"Ted has a boner again!" The voice of my sister rang out. She did this kind of thing all the time. She was always teasing him and making comments about his dick. She'd point out when it was hard, she would point out when it was soft. She joked that it was too big, too small, or too average. She couldn't decide on which was funnier.
I'd gotten used to it, but it was still annoying.
"Damn, Mare, why do you care so much about my dick!"
I recently learned that saying this got to her. She would get quiet and start blushing, and eventually just going to her room. It was satisfying the first couple of times, but now I was starting to feel bad for embarrassing her.
I know I shouldn't care because I'm just getting her back for embarrassing me, but still. I didn't like to see her like that. She's usually so confident, sometimes overly confident. She didn't care what anyone thought about her. I've rarely seen her get embarrassed and it didn't look good on her.
I wanted to cheer her up so I followed her upstairs. I started knocking the instant she closed her door.
"Hey Teddy Bear. I didn't know you were behind me." She said acting like her usual self.
"Listen Mary, I didn't mean to embarrass you like that. It just bothers me you make comments about my dick."
"Why? Are you self conscious about your dick?" She said as she looked down toward my crotch.
She didn't seem like she was joking, but I still couldn't tell if she was serious.
"No! Why would you think that?"
"Someone who wasn't insecure about their dick wouldn't care what anyone who hasn't seen it said about it." She gave me a smile when she looked back up at me.
"Well I'm not. I just think that anyone who hasn't seen it shouldn't get to talk about it." I realized after I said it that she was going to take that and run with it.
She took a step back into her room and, while looking me dead in the eyes, said "well then show me. Once I see it I can only say true things about it, and if you don't show me I can only imagine."
Wait, did that mean she imagines what my dick looks like? This is starting to feel like a prank. I'd better back off before I shoot myself in the foot, and hopefully he doesn't put it in his mouth first.
"Stop fuckin' around, Mare. I'm not showing you my dick."
"I'm not fuckin' around. Show me your dick and I'll stop teasing you about it."
"Why do you want to see my dick so bad?" I had to ask
"I'm just curious is all. Is it weird that I'm curious about your dick?"
"Who's to say what is or isn't weird? If you're asking if I think it's abnormal I couldn't say that either. I only have a sample of 1 sister asking to see her brother's dick." I'm fairly certain it was weird, but I still felt bad for embarrassing her earlier and I didn't want to do it again.
"That's a good point" she tilted her head in thought "I don't think any of my friends have mentioning that they've asked to see their brothers dicks" she looked back at me and asked "So, will you show me your dick?"
"Are you sure?" I asked with genuine concern.
"Yeah, I'm sure" she smiled a triumphant smile.
"Well I'm not doing it here." I said as I stepped through the doorway and past my sister. She'd closed the door behind me and turned to look at me with a look of real anticipation.
I undid my belt, opened my fly and hooked my thumbs in the waistband of my underwear. I pulled the front of my pants down just enough for her to look inside.
"That's not going to cut it." She said. "I can't see it well enough like this." She then knelt down and grabbed ahold of my pants and underwear and before I knew what was happening she tugged them down to my knees. I was surprised and instantly aroused. My dick swelled right in front of my sister's face. "Oh no!" I said and tried to cover myself up.
Mary stopped my by saying she'd already seen it so I might as well let her get a good look. She didn't take her eyes off of my dick the whole time.
"Wow Teddy, I think it's even better than I imagined, and I always imagined it well."
"How often do you think about my dick?"
"You'll judge me if I tell you." Still looking at my dick which was fully erect now. "It's a lot."
I wasn't sure if that was an answer to my question or a comment about my dick. "I won't judge you." I said "How could I judge you for thinking about my dick when I'm constantly thinking about your tits?"
"You think about my tits?" She was looking embarrassed again.
I said I was sorry and to not think anything of it. I think of tits all the time.
She finally stopped looking at my hard on long enough to look me in the eye and said "I don't mind if you think about my tits, Teddy. In fact it makes me feel better." She smiled "Thanks for telling me."
Suddenly there was movement down at crotch level and then a few pieces of cloth were thrown away in different directions. Mary stood back up with her bare tits staring me in the face.
"Are they how you pictured them?" She used her arms to push the sides of her tits to make them stick out more "get a good long look and tell me what you think."
I already knew what I thought. I knew what my dick was thinking too as it throbbed I imagined it sending Morse code signals telling me to "SHUT UP AND FUCK!"