"Not so bad, is it?" Olivia asked.
I was beginning to mellow out a little, actually more comfortable with the situation, with her there. But don't think this little coup of hers was lost on me, I knew just what she did there and why she did it. The only question was her motives. Was I to believe that she actually gave a shit about my social discomforts?
"I guess not." I answered, watching the black woman dancing face to face with Carrie to
Bachman Turner Overdrive.
"So, what do you think looks best about me tonight?"
"Looks best?" I asked, wondering where this was heading.
"Well, let me ask you this first: Do you find me attractive?"
" ... Yes."
"You sure? You hesitated there."
"Yes, you look good." I said in a carefully aloof manner.
"So, if you could stare at one spot on me, where would it be?"
(what the ffff,...?)
"Uhhh. I guess your, um,... Gee whiz, why do you wanna know that?"
"Just curious. I mean, I could assume it would be my tits, but maybe assuming some things with you would be a mistake."
"Your- well, I suppose, yeah. Not necessarily, I don't know. ... Yes, it would be your- You know."
"Tits?" she teased.
"Yeah.", I sighed, taking a drink of beer and looking around.
Shelly was dancing with some guy a little further out towards the track. They stopped and I watched as he actually helped her out of her shirt, leaving her in a satin slip that covered almost half of her huge melons.
I looked away and saw Junior, slow dancing with the unknown blonde, probably his wife but, again, who'd know? They were speaking in one another's ear with smiles.
Mom was talking to one of the guys who hooked up the RVs utilities when we first got here. She nodded, listening closely as he spoke, then looked down with a small grin before looking back up at him again. He laughed a little and looked down her revealing top.
Jen had joined Robbie and Carrie at their request, dancing close with them while they spoke.
"So, you'd look at my tits, huh? I suppose you'd like to stare at Mums. Most people tend to when they first meet her, man or woman. I think they just want to get a good look so they can get over it and move on with their lives."
"I can see that."
"Is that why you want to look at mine?"
"I didn't say I want to look at them."
"Yes you did."
"No, I said that
if
I could stare at any part of you, which was what your question was, I would stare at your,... them."
"Tits, Jarid, just say it. And that amounts to the same thing, by the way. You'd like to get a good look at my tits."
"Olivia," I said, feeling my face going a little hot and trying not to think of her all to nice tits. "I don't
want
to look at them."
"But you would."
" ... Fine, I would, can we please drop it?"
"Like, if you were watching me and I didn't know, you'd take the opportunity."
"No! That's peeping tomery!"
"'Peeping tomery'? Ha! Ha ha!"
"Oh, god." I said disgustedly, looking away.
"You smiled, I saw that."
"I did not." I lied.
"Liar."
"I didn't."
"You must like me a little bit, sugar."
"Stop teasing me, Olivia."
"Cause I like you. Maybe more than a little bit and call me Liv."
I shook my head and looked around again. Jen was coming toward us with a devious smile. She swayed just a bit and landed in Olivia's lap.
"Hi.", she said, taking another drink of her beer.
"I think you've had enough of that for a little while, my little Barbie doll." Olivia said with a warm expression, taking the bottle out of her hand.
"Okay.", she easily agreed. "Having a good time, Jarid?"
"Oh, yeah." I replied, trying to make it sound real.
"Just relax, have fun. Hey, Carrie wants to give you a tat. No charge."
"I wouldn't know what to get."
"She's got all kinds of nice ones, but she'd probably do something custom."
I nodded as Olivia's hand landed on Jen's thigh and caressed it lightly while she listened.
"And she's really, really good, too. She even owns her own parlour and everything."
"Cool, I'll think about it."
"Hey, look at your mum." Olivia said.
We looked. She'd gotten a little closer and wore a tolerant, but humoured expression as the big guy she was talking to began unbuttoning her top further, leaving only the bottom button and spreading the opened sweater around her large boobs. She giggled when he was finished in her very sexy white bra with colourful little flowers all over it, her nipples making quite an impression.
"Look at her nipples." Jen said. "She's pretty horny."
"Holy shit." I breathed, stunned and shamefully turned on.
Jen and Olivia weren't helping that situation, either and another couple of images were on their way to that well known department in my head where nothing at all had been accomplished, anyway.
Jen watched with a leering smile while Olivia squeezed her thigh.
"Jarid wants to see my tits, you know."
I almost died on the spot while Jen laughed out loud.
"Olivia, don't! You know I never said that!"
"Isn't he cute when he's embarrassed? We had that conversation and we rationally established that you want to see my tits, don't you remember?"
"No, that's just what you keep saying. You're trying to put words in my mouth."
Jen grabbed Olivia's tits and squeezed them together slowly, then let them go and looked at me.
"They're really nice tits." she said matter of factly, as though she were defending the quality of produce at
Mr. Grocer.
Before I could even get over this, Shelly walked up and greeted the three of us in her usual manner. Jen immediately hugged her and looked at her unreal tits with something like awe. Well, they were something else, alright.
"How are you two little darlings?" she enthused. "Having a good time, are we?"
I couldn't help but smile with Jen and say that I was, no matter what kind of a time I was really having. She was just like that. Not to mention,...
"You've got really nice big boobs, Shelly." Jen said.
I almost choked on the beer I'd just finished. She was acting like,... I didn't want to think about it. I couldn't. And I didn't have time, anyway.
"Thank you, sweetie, you've got a very nice set of tits, too."
"Thanks. Umm, is it true that they hurt your back?"
"Oh, yes."
"I got the reduction surgery because of it.", Olivia said.
"Wow. Will mine hurt?"
"It's proportional, you'll be fine." Olivia answered.
"Can I see one?" Jen asked Shelly, looking at her chest again.
"Of course."
I almost dropped the empty bottle in my hand when I saw Jen casually reach out and pull the satin down from Shelly's shoulder and use both hands to lift her boob out.
"Wow.", she said, pinching the nipple up. "They're totally like,... wow."
I caught Olivia's eye while I was staring at this scene in disbelief. There was a small smirk on her lips as our eyes met.
"Thanks you, Shelly." Jen said, replacing the boob.
"No problem, sweetie. Wait till the wet T-shirt contest. Bye, all."
"Bye, Mum." Olivia called.
I could only lift my hand in farewell and let it drop almost as a deadweight while Jen said a cheerful, "Later! You should have asked to touch one, Jarid."
"Yeah, Jarid." Olivia said, backing her up with that same grin. "Here, you look like you need a drink, finish your sister's beer."