This is a story about a young man named Bobby Junior Lake, who lives in a trailer park. Bobby Junior's family consists of Jane, Harriette, Gertrude and Bobby Senior. It's summer time in Butler Missouri and Bobby Junior has just graduated from high school. Him and his best friend Ricky somehow got lucky and were accepted to Missouri State University. Only, they were both nervous about going because they were still virgins. So, like any good trailer park boys, they came up with a plan to solve their problem and get some experience. All characters in the story are fictional and over 18 years old.
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"How much you get from working with ol' man Peters?" Ricky asked Bobby Junior.
"He gave me a hundred and twenty-five, how much the ol' man give you?" Bobby Junior replied.
"Twenty-five for cutting the grass, and fifty for cleaning his stinkin' gutters."
"Hot damn we got two-hundred dollars Ricky!"
Ricky and Bobby Junior walked down the main road of their trailer park. Near the entrance of the park lived Daisy Mae, their lifelong crush. As they approached the faded pink and teal trailer Ricky slapped his money in Bobby Juniors hand and pushed him forward.
"Hold on a minute," Bobby Junior said, annoyed, "I thought we were doin' this together?"
"We are Bobby, you just doing this one, I'll do the next one, I swear it." Ricky replied.
Bobby Junior folded their money together and shoved it in his back pocket, then started up Daisy Mae's front steps. The trailer door was open, but the screen was shut and there was a radio playing towards the back of the trailer. Bobby Junior knocked on the light-weight aluminum screen.
"Hello," Bobby Junior shouted, "Daisy Mae, you in there?"
"Who the fuck is that?" Dennis, Daisy Mae's father yelled.
"It's Bobby Lakes kid, Bobby Junior."
"Get on out of here and leave my daughter alone."
There was some rattling from the back of the trailer and suddenly Daisy Mae appeared. She was holding her finger to her mouth, shushing Bobby Junior. Daisy Mae was wearing a pair of daisy dukes and a white t-shirt. It was apparent she wasn't wearing a bra because her nipples were hard and visible under the thin cotton. She quietly opened the screen door a crack and slide out. Bobby Junior and Ricky followed Daisy Mae up the dirt road before she finally turned to them.
"So," she asked them, "when are you two off for college?"
"Not for a couple months now," Bobby replied.
"Great , do you guys want to go down to the river a few times before ya leave?"
Ricky and Bobby Junior exchanged a glance, while Daisy Mae went on talking about how nice the summer was going to be. Bobby Junior knew Ricky was too chicken to ask, so he mustered up the courage for the both of them.
"Yeah we'll go to the river with ya," Bobby Junior said, "but we kind of had something we needed to talk to you about."
"Well what it is?" Daisy Mae asked, putting her hands on her hips.
Bobby Junior tried not to glance at Daisy Mae's chest, but it was futile. Her perky teen breasts were too match of a magnet.
"Ok, now don't get mad or nothing," Bobby Junior started.
"Well don't make me mad or nothing," Daisy Mae replied, jokingly.
"Look, Ricky and I aren't jocks or bull riders or something fancy, and we haven't really been able to meet anyone at school, you know?"
"No Bobby, I don't know, what are you getting at?"
"Uhm," Bobby Junior stammered, "you're basically our only girlfriend, I mean friend that's a girl."
Daisy Mae laughed at the two of them, she seemed amused by their sudden shyness.
"Yeah and remind me why again?" she joked.
"Come on Daisy we're trying to be serious about this." Ricky interjected.
"Whoa there Ricky, take it easy," Daisy put her hand up, "so what is it then, get to the point already."
"Okay, okay, so I'm just going to be honest here," Bobby Junior started again, "Ricky and I are still virgins."
Daisy Mae scrunched her nose and turned her head.
"Sounds like a personal problem to me," she said.
"Well we were hoping you could help us with it," Bobby Junior said.
"And how exactly do you think I could help with that?"
Bobby Junior pulled the wad of money he and Ricky had collected from his back pocket and held it out.
"We were thinking you could show us a thing or two," Bobby said, nervously.
"Ew, No!" she replied quickly.
Daisy Mae pushed his hand back and crossed her arms, which had the unexpected result of squeezing her breasts together. Both Ricky and Bobby Juniors eyes locked onto Daisy Mae's perked up breasts. With her arms crossed the fabric of the shirt had stretched so thin her dark areolas were clearing visible.
"Ah come on Daisy," Ricky pleaded, "it's 200 dollars!"
"Gross, I wouldn't do it for a million!" she turned and starting walking up the road, back toward her trailer.
