Two Peas In A Pod
Warning, big dick ahead.
This is just a little story I had fun writing. It's not meant to be realistic. Hope you have fun reading it, and as always comments welcome, both good and bad.
My name is Richard Donaldson, and I have a problem. Well, two problems to be exact. My older sister Sherri, and my mother Anne. The problem I have with them is they love to play practical jokes on me. Let me give you an example or two.
When I was fourteen I'd come home from school after football practice and was totally zonked. I went to my room and fell asleep. Unknown to me, my mother and sister were in a frisky mood, so while I slept they crept into my room and filled the palm of my hand with shaving cream. Then when one of them, I never did find out who, used a feather to tickle the end of my nose, I slapped my face. Of course you can imagine my surprise when shaving cream splattered everywhere. When I opened my eyes there they were, both doubling over with laughter. All I could do was stare in disbelief.
Another time, I think I was seventeen at the time, I'd fallen asleep sitting up on the couch. Apparently my sister thought it would be a good idea to tie my shoelaces together, then have mom scream for help. Jumping from the couch to see what was wrong I took one step and fell flat on my face. That little stunt got me a busted nose. After it healed I actually grew to like the effects it had on my face. It gave my features a rugged look, which I used to great effect against opposing teams. I never did tell them thanks.
Maybe I should tell you a little about me. I'm twenty now and play middle linebacker for our state college. That's right, I'm one big dude. I stand nearly six-four and weigh two hundred and twenty-nine pounds. All of it pure muscle. I have reddish-blond hair which I keep short, and blue eyes. I know most of you guys will groan about this, but I was gifted with a rather impressive cock too. Nine thick inches of pussy pleasing meat. You like that ladies?
Well,that's enough about me, let's move on to mom and sis. Both have shoulder length fiery red hair, and slightly bluer eyes than mine. They're both tall for being girls. Sherri stands about five-foot eight, while mom is just a tad bit taller at around five-nine. I not sure about their weight, but if I had to guess I'd say they couldn't be much over a hundred and twenty-five pounds. Each have nice round bubble-butts and B, bordering on C-cup tits. Age wise, mom is forty-one and Sherri is twenty.
Now don't get me wrong. I didn't sit still for their shenanigans without striking back. But my pranks were more of a juvenile nature. Loosening of the lid on the salt shaker, itching powder in the talcum powder they both used, and things like that. Nothing serious.
There was this one time, shortly after my eighteenth birthday that will forever remain burned into my memory, however. I had slipped a fake spider onto Sherri's pillow right before her alarm was set to go off and was waiting in the hallway outside her door ready to bust a gut. I never got to laugh at all, because she came running out of her room, screaming at the top of her lungs, completely naked. To say I was shocked is an understatement. All I could do was stand there with my jaw hanging open as my eyes took in every detail. Her breasts were high and firm, the pink nipples hard as pebbles. Lower, past one of the firmest tummy's I'd ever seen, her pussy was totally bald. I don't mean just hairless, no, it was as smooth as a baby's butt. I was speechless, ready to start blubbering like a total idiot, and probably would have if the situation hadn't gotten even worse. Mom had come running to see what was going on and she was naked too.
There I was, drool dripping down my chin, as mom and Sherri stood not three feet away from me completely naked. As dumbstruck as I was I didn't miss the opportunity to compare the two. Mom's pussy wasn't bald, it had a trimmed thatch of red bush covering the mound, and although her tits weren't as firm as Sherri's, were still better than fine. I think that's the first time my trouser snake ever got aroused by my family members, but it wasn't the last.
About two weeks later they paid me back. I had just come in from the pool where I had been laying in the sun fantasizing about Debra Cahill, a cheerleader at school, and yes, I was sporting some serious wood. Just as I started down the hall toward my room mom stepped out from hers and blocked my path, while Sherri snuck up behind me and yanked my swim trunks down to my knees. I don't know who was more surprised, me or them. I'm going to go with them. Mom let out a gasp as my cock sprang out and pointed right at her. Sherri didn't know what was going on until I turned to face her, my cock swinging and bobbing between my legs. Her face went ashen, and her eyes damn near popped out as she gawked at my pleasure stick. Before either could catch their breaths I pulled up my trunks, slid past mom and went into my room.
After that incident things changed, because it was around this time that Sherri decided less was more. Clothes that is. She started running around the house in thong underwear and tiny cropped tank tops. No bra of course. Now having one chick running around the house almost naked was bad enough, but when mom joined the 'Let's Tease Richard Club' I almost lost my mind. As you can imagine this drove me crazy trying to hide my erections from them. From the way they'd gasp every once and a while I don't think I was very successful.
