There's never too late to learn the ways of our neighborhood. Yes, there are quite a few couples here who are doing it. Anne, this sexy gallery owner, and her strapping twenty-year old son. Hannah, the writer, her son is eighteen. She's almost as fit as you are. By the way, is it yoga that keeps you in such a shape? So slender and shapely, even though you're nearing forty. I know Hannah's doing a lot of yoga. And so does Anne. They want to keep in shape for their sons. I've once spied Hannah stripping for him. To some real nice music from the nineties. She forgot to draw the blinds. She often does. Perhaps she does in on purpose. I don't remember the name of the song.
So, how old is your son? Nineteen? I take that for "yes". Was it Hannah that introduced you to our customs? Ah yes, she forgot to draw the blinds. Again. And you were passing through. And then you thought how pretty would it be to do it with YOUR son. You had this conversation with her over the phone. And Brian - that's his name? - overheard. Oh, I bet he masturbated all the night at the thought of this. And so did you, didn't you?
The next day I saw Brian paying a visit to Hannah's house. He probably too had some questions. And then Hannah gave him her "everyone here's doing it" speech. But she didn't tell you - and him - about the "Wicked Witch Society". That's the ultimate taboo. Even greater than what mommies and sonnies do here at night. Actually, without OUR connections it would not be possible to keep all of this under wraps. But we do have a price and whoever crosses us pays double. What's the "Wicked Witch Society"? Well, let's say we're the women who take what they want. Especially strapping young lads.
Do you like this room? Hannah's been there too. And this other woman who left the neighborhood with her son - I forgot her name. If they think they can pull it off away from here - well, I can only wish them the best of luck. I always found this place the opposite of morbid. This wallpaper, for instance, is a photograph of the temple of Vishvanatha, with all those couples copulating in impossible positions. And this piece of painting on the wall is the original Japanese "shunga". And the red lighting - red is the colour of passion, isn't it? You have to admit, it sets up the atmosphere right.