Bobby Junior and Ricky looked at each other for a minute before either of them said anything.
"Hold on" Bobby Junior shouted after her, "when do you want to go to the river?"
Daisy Mae didn't even turn around, she just threw up her middle finger and then disappeared into her trailer.
"I really thought that was going to work Bobby," Ricky finally said.
"Yeah right Ricky, now we just look like perverts," Bobby Junior replied, kicking at the dirt.
The two of them went and sat on Ricky's front porch. They drank a couple glasses of sweet tea as they waited out the hottest part of the day. As late afternoon approached Ricky stood up with an idea.
"Wanna try the alley Bobby?" Ricky asked, excited.
"I don't know Ricky, your pops says not to touch them girls down there," Bobby replied.
"That's true, but my pops still goes down there and brings one home every now and then, plus it couldn't hurt to at least look, right?"
Bobby Junior and Ricky walked down to the corner liquor store next to the alley. They both peered down the alley to see which hookers were working. There were three girls standing in the alley. Two black women and one blonde. The two black women were leaning against the brick wall of the alley smoking a joint. The blonde was at the far back of the alley next to a dumpster taking swigs from a brown paper bag.
"I don't know Ricky, this doesn't seem like a good idea," Bobby Junior said looking at Ricky whose tongue was literally hanging from his mouth.
"It's okay Bobby I got this one," Ricky replied and started walking straight toward the black gals.
They continued smoking while he approached. They looked at each other and then back at Ricky with curiosity. Ricky looked younger than 18, he was short and skinny and always wore a cowboy hate that was a little over-sized.
"How you two pretty ladies doing this afternoon," Ricky said confidently as he got close.
They both chuckled, blowing smoke from the corners of their lips.
"We're doing fine sweetie," one replied.
Both girls had thick thighs and asses, with jean shorts on. They had cut the shorts so their ass cheeks were half exposed. They both had on fishnets under the shorts and crop top shirts on that exposed their stomachs and cleavage. One was about half a foot taller than the other, but they were both a little on the heavy side, and their clothes were about a size too small. Ricky's mouth salivated as he observed their curves and dark mocha skin.
"Wha chu and your friend over there looking for little one?" the shorter women asked.
Ricky pushed the brim of his cowboy hat up, looking the ladies square in the eyes. Now that Ricky was close enough he could smell the marijuana smoke, which mixed with the smells of their perfume. Ricky ogled at how close the women's breasts were to popping out of their tops.
"My ah, buddy ah, and I," he stammered, pointing a thumb at Bobby Junior, "are looking for a couple gals to hang out with."
"That's cute darling but we're a little old for you don't you think?" one asked.
"We're both 18 and we've got money to pay you." Ricky said, eagerly.
The two girls looked at each other as if they were thinking about it. After what seemed like minutes to Ricky the two gals looked down at him.
"Get on out of her little one, you'll get us in more trouble than it's worth,"
The taller of the two said and flicked her roach at Ricky's feet.
Ricky pressed the burning ember out with the toe of his cowboy boot, thanked the ladies and continued down the alley toward the blonde girl. Both of the black girls hollered after Ricky.
"I wouldn't do nothin' with that one," one of them shouted, "she's got more cooties than a rabid raccoon," the other added.
Ricky stopped for a minute in the middle of the alley. He could see that the blonde girl's hair was matted, and she was wearing a white dress with large black and grey smudges all over it. Her arms and legs looked bruised. He slowly turned around and walked out of the alley, tipping his hat at the two gals he had propositioned earlier. They giggled as he passed.
"Come back in a few years if you still need help sweetie," they jeered.
Ricky sat down on the curb next to Bobby Junior.
"We're never gonna get laid before we leave," Ricky said, defeated.
"Yup," Bobby Junior replied.
"Well, wanna get drunk Bobby?"
"Yup."
"Come on then," Ricky slapped Bobby Junior on the back.
They walked into the liquor store and convinced the clerk to sell them a fifth of Jack Daniel's for 60 bucks, then they walked back to Bobby Juniors house. Bobby Junior's parents worked late after noon and night shifts, so they were rarely home after dark. Sometimes Jane or Harriette, Bobby Juniors older sisters would be home, but they didn't really care if he and his friends got drunk. When they got back to Bobby Juniors trailer Jane was there watching Total Request Live on MTV. She was sitting on the small couch in a pair of booty shorts and a wife beater. She had the air conditioner on full blast and was rubbing a glass of ice water on her forehead.
"Hey Jane," Bobby Junior said, pouring a drink for Ricky and himself.