Triced

I woke up after a fitful night of sleep, not surprising since it was the first one I have spent alone in many years, to the sound of some serious activity in the kitchen. I figured I should at least go down and offer to help. I brush my teeth, down a couple of aspirins cursing my decision to drink wine and head down. the sight that met me made me forget the hangover in an instant. Penny is in the kitchen busy chopping something, dancing to the radio and...wearing a white t-shirt and the cutest pair of boy-shorts undies. Let's just say the t-shirt was not oversized shall we!

How could she possibly have put on just the type of sleep outfit I love to see J in? To be honest with you all, I will admit I watched for a full minute and then decided to go back up the stairs and give her fair "warning" of my arrival. Just in case she wanted to put on a robe or something. Nope! Kept dancing, walked over a planted a kiss on my cheek and said "How is my handsome date from last night doing?"

"Wonderful. You always this peppy after a night out Penny?"

"Not always, but I woke up going 60 miles an hour. Something really got my motor running I guess."

Wait does she realize what "got my motor running" means, is all I could think.

"Now sit your butt on the stool and bring your appetite mister" she added while giving me a nice hard slap on my ass. I just gulped and obeyed. This woman could order me off a cliff and all I would say is "Eyes closed or open ma'am?"

"You talk to Jackie yet Penny?" I offered as a feeble attempt to cool this atmosphere down a little.

"Of course, FaceTimed her for an hour. You were sleeping like a baby. I had to keep the sound down as she talked me though where to find these in her drawer."

Wait so those are J's t-shirt and panty? So much for coincidence.

"She has been raving about these boy-shorts for a year now. Now I know why!" She said she spun around shaking her booty. Let's just say I was very happy J and I picked a marble Island kitchen and not a glass table.

"Who knew something called a boy-short could be this sexy. Anyway, eat up, you're going to need your strength."

"Why is that?" Does this woman talk exclusively in double entrendes?

"Don't play coy with me. Jackie told me it was you that bought these for her. I don't mind wearing her stuff while I am here, but you don't want me taking your wife's panties with me do you. Not every place is like Rizzo's you know!" And she cackled at her own joke.

"Yes, I know about your's and J's little escapade in Rizzo's. Who's idea do you think it was Mike. To be fair I stole it from a Cosmo article. But I hear it was an inspired idea."

I just blushed and grinned. This woman was a firecracker all right. She headed off to get showered and I pulled out my phone.

"So Penny wants me to take her shopping..." I messaged J.

"That is sooo cute...have fun you two! I owe you big time." J replied.

"I am heading off to the meeting. We have to put our phones in a basket for the day."

Okay then, I better cancel that round of golf I had planned. To be perfectly honest, while I like golf, the prospect of taking Penny underwear shopping seemed like a once in a lifetime offer. I can always suck at golf on a different day. And my wife Is going to owe me for this?

When I came down after my shower, Penny was already sitting on the island eating her avacado egg sandwich, dressed much more appropriately for going out. We hopped in my car and headed out. I guess if I am doing this, might as well enjoy it. "How does 'Amelia' sound Penny. Jackie loves their service and they have really unique designs from local designers." What I really liked about the place is their dressing rooms are intended to be private "suites". Each suite has an actual changing room but with sofas outside for friends/spouses.

"Love it! I have heard so much about that place. Isn't that the place owned by your friends?"

"Not quite owned. J's college roommate Nicole is an angel investor. That's how she scores stuff at cost."

"Oh I remember Nicole, wasn't she in the bridal party for your wedding? Such a sweet girl!"

We parked and walked inside, Penny hanging on to my arm and we are met by Jade who seems to have been tipped off by Nicole that we were heading over. Not sure what Nicole actually said but Jade seemed very eager to please. Perhaps she thought we were some big shots or something.

"What are you looking for ma'am?"

"Penny here has neglected to bring evening dresses. How about a couple that will allow her to explore our night life in style? Oh and be sure to bring over panty selection menu as well."

"Let me go grab a few dresses in your size ma'am while you look over our selection in this catalog. I will be happy to bring over anything you like in there. "

"I will take that. I don't recall asking you to give it to her." Not sure what prompted me to say that, but I just went with it. Jade was very clearly inexperienced and Penny was in a playful mood to play along.

"My apologies sir. Of course, you may make the selections." she said scurrying away.

"My, My. I am in your hands Mike. From what J tells me, very capable hands."

"I admit. I do love lingerie. Nothing like a woman in a sexy lingerie."

