"OH MATT!" I scream as he bobs up and down on my beet red rod. His long hair hangs over his face and he kisses my mouth. Into my ear, he breathes his sour breath unevenly.
"I want to climax with you" he says.
I almost faint in love. I tickled his diseased looking hog and worked my red rocket in and out of his ribbed colon. Shit and corn coat my cock but I don't care.
"Oh man," I moan. I'm so close.
Both of our toes curl and we scream, unloading our brotherly love sauce.
Two weeks earlier...
This actually really happened. I mean for real so don't get jealous. I just live a REALLY sexy life. My name is Goo and I live in a small town not far from here. I work at a high school I'm too bitch-whipped to leave. My best friend, other than Hank, Evan, Nickbeard and Ra, is my twin brother Matty. He's so cute. I've felt this way since birth.
That's the thing about being a twin. It is physically impossible to grow up with a twin as hot as Matt and not fuck him. Even. If. Youre. Straight. Like me. Unfortunately, I didn't get my chance until I was 19 and looked like a hot dad.
Let me explain. Here I was, sitting at the high school, watching my brother teach high schoolers how to do computer shit. Honestly I couldn't care less. I personally was just there for the view. The view of my brother, fedora and all, working those keys.
A bead of sweat runs down my cheek but I quickly dab it away. Matt's ever present jeans begin to slip and there is his unwiped hairy ass. I'm talking full ass. Hole and all. It winks at me. Good lord. My little Goo awakens.
"I gotta use the bathroom!" I tell, as I tent all the way down the hall and shoot white globby ropes into the urinal.
Back home, it's just Matt and myself. My parents were out on a date, and likely were balling deep. What? It's not MY fault I have a sexy fucking family. Matthew sat on the couch, his tinky feet resting on the coffee table, a manly stench aromating from them. His fedora was lovingly perched atop his head.
"Oh look at the fedodo" I coo, and graze his nipple with my index finger.
He gets visibly angry and cries.