Totally Fake... White Trash Up That Ass
Some changes are being made to this series... It's getting even filthier and even more depraved and trashy... More outlaw too, but also funnier... Spence (The King Of Queens) is being revamped... He'll have a different look and personality... Our website White Trash Up That Ass is starting also...So... Let's get funky, bitches... Trashy funky... White trash for life, motherfucker!
Bitches I knocked up recently:
My sisters Beth... Sarah (Former ESPN Hottie Sarah Spain)... Gina... My wife Billie's sister Baylen (Internet Star Baylen Dupree)... And, our very busty married neighbor Georgia
I've been busy being me. Ha. Plus, I just made 50Gs on a score last week. Kelly's still excited about that. I think she's spent most of it already, but fuck it... She's my bitch and I love her.
Beth has me hooked up with an even bigger score. She's been banging this motherfucker that owns an apartment complex in Santa Monica. Dude's in a wheelchair but, he gets around. Larry's his name. He also owns a strip club, and has some connections in the X world. Damn good Molly too. I'm looking at 100 grand with this score. And, that's gonna get Kelly extra wet. (Happy, horny perv smirking)
And, on top of that, White Trash Up That Ass just got launched. It's my idea. Our neighbor Dale's helping with it. He's a partner. Doing all the technical stuff. He's onscreen talent too. We're starting small. It's a cool site though. Not just fucking on it. All kinds of fun, funky shit. We do a series all about flashing. Everywhere. We do a lot of grocery store flashing. Fast food joints. Liquor stores. All kinds of spots. Men and women both. We even have some piss action thrown in with the flashing. Other stuff too. Like I said, fun shit.
Like last night. We went to a 24 hour grocery store outside LA and had some fun. Me, Kelly, Billie, Beth, and Dale.
The girls flashed the few customers in the joint as they walked around with a grocery cart, smiling and flirting with everybody. Awesome footage. Watching Kelly's braless 34FFs bounce around in that thin gray track suit jacket as she pushed that cart was one hella awesome sight. She had it unzipped down past her jugs. The five or six people in the store went nuts for her... and her tits. Staring at all of them the whole fucking time we were filming. I think it was five guys and a super stacked old broad in there. The night manager too.
Billie was flirting with the manager. Real good. Real hot. He's an fat old dude. Really fat. Really, really fat. She had that old freaky motherfucker ready to sign over his life to her. Billie was wearing a pink velour tracksuit. Nothing on underneath. Just like Kelly and Beth. She had her super soft pink jacket unzipped past her pale white 34DDs just like Kelly. Damn, she's got gorgeous cans. So fucking gorgeous!
Beth and I were fooling around while her boyfriend Dale filmed. Beth had a blue and white sports bra and blue and white striped track suit pants on. I had that sports bra pulled up over her massively milky white 38F knockers while I kneaded and juggled them all I wanted to. All three bitches have all natural cans so it was truly a real titty heavenly experience.
Drops of breast milk kept dripping out of Beth's fat, rubbery nips. I sucked them for awhile and so did Dale. Kelly too. That got a massive cheer from the small group of horny voyeur peeps in the store.
I ended up fucking my sister right there in front of everybody in the store as Dale filmed it. I banged her brains out on a display of watermelons... convenient considering Beth's own enormous melons.
Kelly let a couple of dudes feel her up and suck her perfect titties while the huge titty old broad customer took pics. I banged Beth so hard we smashed a bunch of the watermelons. The manager was so obsessed with Billie flirting with him that he didn't give a shit about the smashed melons though.
I finally jizzed bad ass blonde milf BBW Beth's own melons, then she sucked me and her messy tits clean. She threw up the double devil horns at the horny old broad while she took pics of us. We got a big cheer from the other freaks on top of it.
After that, Kelly and Beth both drank my piss from their knees while I gorged myself on a case of Budweiser that I never ended up paying for, flipping off everybody as they cheered me the fuck on. Another huge cheer from the sex crazed customers for that.
Fucking fun night. The star struck manager gave Billie his number. I think she chucked it out the black van's window right after we pulled out of the parking lot, drinking and going wild, and headed home. I did get the old bitch's number though. I might use her for something later on.
We put the whole thing up on the site late last night and it's gotten over big. Tons of downloads today.
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My half brother Spence and I have been stealing cases of Budweiser from a delivery truck that passes through our area every day. We've been really successful at it too. And, we haven't gotten caught yet.
We average about a couple of dozen cases at a time. Nothing big. We just catch the driver slippin' and distract him. Usually with some help from my hot friends and family. Or even Spence. Dude seems to have a crush on not only my hot bitches, but also my short and fat, pasty white geek half brother. What are the odds? (Smirking)
We just toss a couple of cases in my van, and speed off while the dude is busy ogling naked titties or whatever. He's always making non work stops, so it's easy.
It's more of a fun thing to do than a money maker. Plus, Spence gets some attention. Fat, bisexual male attention, but attention none the less. (Perv smirking again)
Kelly's working part time... real part time... at the sex clinic and also managing a motel that the owner of the sex clinic owns also. Two, maybe three days a week combined. She's also dancing a little for the dude that Beth hooked me up with out in Santa Monica. Watching my wife strip, and seeing all those raging horny MFers in the club losing their shit over her really gets me going. Kelly's already the most popular stripper they have there, and she doesn't even dance much. Just once in awhile. My babe. Hottest ever. WOO!!!
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At home, hanging with our daughter Kate (Supermodel Kate Upton)...
