As the guests arrived, Jake pinched his fiancée's ass. "Hey Mindy, let's go have a quickie in the robe closet." She shook her head and rolled her eyes.
"You're drunk and stupid."
"Dammit Mindy, all this cleavage is making me horny. Tits everywhere, I'm surrounded by a forest of boobs—big ones, little ones, perky and pointy, and jutting tits with nipple bullets.
"Gosh Jake, you really are horny."
"Yes I am. C'mon Mindy honey, no one will notice us. A church is the perfect place for some naughty nookie."
"No way. I don't want to get all messy, and we'll miss the ceremony." She winked. "Plus we might just get married in this church."
Jake stepped back with a sudden heart attack. "Um... maybe... one day. But haven't you always wanted to screw in a church?"
"NO! You're crazy. I'm not doing it. All your relatives are here. So go jerk off someplace."
"Okay I will." On his way to the restroom, Jake noticed a drunken, big-titted redhead slumped in the hallway. She clutched her car keys, crying and mumbling something about getting dumped.
Excellent. Clearly a girl in need of a good fucking.
The girl looked oddly familiar, but he was too horny to care. Jake momentarily thought about Mindy... But his prick wasn't going to pass up a drunken, jilted chick at a wedding.
He helped her to her feet. "Are you okay sweetie?"
"Nooo!" she cried. "My boyfriend is cheating on me with a stripper. My friend sent me a clip of the stripper underwater, giving my boyfriend a blowjob."
"That's terrible and kinda cool," Jake whispered into the girl's ear. "Hopefully, his next blowjob will be from a shark."
The sobbing girl laughed. Jake gently squeezed her tit, and she tried to slap him. But he grabbed her face and kissed her lips hard as her knees buckled.
Jake slipped her the tongue. After a long lip-sucking kiss, the young girl fell in his arms. "Wow... I-I'm Hanna, but I doubt if you remember me."
"I'm Jake, Big Jake." He flashed a sly smile. "You wanna make your ex-boyfriend really-really jealous?"
"Sure, but how?"
"Let me show you why they call me Big Jake." He pointed to his lump. Hanna blushed and didn't resist when he lifted her up like a prized catch of fresh pussy. He carried the redhead into the men's restroom, groping her tits and twat.
"Wait Jake sir, I-I don't think we should because—"
"—But Hanna, what do you think your boyfriend's doing now?"
"F-fucking that stupid whore." She whispered. "...okay let's screw."
Jake boosted Hanna onto the sink. She helped him undo her dress and bra, freeing her bouncy tits. Jake sucked her fat tits and molested her erect nipples, pinching and flicking them with his teeth and tongue.
Hanna grabbed the back of his head. "Oh Gawd, that feels soo good!"
"Shh, we're in a goddam church!" Jake pulled her panties off. Squeezing her damp pussy he slipped a finger in her furry red fuck-hole. Hanna moaned quietly in a painful hum.
She leaned back, spread her legs wide, and whispered. "Okay sir. Fuck me Jake! Fuck me with your big horn!"
In a flash he thrust his aching cock deep into her tight cunt. Both of them groaned as he slid home. "OUCH! YOU ARE BIG!"
His prick pumped faster, and Hanna fucked back, meeting each of his thrusts. Jake held her close, letting her aroused nipples brush back and forth across his chest.
Soon Hanna panted, gripping the counter. "Oh Gawd yes, fuck me!" She hissed. "FUCK ME!"
Jake gripped her ass, pulling her wet fuck-hole onto his pole. Hanna moaned, shaking her head with her red hair flying around.
Feeling his prick swell, Jake lifted her legs and hammered the very bottom of her tight cunt. Suddenly Hanna grabbed him with her thighs as her chubby body jolted in orgasm, and her mouth flew open in a silent scream.
