A special thanks to my editor/friend @Kenjisato for helping me out. His quick and precise editing made it possible for me to post this frequently.
Disclaimer:
My story is a complete work of imagination. But the characters are based on real persons, particularly my neighbours. But for their privacy, I had to change their names and characteristics. My intention is not to harm or disrespect them, but to only use their means to share a funny, erotic story.
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Tumpa slowly stepped out of the noisy auto rickshaw, her eyes gazing the meter. As she paid him, the driver's eyes were fixed on her purse. She gave him a sharp look, and he quickly returned his gaze to the road. A smug smile crept across Tumpa's face as the rickshaw disappeared into the distance.
The slightly warm evening sun kissed her bare skin as she walked home. Her heart fluttered, and her eyes sparkled with mischief. She hummed an old 90s song under her breath.
A bike honked past her, but she was too lost in her thoughts to notice. As she took the turn, Tumpa saw the setting sun, casting a warm glow over her house.
Tumpa pushed open the door and kicked off her sandals before she walked into the house. The house felt comparatively colder than outside, as she made her way to the kitchen. Her saree danced around her, as she swayed her hips to the humming tune that was playing in her head.
Her bare feet danced across the kitchen's cold tile, echoing through the empty house. She placed her bags on the counter and started unpacking them. She rustled with the plastic bags as she hurried to finish.
There was an unexplainable, rushed feeling in her body that heightened her movements. She was constantly gazing at her fridge as she placed the items into their respective places.
Tumpa couldn't hold back for long, biting her lip; her thoughts were consumed by a gift that she had received from her neighborhood friend, Joshna.
Tumpa and Joshna were good friends, but their relationship was more like that of sisters. Joshna at thirty-six, was seven years younger than Tumpa. She has always seen Tumpa as her big sister and admired her greatly.
Earlier that day.
Tumpa wasn't surprised to see Joshna in her living room, waiting for her. Joshna usually welcomed herself inside, whenever she felt like it. Tumpa rubbed her hands with her pallu, as she raised her eyebrows at Joshna, wondering what she was doing here.
Joshna jumped up from the sofa and greeted Tumpa with a big smile. Before Tumpa could react, Joshna held up a basket in front of her face.
"These beauties are freshly picked from my garden," Joshna said, with excitement.
Tumpa slowly gasped, as she looked at the home-grown cucumbers. She had a surprising gaze as she looked at Joshna, asking for more context.
"I just harvested them a few hours ago. On my first try, I have grown them perfectly." Joshna continued, "So I thought, why not share this joy with everyone? Some are from me, and the rest are from my lovely neighbors."
Joshna gently shook the basket, knocking the crisp cucumbers against each other. She asked her di to pick one. Tumpa's eyes moved left to right as she looked at those freshly picked cucumbers. Among them, one stood out to her. It was perfect, long, and thick, which made her heart race and her cheeks blush.
"I don't have all day, you know. Pick one quickly," Joshna said.
Tumpa knew which one she wanted to pick, the big one that stood out the most. But she was a little embarrassed to say; what if Joshna understood what was going on in her head?
Tumpa's hand hovered over the basket for a few minutes, but she couldn't muster up her courage to pick the one she wanted.
"Uff! Tumpa di, you are thinking too much," Joshna said impatiently. "Take one, or I'm leaving."
Unlike Joshna, Tumpa didn't act on her instincts; she had to plan her every move. Picking the right cucumber without raising any questions was tricky. Tumpa's hand froze as she was lost in her thoughts.
"You will take years before you pick one," Joshna said, frustratedly.
She moved her hovering hand and pulled a cucumber from her basket. Tumpa's heart skipped a beat as she saw Joshna giving her the monstrous cucumber that she had wanted all along.
"This one's for you," she said, in a playful purring tone. "The best one for my Tumpa di."
"This one?" Tumpa asked, trying to sound casual.
"Yup!" Joshna said, with a glowing smile on her face.
Joshna's curious eyes lingered on her face, as she handed over the cucumber. Tumpa blushed slightly as she took the cucumber from her hand. She tried her best to control her excitement, but her eyes widened as soon as she had the cucumber in her hand.
