"Oh, how I got sick! I can't wait to come home and give my stepdaughter a good blowjob right now!" I said, leaning back in my chair. The sun in the window of the police department was slowly sinking towards the horizon, during my first shift at a new place of work, absolutely nothing happened. Well, until I uttered this phrase.
"Bobby, it's your first day! Is it really that strong mouth... Wait, what did you say?" my partner Glen Dawson (a blond fat man in his forties) suddenly changed his expression. The third cop in the office, black and beefy Barney Howre, turned to us and furrowed his brows.
"Yes, yes, Houston, repeat. Is this a bad joke, or are you completely crazy? - Barney from the very morning began to call me Houston, since it was from there that I transferred here, to the California town of Santa Cruz.
"What's wrong with that?" I shrugged. "Well, yes, my stepdaughter loves to give blowjobs, is there anything wrong with that? This is a common thing for girls, she is already eighteen... Not her own daughter! And in the end - Jessica just likes the taste of sperm and the feeling when a member is deep in her throat. It is forbidden? Why are you looking like you saw aliens?"
"Are you all such perverts in Texas? Do you even know what you're talking about?!" Glen asked indignantly.
"Why...why do you feel that way about it? Don't your stepdaughters make you feel good with your mouths?" I answered the question in bewilderment. Before that, we had already found out that, by an incredible coincidence, Glen and Barney also had stepdaughters - the daughters of their wives from their first marriage. If my wife just left me, like Glen's wife, then Barney had a much more interesting story, but he refused to tell it so far.
"So, stop, so you want to tell us that in this Houston of yours, all the girls in the city suck all day long?" Glen got up from his seat.
"Uuu... I don't know... I suddenly realized that I had never thought about it. The fact is that I was in Houston itself only when it was necessary to stop by for groceries. I was sheriff there, you know, at an abandoned nuclear facility. And then our police department was disbanded, so I... transferred here."
"Abandoned? So there wasn't a single person there?" the black policeman asked incredulously.
"Well, yes, just me and my stepdaughter. My wife left me with her daughter when she was not even three years old, and then the research center closed and almost all the residents of the facility left in all directions. I married Casey when Jessica was very young, the first husband left them immediately after the birth of the girl... I still don't understand how Casey could have done the same in the end... After her departure, we lived there until her daughter came of age. I made my rounds of the production facilities and factory grounds every day, while Jessica went to school online. So we lived quietly for ourselves, the salary came to the card, no one had any questions. My stepdaughter and I felt good, she called me "dad", and I called her "daughter", even though we are not native..."
"You still wouldn't feel good!.. - Glen whistled. "Houston, this is an absolutely crazy story!"
"So," I continued. "This went on until May. In May of this year, a commission suddenly arrived. They were shocked that a whole police department was operating at the facility, where only two people live. It is amazing that for so many years no one paid attention to this. Checks began, management was reduced..." I shook my head. "It was the most terrible month in my life. Jessica was so worried that she began to give me blowjobs twice as often as usual. She was so calm, you know."
"Yeah, I used to suck my thumbs as a kid too," Glen blurted out suddenly.
"Yes, in general, as a result, the check showed that there is no malicious intent here. And since I regularly wrote reports all these years and fulfilled the duties assigned to me, no crime was found in my actions either. Then I thought about what I would do next and started looking for jobs online. And found - the first link led me here."
"So...our department just posted a job on the internet? No letters of recommendation, no testing... You were just taken here by the cops?"
I did not have time to answer, as Barney, who was generally very sharp-tongued, butted in.
"But this is by no means surprising. With such and such a salary, I wonder how they have not yet begun to take animals from the zoo to our places."
We both smiled sadly.
"So, I understand correctly that you and your stepdaughter are completely unsocialized? She did not go to school and did not communicate with her peers, and you did not have close neighbors, friends, and so on? And today is your first day at work, and her... first day of school?"
"Absolutely right."
"Listen, Houston, aren't you afraid that your daughter is... at school... Well, will she start offering things to the boys?" Barney looked at me carefully.
"Why am I afraid? So it's even better! She had only one dick in her mouth in her entire life! Is this the case? And now at school she will try different sizes, shapes... I fully support her in this!"
I was really happy for my daughter.
"You would know how happy she was when she found out that there were more than a dozen boys in her class!"
"Incredible. Just fantastic" Glen shook his head.
"Wouldn't you like your stepdaughters to give you blowjobs?"
Glen turned red, and Barney's eyes widened.
"Hey, Bobby, you do realize that it's not tactful to suggest such a thing, right?"
"Why? I watched a lot of movies on the Internet, almost all the girls there suck with pleasure, no one even close reacts like you!"
"So this is porn, Houston! Regular porn. Did you raise your daughter on porn videos?" My teammates looked at each other and laughed. Their facepalms were more than eloquent.
"Um... What, aren't they based on real events?" I suddenly felt that I was losing ground under my feet. All the time, it seemed to both me and my daughter that the model of behavior that we saw on the Internet was the absolute norm. When I went into the city for groceries, I never saw anything that could shake my confidence in this.
"Of course not, Bob! This is absolutely unacceptable!"
"But why? What's so terrible about it? After all, we live in 2053, when all diseases are defeated, are there any other reasons for girls not to suck at the first desire?"
"Well... for example, the lack of desire among the girls themselves," Barney muttered.
"Well, I don't know, my Jessica almost always herself asks to let her give me a blowjob."
"Listen, are you sure you're telling us the whole truth?" Glen looked at me suspiciously. "Somehow it all sounds... well, to put it mildly, unrealistic!"
"The truth," I answered him. But both colleagues continued to look at me with tension. "Listen, guys, let's do it this way - today I invite you to my house for dinner. Also make sure I'm telling the truth. Jessica will definitely show you everything. Yes, and she cooks - you will lick your fingers! Today there will be rosemary steaks, and on the weekend we are having a barbecue!"