More preposterous proportions to while away some of your day.
Have you ever woken up and instinctively known that something just wasn't right? That's how I felt when the persistent calling of my name drifted in through my open bedroom window. The first thing that registered was that it was my Dad calling my name. The second and third things were the fact that I don't recall shutting my door when I'd lain down for my nap, and lastly, my cock hadn't been hanging out of my sweats. But the door WAS closed, and my flaccid penis WAS hanging over the waistband of my sweats. My pants had been pulled down on my hips enough that my balls were barely in them. Could I have done it? Had I been playing with myself in my sleep? Or, and I found this more likely, had I been touching myself while dreaming about what had happened at the Macintyre's? Yeah, that was probably it I told myself as I groggily went to the window.
"Hey sleepyhead, you going to join us," Dad asked when he saw my head poking out.
"Be down in a minute Dad. Just want to take a quick shower first," I let him know, and then backed away before he could say anything else.
While I had been talking with Dad I saw Mom lazing back on one of the loungers. She was wearing her old swimsuit; score one for team Tucker I mused. I also saw Julie helping with the burgers and unfortunately, her childhood friend Maggie O'Malley was here too. Maggie O'Malley is a green-eyed, red-haired spitfire who thought her shit didn't stink. I've used the bathroom after she has and I'm here to tell you; it sure as hell does. Her and I have never gotten along and I doubted if we ever would. I jumped into the shower then put on my swim trunks, a tank top, and headed to the pool area dreading the rest of today.
Dad and Julie were busy flipping burgers when I got there and Maggie was standing idly behind them watching me as I approached. She was wearing cut-off jeans that were so tight it looked like they were being eaten by her ass. The dark brown t-shirt she had on revealed nothing other than the handful sized lumps on her chest. Her shoulder blade length hair was in a ponytail and the paleness of her alabaster skin was almost blinding in the afternoon sun. She smiled warmly as I walked past.
"Hi Tucker," she sang out, scaring me that she had actually acknowledged my presence.
"Hi Mags," I said knowing she hated it when I called her that.
For some reason she didn't come unglued on me, she just smiled some more and turned her attention to the grill. I went over and sat on the ground next to Mom wondering what was up with Maggie.
"Decided not to wear your new suit I see," I said to Mom.
"I don't want your Dad to see it until I get a little color on my back and stomach," she told me.
"You still look fantastic in it Mom, even if I have to wear shades to look at you," I teased her.
"Just for that smarty pants, you are assigned lotion duty until I'm evenly tanned," she shot back chuckling sweetly.
"Are we talking just tanned, or a bronzed goddess," I asked smiling widely.
"On second thought, maybe having you as lotion boy isn't such a good idea," she quickly said.
"But why not," I faked a whine.
Looking directly at me she said, "You have impulses."
"Who wouldn't have impulses around you and Julie?"
"What are you saying Tucker," the conversation suddenly getting more serious than I wanted.
"I'm just saying that you and Julie are really pretty, is all," I answered.
"You think your sister and I are pretty," Mom inquired.
"Well...Julie's pretty, but you're gorgeous Mom," I hoped a compliment would end this talk.
"How come you say Julie is pretty, but I'm gorgeous. We look enough alike to be twins," Mom persisted.
"That's true. It's just that Julie is Julie, and, uh, you are more woman than she will ever be," my voice cracked.
"I see," she said, probably not having a clue as to what I was saying, since I didn't either.
"So if I promise to watch my impulses, can I still be the lotion boy," I asked, hoping my eagerness wasn't too apparent.
"Since you promised, then I guess so. We'll get started on it in two weeks," Mom replied, then put on her sunglasses and relaxed.
"Why two weeks, why not tomorrow?"
"Because they're renovating parts of the library then, so I'll have a week off when they start," she casually replied.
"Cool. We'll have you tanned in no time," I said, all kinds of happiness spreading down to my groin.
Dad prided himself on how good his burgers were, but today they were overcooked and dry. I surmised that it was probably due to the amount of attention he had paid to Julie's thong covered ass, instead of watching the meat on the grill. I could be wrong about that, but since I had been ogling her firm bouncy butt myself, I was sure that was the reason. This was the first year my parents had allowed her to wear such a skimpy suit, something that had surprised me to no end. As I watched Maggie and her playing tag, Julie's huge bouncing boobs barely contained in the swimsuits top, I was thrilled that they had. Judging by the way Dad stared, I'm sure he was too.
"How about a game of chicken wrestling," Dad called out after our food had settled.
"What's chicken wrestling," Maggie wanted to know.
"Oh, I know. It's were you get on someone's shoulders in the pool and try to knock each other off," Julie chimed in.
"That's right sweetie," Dad said.
"I can't play, pool water dries out my hair and I didn't bring a suit," Maggie stated.
"Just wear your bra and panties, it'll be fun," Julie told her. I was all for it.
"I don't think so," Maggie replied, then whispered something in Julie's ear.
"She's not wearing any panties," Julie pissed Maggie off by saying.
"Just wear what you have on," Dad encouraged her.
"Please Maggie. We need at least four people to play," Julie begged her friend.
"Sorry," Maggie said with a determined look on her face.
"How about you dear," Dad asked looking at Mom.
"Oh honey, I really don't think so," Mom giggled.
"Pretty please Mom, I want to play," Julie said going over and pulling on Mom's hands.
"Maybe for a few minutes," Mom relented, knowing Julie wouldn't give up easily.
"Great. Julie and I will be partners," Dad blurted out, the eagerness in his voice evident to everyone, especially to Mom.
"Fine. Tucker and I will kick your asses," Mom said, grabbing me roughly by the arm and pulling me into the deep end of the pool with her.
My feet hit the bottom of the pool and I pushed upwards toward the surface. With my eyes opened underwater I saw Mom spread her legs and scissor kick to the surface also. Her suits crotch had shifted on one side and was digging into her cleft, fully exposing one of the puffy outer lips of her pussy. More happiness drifted downward puffing my penis up a little more than I wanted. When we had all gathered in chest deep water Dad told Julie to spread her legs enough for him to get his head through. Giggling like a schoolgirl she did. Dad ducked down, poked his head between her thighs and lifted her up on his shoulders. Once he was standing Julie wrapped her arms around his forehead and placed the tops of her feet against his back for leverage. The bottoms of her tits rested on the top of Dad's head.
"You ready for me Mom," I asked, seeing a little uncertainty in her eyes as she nodded yes.
Getting behind her I dropped below the surface and aimed my head between her legs like Dad had done. Right before my head went between her thighs I noticed she hadn't adjusted her suit, Ms. Puffy pressed softly against the back of my neck as I lifted Mom up. The feel of Mom's boobs resting on my head and the touch of her bare cunt lip on my neck didn't help when it came time to maneuver. Too much happiness had flowed like a tidal surge down to my dick, giving me a first rate hard-on.