"Okay, at least I know where your gaze will be focused." She teased.

I selected a nice set of low-cut lace boy-shorts and paired that up with a black dress. When Penny walked out she looked stunning. She turned around and I had her stop with her back to me. "Show us the what is underneath Penny." I ventured.

Penny slowly lifted up her dress to show Jade and I how it looked. "Does he look impressed Jade?" Penny asked.

"yes ma'am." Jade croaked out clearly in need of some water.

" I like how they look for sure. Do you like how they feel?"

"I love them. Although aren't the panty lines a little too obvious with this dress?"

"That dress is usually paired with these thongs ma'am." Jade volunteered. I could have kissed her. What a fantastic suggestion.

"Then let's try that out."

When she returned, let's just say no panty lines were visible. The rest of the shopping was accomplished with Penny trying on various outfits and me getting to ogle her with a built-in excuse.

We get back in our car and we are headed straight for lunch at J's and my favorite bistro. Curiously Penny jumps in the back seat and I give her a puzzled look. "Just drive, I want to try on the green dress we just bought." She slipped off her shirt and leggings and as if that wasn't enough took off her bran in one smooth motion while slipping on her new dress. Why this couldn't have been done in a perfectly good changing room is beyond me. I assume she wasn't done teasing me.

We head back home after a delighful lunch where I learned that not only was Penny an accomplished swimmer during her Berkeley days but very much a fan of the weed culture that Berkeley is so famous for. I wouldn't have guessed and I doubt even J knows this about her.

Anyway, we pull in to our driveway and I grab all the bags and head inside. I was going to go out her bags in her room when I heard Penny say "okay, I hear there is a tradition around here about rewarding an attentive hubby who skips a golf day to take a girl shopping." I freeze. All this flirting and teasing was all good but what she was suggesting was well beyond. I turn around to find Penny on her knees with her fingers crooked and beckoning me to come to her. I had to end this right here.

"You've had your fun Penny. Now stop teasing and let's get back to reality."

"Who says this isn't reality?"

"Well, my wedding ring for one. You can't seriously think J is okay with what you are suggesting."

"I know she is. How do you think I know all this about what you like Mike. Do you think the t-shirt and panty in the morning was by chance. Do you expect me to believe you didn't think of me yesterday as you mastubrated. Now don't be shocked, so did I. Come now Michael, Jackie asked me to come here to take care of you. Didn't she tell you we have it all planned?"

"She did."

"Do you not want to be with me?"

"You know that isn't what is stopping me Penny."

"Just shut all the noise out and come here you beautiful man."

I have to say the rest of it was on auto-pilot. Penny knew what she was doing. She not only knew how to give a fantastic blow job, she knew exactly how I liked it. No hesitation whatsoever in sucking me dry and swallowing my cum. I don't know what came over me but my instinct was to grab her hair and pull her up and turn her around. I wanted to be rough with Penny even though I never am with J. Somehow that just seemed right with this woman. Penny responded eagerly. I hiked up her dress and pulled down her panty only to find the most delectable ass staring at me. I allowed myself a couple of swats before I bent her over the island and ate her out. I loved how her labia was a nice mouthful. My one complaint with my otherwise perfect J is that she has an innie. No difference when you are fucking a woman but you obviously can feel it when you give her oral. I took my time with her exploring every part of her pussy. I likely am imagining this, but when she came that whimper when she went over the edge, identical to her daughter. I doubt even they know that!

Not surprisingly, I was sporting a boner now and wasn't going to miss the chance to try out Penny's lovebox. "You want to head over to the bedroom Mike?"

Scooped her up and took her to J's and my bed. To say we took our time exploring each other's bodies that day is an understatement. That night as we were both about to doze off, I get a text from J.

"Heard you both are having a wonderful time. Love you so much. Can't wait to come home and fuck your brains out. I know 10 days are going to be long without sex, just wait, I am going to more than make it up to you."

ummm, so what happened between Penny and I definitely was not planned between J and P. Did I just get tricked by Penny into cheating on J. Now at this point I could have called out Penny that I was on to her. But here is where my mind went. I have already fucked her. Would fucking her for 9 more days be any worse? In reality, yes it would. But you try making that call with a gorgeous woman lying in bed naked with you. So, what we did was to fuck to our hearts content. Penny was up for anything. I got to try anal, I got to do whatever I wanted and she got to do whatever she wanted for those magical 9 days. As we drove to pick J up from the airport, we looked at each other and silently nodded. Nothing needed to be said. We both knew we weren't telling anyone.