree in the park and it was surrounded by all manner of heavy equipment. And yes there's my mother in the midst of it all chained to that damn tree! This is crazy!
Liza fastened a dog chain around the base of the tree with maybe a six foot lead. And around her neck she has this cute little pink chrome spiked dog collar. And at this very moment she's arguing with some big red headed guy who was most likely the job foreman. And boy was she chewing him a new one. Mom's certainly feisty when she gets mad and she was all up in this guy's face. Well his chest rather since she's a petite five foot even and you might say the only thing big about Mom are her tits. The guy looked over six feet tall and he was staring down at her red faced.
I approached cautiously.
"I assure you, Missy that this tree will be cut down tomorrow!" the man barked.
"Over my dead body, it will be!" she retorted and drew her hand back to slap him but he grabbed her wrist. But instead of that being the end of it the bastard took it a step further and squeezed Liza's small wrist until she melted to her knees in pain.
"ARG!! Stop!" Mom cried and she tried to punch him in the nuts which made him tighten his grip to the point Liza was screaming.
"Hey leave my, Mother alone you asshole!!" I shouted.
He smiled and released her and leaned over and whispered something to her.
"You can go to hell!" Mom screamed at him.
The big ape just laughed and then he smirked at me and casually walked away.
I hurried over and bent down beside her, "Are you okay?"
She rubbed her wrist and nodded, "Yes, Jimmy I'm fine."
"Who was that shithead?" I asked looking in the direction that he'd walked. Red was now leaning against a work truck talking to some of his guys. He grabbed his crotch and gave it a shake and then flipped me off. What a fucking asshole!
"He's the site boss. And he's been harassing me all day!"
"You're telling me that you've been here all day, Mom? Chained to this fucking tree?"
"Yes and I intend on being here all night too. Or at least until those bureaucrats up town take notice and do something about this atrocity!"
I shook my head, "Have you eaten anything?"
Liza turned up her nose and folded her arms, "I refuse to eat or drink until Oakley is safe!"
"Mom you can't do this to yourself! You'll get sick." I pleaded.
"I can and I will!" she said stubbornly.
"Gosh damn it, Mom!" I snapped. But I knew there was no talking to her when she got like this so I sat down beside her in the grass. I looked over at her, she was already sun burned and rightfully so because she was only dressed in a loose black tank and a pair of short cut off jeans. "At least let me go to the car and get you an umbrella."
"No, Jimmy."
"I can't believe Dad is allowing you to do this to yourself." I said shaking my head.
"Your Dad does not control me, son. I'm a free spirit and I can do this. No scratch that I will do this!" she said defiantly. "Oakley deserves to be saved!"
I shut my mouth and together we just sat there in silence for a little while. People would walk by and look at us like we were crazy and some would stop and ask what was going on and Mom would give them her hippie spill.
It was around eight now and it was dark, except for the light of a full moon. Liza now had her head against my shoulder and was gently snoring. I looked behind me to see that Red was still back there. He was sitting on the tailgate of the work truck talking to two other guys and they were all three drinking and laughing.
"So what did that guy say to you, Mom?"
Liza opened her sleepy blue eyes and looked at me, "Did you say, something, sweetie?" She yawned.
"What did that asshole say to you before he walked off?"
"Oh that. He said that he would consider saving the tree if I..." she paused.
"What?" I asked.
"He said if I have sex with him that he'd consider saving, Oakley. That son of a bitch! The balls on him, right?" she yawned and stretched her arms above her head and arched her back, which caused her tits to press forth in all their ample glory. Yeah I looked and Liza caught me looking too. To which she just laughed. She was used to men's lustful stares but I think it surprised her that I was the one doing it.
"Having sex with that bastard sure as hell would be a lot easier than this shit." I laughed
Mom looked at me, "I know, right?" she giggled not realizing that I was being serious.
I shook my head and looked away.
"Jimmy?"
"I think you should have sex with him Mom."
Liza's mouth dropped, "Oh my god, Jimmy!! Your joking?"
I shrugged. "Or we can just sit out here and get eaten up by these damn mosquitoes all night and still nothing will get done. Just consider it, taking wood to save wood." I slapped the base of the big oak tree. "I'm sure Oakley wouldn't mind."
"Your father would be so pissed off if he knew that you suggested something like that to me. Goodness, Jimmy I'm even shocked!"
I shrugged, "But he's not here is he, Mom? No he's sitting at home right now, watching TV."
"I don't care Jimmy I will not do it!!" she snapped, sticking her chin up.
"Look, Mom you can't take another day of this shit. It'll kill you!"
Liza looked away.
"It's just sex. It want mean anything!"
She brushed back her shoulder length blond hair and shook her head, "But Jimmy, I can't it would be cheating on your father! Can't you understand that? I love him."
I sighed and thought about it. "Well do you consider a blow job cheating?"
She looked at me, "Stop it, Jimmy I don't want to hear anymore about this. Your not talking me into having sex with that creep!"
"Mom for fuck sake! Most women don't even consider a blow job sex. Hell the women at my college pass them out like candy." I laughed.
"I just bet you wish you were there right now getting your penis sucked instead of being here with your crazy Mother, right?" she snapped.
I had to laugh at the comment, because my Mom's never made a lewd statement like that to me before.
She gave me a confused look, but then she smiled and started to giggle. And soon we were both laughing. When we finally stopped Liza shook her head, "What a mess I've dragged you into, Honey and I'm so sorry."