She had never felt such a heavy, firm yet smooth cucumber in her hand before. Tumpa held the tips of the cucumber between her palms to measure its length. She was sure it was definitely more than nine inches.
Tumpa felt a thrill of anticipation coursing through her body. A playful smile slipped from her lips as she was planning exactly what she was going to do with the cucumber.
She was so lost in her dirty thoughts that she hadn't noticed that Joshna was looking at her, with a sly smile playing on her lips as their eyes met.
Tumpa quickly made a serious face, but deep down, she felt like Joshna had understood what was going on in her head. A silent message of understanding passed between them as they shared a knowing smile. Tumpa's heart hammered in her chest as she felt the thrill of excitement mixed with a hint of embarrassment.
"Thank... thank you, so much!" Tumpa said, trying to play it cool.
Joshna's smile grew bolder, as she said, "I know what you are thinking, Tumpa di."
Tumpa's cheeks turned red hot, as she widened her eyes with embarrassment. She didn't think Joshna would be so outspoken about her thoughts. But then, it was Joshna, who was quite open about anything.
Joshna believed they had a very special bond of understanding, so she never hesitated to ask or tell her anything. Tumpa still remembered, word for word, Joshna's description of how she had doggy-style sex with her husband.
To be honest, Tumpa actually loved this kind of gossip and conversation, but that was only limited to others. Tumpa was very exclusive about her own sexual preferences and likes, keeping them to herself only.
Knowing Joshan's blabbermouth nature, Tumpa knew she wouldn't hold back on her. Tiny sweat drops started to form on her forehead as she waited for her to speak.
"I know that you are thinking about what amazing dishes you will prepare from this outstanding cucumber," Joshna said, her smile still glowing brightly on her face.
There was a moment of silence between them before Tumpa started laughing forcefully. Tumpa felt quick relief, thinking she had dodged a bullet.
"You got me!" Tumpa exclaimed, as she thought about how sometimes, Joshna could be so clueless.
Tumpa escorted her to the gate. On their way, Joshna turned back and stared at Tumpa.
With a playful smile, Joshna added, "Or maybe, you can try something else with it."
"Excuse me?" Tumpa exclaimed, confusingly.
"Wash it thoroughly," Joshna said, with a mischievous glow in her eyes. "You wouldn't want it to taste fishy."
Tumpa immediately knew what she was referring to. Her face turned red from embarrassment. She bit her lip and quickly covered her mouth with her pallu to hide her shame.
Suddenly, for a few seconds, the air between them got tense, as they shared an unseen thrill of arousal.
"Okay?" Joshna asked, softly.
Tumpa nodded, her mind racing with naughty thoughts. She watched Joshna saunter away with great excitement.
Tumpa hurriedly came inside the house and made her way to the kitchen. The cucumber she left a few minutes ago was standing tall among all the other vegetables. She felt a rush of excitement and couldn't help but squeeze the cucumber to feel its firmness.
Her imagination went wild as she thought about how it would feel inside her warm body. With a naughty smirk, Tumpa placed the cucumber in the fridge-- she wanted it to be chilled and crispy.
The day went by; each tick of the clock gave her a shiver of excitement. Tumpa's breath hitched as her thoughts filled with vivid images of her pink flesh eating the velvety green skin.
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Tumpa felt a rush of excitement; her face glowed with a naughty smile as she recalled everything from the morning. Her anticipation grew with thoughts of the cucumber's smooth skin against hers.
Her eyes fell on the fridge, where her cucumber king was waiting for its queen.
Finally, she placed the last item on the rack. Her work was done. She hurriedly washed her hands in the basin, as she couldn't wait anymore.
Tumpa stood in front of the fridge, while she giggled to herself, saying, "You have no idea what naughty things I will do with you, Mister. Cucumber."
She reached for the fridge handle, her hand a few inches away, when she stopped. In all this excitement, she had completely forgotten to pee. Tumpa had held it for hours. She laughed at her silly situation and rushed to the bathroom.