So what about my father you ask. Where is he while this was going on? Well that bastard went out the door one day when I was six and never looked back. Too bad for him. If he would've stuck around for nine more months he would have found out that mom's parents were loaded. Apparently my grandfather was a shrewd investor and had bought stock in both Intel and Microsoft when they first went public. Anyway, after they died in a freak plane crash everything was left to their only child, my mother. And that's why we lived in one of the ritziest neighborhoods in town, and mom doesn't need to work.
Anyway, enough background, let's get to the present. I was home for the summer break, looking forward to just relaxing by the pool, and basically lazing around. Unfortunately Sherri had decided instead of spending her summer off traveling with friends, she'd come home and spend time with her family. It only took three days before mom, and I learned the reason why. It seems her boyfriend had dumped her for her bestie, an unforgivable sin in Sherri's eyes. So here she was, licking her wounds, and prancing around the house damn near naked most of the time. This of course had the usual effect on my cock. Only this time I decided I wasn't going to hid my erections anymore. If anything I'd flaunt it and see which way the wind blew. Little did I know that it would light a spark in not just Sherri, but my own mother as well.
It was about ten in the morning, I was stretched out on a lounge chair near the pool, taking in some rays and sipping on a tall glass of iced tea when Sherri made an appearance. And what an appearance it was. She was decked out in a snow-white string bikini that left little to nothing to the imagination. The tiny triangles that were supposed to cover her tits barely hid her areola from view, while the bottoms hardly covered her mound. When she turned around I saw that the back of her bottoms consisted of a string that disappeared between her round cheeks and tied at her hips.
"So, dress much sis?" I teased. Yes, under my sunglasses my eyes were drinking in the heavenly sight.
"Oh please, you like it, and you know it," she shot back in her usual flippant style.
I was just about to say I'd love it, if it were on anyone but her, but didn't get the chance. Because at that very moment mom decided to join us. My cock went from semi-hard to rocket ready for launch in a split second. Mom was wearing an exact duplicate of my sister's outfit. Talk about double jeopardy! They must have conspired to see which one could give me a heart attack first. Both almost did after they dove into the water, swam around a bit then come out. The water must have been a might chilly, because each of their nipples were as hard as diamonds, but that wasn't the worst of it. The water had turned their suits transparent. My cock grew painfully hard in my swim trunks as I eyed both of them like some lecherous old man at a nude beach. Sherri's areola were still the pink I remembered, but mom's seemed to have gotten a little darker with time. They were a pale brown color that contrasted starkly with the white of her top. Further examination revealed that mom still maintained a nicely trimmed bush, the red hairs clearly visible. Sherri however showed no such growth, so I assumed she still waxed her's.
I guess I had been staring too long because Sherri tapped mom's shoulder, pointed at me and squealed, "Look, he's got a boner!"
Their raucous laughter followed me all the way to my room. Of course we all know what I did after I slammed the door shut. That's right, I went into my en-suite and spanked my monkey half silly. Did I feel guilty, or remorseful for whacking my pud with thoughts of mom and Sherri swirling around in my head? Fuck no! I figured since I wasn't actually poking them, then no harm, no foul. Let them feed my fantasy, it was going to be a long summer anyway, may as well enjoy it. I slept like a rock that night.
The next morning I came downstairs for breakfast dressed in just my boxers. Mom and Sherri were already there seated on stools around the kitchen island and grinning at me when I entered. Sitting open next to a vacant stool was what appeared to be my laptop.
With a chuckle mom pointed at the laptop and said, "You might want to check your Facebook page."
I pulled the stool out and sat down then turned the laptop so I could see the screen. It was already loaded onto my home page, and right there in living color was a recent photo that had been added. It showed me lying in bed, obviously asleep, with my arm draped over a life-sized blow-up doll. The photo was captioned, 'My Girlfriend' in bold print. I could feel the anger welling up inside me. Turning I glared at them.
"What the fuck! You have any idea as to what you two have done?" I growled.
"Relax dear, you can always delete it," mom calmly said.
"I plan to, but by now half my team has seen it. I'm gonna be the laughing stock of the locker room now, thanks a lot!"
"Come on, Richie, it was just a harmless prank," Sherri said.
"Harmless? Maybe to you guys, but not to me," I told them.
Mom stood and came over and hugged me around the shoulders. It wasn't until she stood that I saw what she was wearing. She had on one of Sherri's tank tops that didn't even cover her ass and a black lace thong. She casually stepped up to me and placed an arm around my shoulder, her left boob real close to my face.
"Honey, we were just having a little fun," mom cooed.
Sherri stood and gave me a view of her outfit. It was a plain white t-shirt that barely covered her ass.
"You guys are like two peas in a pod. Both juvenile," I barked, pushing mom away and standing up.
"Come on sweetie, don't be this way," mom said, using her sexy voice.
I stood there glaring at both of them for a bit, then said, "You know what, I've half a mind to treat you two like kids and turn you both over my knee and spank your asses."
"You better bring your lunch when you try that, butthead," my sister laughed.
