Thank you PennLady for your help with editing! All mistakes are mine and mine alone. She cannot be held responsible for a dumbass like me!
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Brenda gets mistaken for a Prostitute, and ends up loving being Uncle Bill's trick and treat!
Uncle Bill was his usual disgusting self, again, Brenda thought. It was his birthday, and Brenda's mom, Bill's sister, had thrown him a little party. She'd made him a cake and bought a couple of presents, and gathered the family. It was too bad that his birthday was on Halloween. It kind of ruined the holiday.
Brenda went through the motions, even eating a piece of cake with them. It wouldn't have been so bad, but Uncle Bill was always so rude, loud and obnoxious, making off-color jokes filled with sexual innuendo. Brenda just didn't like him. Her mother and father were quiet, neat people, whereas her uncle was like a frat boy who had never grown up. Sure, Brenda had a wild side, but she preferred things neat, tidy, clean and organized, just like her parents.
Uncle Bill owned his own plumbing company, and true to form, when he bent down to hug Brenda's two little sisters goodbye, he displayed the requisite plumber's crack. He still had greasy stains on his work shirt, which was too short and rode up over his fat belly every time he reached up for anything.
Brenda shuddered in anticipation of the hug he was sure to give her before he left. He was dirty, fat, balding, greasy and usually sweaty. Worse, though, were the little glances that he kept making at Brenda's chest.
After graduating high school, her breasts had grown to epic proportions. She knew she carried a little extra weight, and that her tummy was a little too flabby, but her large breasts made up for it. She didn't mind guys glancing at them, but it was creepy when Uncle Bill did it. He was family.
Brenda wasn't a virgin, but she'd only been with one guy. It was her first true love and she still missed him. His name was Nathaniel and he'd moved away just several months ago. She'd been thinking about him all day and had been in a horrible funk. Instead of retreating to her room, like she'd been planning, she'd been forced to attend Uncle Bill's birthday party. Being around people today hadn't been on the agenda.
Uncle Bill came over to her before he left. He'd already said goodbye to the rest of the family and everyone else was in the kitchen getting a second piece of cake. "Hey Brenda," he said.
"Hey, Uncle Bill. Happy Birthday," she said, trying to sound like she meant it.
"Thanks," he said, leaning in.
Brenda saw him quickly glance down at her chest and then he had her in a tight hug, mashing her big breasts between them. As usual, the hug lasted way too long.
"I'm heading out. The guys are throwing a party for me too. We're probably going to get really fucked up. Don't tell your mom I said that." He laughed softly. "I'm dressing up like Thor and I'm going to get hammered." He chuckled. "Get it?"
"Okay," Brenda said, not looking at him...not wanting to frown at his horrible joke.
"You look pretty down in the dumps, Brenda."
"Yeah, I'm not having a good day. Sorry if I'm ruining your birthday."
"No. Listen. I don't let other people ruin my days. I do what I want, when I want. I don't let nothing get me down. You're not ruining nothing. Here," he said, smiling and handing her a small bottle.
"What's this?"
"It's a pint of Irish whisky and it will take the blues away. If you get caught though, you didn't get it from me."
Brenda's opinion of her uncle went up considerably, for the moment. "Well now I feel bad," she said putting it in her jacket pocket.
"Don't. The fellas probably have so much alcohol at my house, that I could swim in it. Enjoy, and don't do anything stupid and don't get caught. See you later," he said giving her chest one more admiring look before heading out the door.
Brenda's mother came up behind her, catching her by surprise. "Ha, did I scare you?"
"A little."
"What were you two talking about?"
"I just apologized for being such a downer on his birthday."
"Honey, it's okay. He understands. I thought you were going to the harvest festival and then spending the night at Sara's house?"
"I was," Brenda started. "But..."
"But nothing," her mom interrupted. "Grab your bag and head over. You'll feel better and I'll see you in the morning."
Twenty minutes later, Brenda was walking alone in the park with her small overnight bag over her shoulder, taking little sips of the Irish whisky. It didn't take her long to start feeling a buzz.
She wasn't sure what she was going to do. She didn't feel like going to the harvest festival or going over to her friend's house. She didn't want to go home. She was sure that was probably what she would do though. She would head home after everyone in the house was already asleep and after she had a good buzz on. Right now, she just wanted to drink alone.
Brenda found a lonely bench on an isolated path in the park and finished her little bottle of whisky. She was feeling lightheaded and buzzed when she drained the last of it. Standing up too quickly, she teetered and stumbled almost doing a face plant beside the path.
She giggled. "Definitely drunk!" she said to herself, regaining her balance.
It was dark and cold and the wind was picking up. Her short leather jacket was no match for it. She was wearing a tight black, long sleeved blouse that was too thin for the wind. And her matching black skirt was too short for this time of year, or at least to be hanging out in the park after dark in.
Brenda decided to walk home, thinking that her parents had already headed to bed... She stumbled along the path. "Shit," she exclaimed, tripping over her feet and giggling again. She regained her balance and stopped. In the path ahead, about twenty yards away, two men were standing, blocking her way. Brenda suddenly felt incredibly uneasy. Even in her drunken state, she remembered her self-defense training and her instructor's words; "Trust your instincts. If something doesn't feel right, it probably isn't right."
Brenda spun around and started to walk quickly in the opposite direction. She thought she heard two pairs of footsteps following her down the path. She quickened her pace, stumbling along and veering to the left at a fork in the path. She was too afraid to look back. What if they were gaining on her?