Strongly inspired by 'What's a MILF' by Barkirk.
Melanie turned her car into the road her house was on and smiled when she saw her son, Billy, walking along the pavement towards their home.
She waved as she passed him and then swung the economical hybrid into the driveway and parked.
"You're home early," said Billy as she got out of her car and turned to face him.
"The whole office closed early for theโwhat's happened to your face!"
"It's nothing," said Billy.
"It's not nothing -- you've had a bleeding nose!"
"Yeh, well, I had a bit of a fight but it's over now and it's not that bad."
Melanie fussed over her son as they went inside, to the kitchen.
"Here, let me look at it closer."
Billy sat on a bar stool next to the kitchen island and Melanie looked closely at his nose. Billy winced a few times as she poked and prodded him.
"Doesn't look like it's broken," she said finally. "Here," she said as she went to the freezer and pulled out an ice tray. She took a tea towel and emptied the ice cubes into it and handed the makeshift ice pack to her son. "Hold this on your nose to prevent it swelling."
"Thanks Mum."
Billy stood to go but Melanie wasn't having any of it.
"Hang on mister, you haven't told me why you were fighting yet."
"You don't want to know," he said morosely. "It's over now, can we just leave it?"
"No we cannot. I want to know who hit my baby boy. You may be nineteen now but you'll always be my baby."
"It was just a disagreement."
"It must've been quite a disagreement to lead to bloody noses!"
"It was. But it's over now."
"You will tell me so you might as well tell me now."
Billy thought it over and then breathed a sigh of defeat and sat back down on the bar stool.
"It was the guys."
"What! Why were you fighting with your friends!" Melanie knew 'the guys' meant his three best friends, Chris, Simon, and Justin.
"Chris said something that I couldn't just let him say. Can we leave it there please?"
"No, we cannot just leave it there. What did he say?"
"It was ... something about you. And I took offence and I told him so but the others took his side and, well, I hit him."
"And what did he say about me?" asked Melanie.
Billy didn't answer for a long time but eventually he gave in.
"He said that you were the best MILF in the village, okay?"
"The ... what's a MILF?"
"It's ... an acronym. It stands for Mother I'd Like to ... F."
"That doesn't seem too bad," said Melanie. "Doesn't that mean he thinks I'm attractive?"
"Yeh, they all do. Everyone does."
"But you disagree. You think your old mum is passed it?"
"No! Not at all, you're gorgโ well, yes you're the prettiest woman in the village, probably the county, but that's not the point."
Melanie was touched that her son thought she was pretty but tried to stay on track with what led to her son getting into a fight.
"So if it means I'm attractive and you don't disagree then why did you fight?"
"It doesn't just mean you're attractive. It, well, it's disrespectful. It objectifies you."
"That's touching, sweetheart, but I don't mind if your friends want to call me a MILF. I think it's a compliment."
"Really? They kept asking me questions about you too -- what colour your, well, your pubes were or if you were shaved, and what your nipples looked like." Billy went completely red as he talked about his mother's body so sexually.
"And what did you tell them?"
"That I wouldn't tell them even if I knew, of course."
"You don't know? Haven't you ever peeked on me in the shower or when I'm getting changed in my bedroom? I thought it was natural for sons to peek on their mothers."
Billy was shocked his mother seemed so accepting of the idea of him spying on her naked.
"I ... just didn't want to break into your privacy," he said slowly.
Melanie had a wicked thought. She wanted to reward her son for what he'd said about her being attractive and now she knew how she would.
"That's sweet, darling. So, do you want to tell them what I look like?"
"I guess ... if you don't mind me telling them?"
"I don't mind at all. It's a compliment that they want to know."
"Oโokay, so, um, what should I tell them?"
"I don't think that would work, me just telling you. You wouldn't be able to describe it properly just based on hearing my desption."
"Oh, okay," said Billy, thinking that was the end of it.
"I think you'd have to see for yourself."
"Oh! You mean ... you want me to spy on you? In the shower?"
"Not quite, darling. Why don't I just show you?"
Billy just sat in a daze, not sure if what he'd heard was real or a dream.
"I'd understand if you don't want to see your old mum that way," said Melanie.
"NO! No, I'd, um ... love to."
Melanie smiled in genuine joy.
"Excellent," she said as she started unbuttoning her blouse.
"You're just going to... strip?" asked Billy in surprise, "here? Now?"
"Why not?" asked Melanie.
That was a good point, thought Billy, and it meant he would get to see her body without any ore delay. He was already hard as a rock after talking about it for so long.
Melanie finished unbuttoning her blouse and took it off, folded it, and placed it on another stool.
Billy gaped at her large milky breasts in her white lacy bra. He couldn't take his eyes off the wonderful sight he never thought he'd see but then he didn't need to take his eyes off her body now she was showing it to him.
Next came the skirt. She unzipped it and let it fall to pool around her feet before stepping out of it and bending at the hips to pick the garment up, giving her son an eye full of her peachy round arse in her lacy white knickers.
Billy groaned quietly at the sight of his mother bending over in front of him.
"Did you say something darling?"
"No, nothing. Just ... wow." Billy tried to take in every detail of his mother's perfect hourglass body.
Melanie smiled. "You haven't seen anything yet," she winked.
She put her skirt on top of her blouse on the stool and then started unclipping her bra. She released the garment and pulled it away to reveal her large, milky breasts to her son for the first time. He marvelled at the large mounds and how little they sagged when they were no longer supported.
"Wow," said Billy, unable to stop himself.
"Well?" asked Melanie.