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Tiffany lived at home with her mom and older sister as a way to save money during college. Their mother, Melissa, was in her mid-forties and worked as an accountant. She saw this stay-at-home approach as a way to help her daughters into their early careers without taking on too much debt. Both Tiffany and her sister, Silvia, had most of their tuition paid by scholarships while minimizing loans. Silvia had shared how relieved she was about this as she went about finishing up her last year.
Tiffany was in her junior year. Not to be outdone by her sister, she wanted to be efficient with her time. And since she wasn't working, she took on a heavier course load. Her lack of other activities reflected this. No hobbies. No dating. Just studying.
Tiffany put down her Intro to Psych book for the night. Her bookmark held her spot on Pavlovian responses. She browsed through news sites, letting her mind relax. As she scrolled down the page, she noticed an ad with a picture of an early-twenties woman who looked a lot like herself. The woman was cute, slim-figured and had shortish dark hair. The ad read: "Relieve your stress in under a minute." Tiffany mindlessly clicked.
The page read: "Featuring an ultra-discreet silent mode and four hours of play, the Seductress CLASSIC stimulates the clitoris with 11 levels of intense waves. Without any direct contact, Seductive Air Technology's alternating pressure massages without numbing. Get ready to discover new peaks of orgasm. Classic model on sale for $69. Free express shipping for the next 24 hours." There was a countdown next to the item that read 23:24:21 and ticked downward.
'Holy shit, the internet is fucking with me,' Tiffany thought. She closed her browser.
Tiffany did feel sexually frustrated, but she didn't think it was any of Big Internet's business to know about it. Aside from not dating, it took her at least an hour to make herself orgasm. Well, to make herself kind of orgasm. Calling it an orgasm was maybe too generous. Every time she started to hurry things up, her clit just felt overstimulated and she had to stop. It was an exercise in futility more than anything.
This just put her in a never-ending loop of feeling frustrated, making herself horny, and then having to stop. She felt like she was horny enough to cum every day--if she could actually cum. Maybe even more than once a day. Instead, she had to settle for just making an attempt MAYBE once every week or two. With so much work, it was hard to set aside a whole hour to masturbate. And with such poor results!
'That's enough for tonight,' Tiffany thought. She took her regular dose of melatonin--the only thing getting her to sleep through her horniness.
**
Late-Night Shopping
Tiffany blinked opened her eyes as she found herself suddenly awake. Drowsy, she turned to her clock. It read 4 a.m. She knew right away why she woke. Her crotch was drenched. She'd have to take more melatonin. "Are you fucking kidding me?" Tiffany asked her vagina aloud.
Tiffany sighed and started slowly, feeling around her clit. She could feel it swell further. She let her fingers continue this slow caressing for a few minutes while touching her breasts. She slid her fingers inside. They came out as wet as if she'd been sucking them each individually.
'Just need to ease into it,' Tiffany thought, closing her eyes to focus. She started to build up. Her clit was now pounding as she started to rub a bit harder. And in an instant, too sensitive. She clinched her fists in frustration.
"Fuuuck! Goddamnit," she yelled into her pillow. Another fucking orgasm denied.
Tiffany opened up her laptop and into her browser history. "Where the fuck are you, you stupid Seductress?" she asked her screen. "What a dumbass fucking name. But where the fuck are you?"
There it was, next to the timer counting down. 18:07:11. The Seductress was curved, had an ergonomic handle with this weird protrusion on one side that looked almost like a hollow eye-socket. Tiffany looked around the site, seeing the notice about discrete shipping. She didn't want her mom or sister knowing about this. It would be too embarrassing.
Tiffany went back and read the item listing. "No direct contact, huh?" she mumbled. "Well, you better fucking work." Tiffany clicked add to cart and got out her credit card. She didn't have much extra money, but she felt this would be put to good use. At least she hoped.
**
A New Phone App
Tiffany sat at the dinner table with her sister and mom. She pulled out her phone, going through her email to check if there was an update from any of her classes.
"Hey, let me show you this cool ringtone app I found," Silvia barked to Tiffany as she leaned over and snatched up her phone.
"Hey!" Tiffany said, giving her sister an astonished look. "Maybe ask first?"
"Silvia!" Melissa scolded her daughter.
"It'll only be a moment, and it's really cool," Silvia protested as she sunk back in her chair guarding her sister's phone. "Look, I've already got it installing. You can set it for calls or texts or whatever. Here, watch this," Silvia said going through the app. She leaned towards her sister.
Silvia playfully spoke into Tiffany's phone, "Hey, Tiff, it's Silvia, your sexxxy sister, bitch!"
"Inappropriate, Silvia. Now give your sister back her phone."
"It's fine, mom. Whatever, it's fine," Tiffany relented.
"See? She says it's fine!" Silvia cried. She calmed her voice. "Now you leave a message, mom. You can even leave a nicer one than mine."
Tiffany gave her mom a reluctant nod.
"Fine, give it here." Melissa took Tiffany's phone from her daughter and spoke sweetly, "Honey, it's your mom. I love you."
"Aww, how cute!" Silvia teased, passing the phone from her mom to Tiffany. "Now you'll get to hear us every time we text. The app is a little weird, so the settings can be finicky. Two and half stars! But it's good overall. Those other reviewers don't know any better."
"And on that note, I think I'll get to studying," Tiffany said, getting up and starting up the stairs.
"Tiffany!" Melissa called. "I don't want to disturb you while you're studying. I'll go ahead and just text you if I need anything. I hope Silvia didn't mess up your phone."
"I'll text, too!" Silvia yelled, walking up to Tiffany. "Don't work too hard, bitch!" Silvia smacked her sister hard, square on the ass as she emphasized the word 'bitch.'
"What the hell?" Melissa scolded her daughter.
"Jesus Christ, mom. I'm just fucking with her. She knows I'm just fucking with her," Silvia said dramatically as she shook her head. "Tiff, you know I'm just fucking with you, don't you, bitch?" Silvia smiled again as she finished the word bitch, staring at her sister.
"Listen, I know you're both adults now, but do you have to treat other like that?" Melissa asked.
Tiffany bent over the railing, her butt cheeks lifting slightly in the air as she held her upper body firm with her abs. "Mom, she's fine."
Melissa took Tiffany's face in her hands, her eyes wide, and gave her a quick, playful kiss on the mouth. "I love you," Melissa said to her daughter. "And yes, I'll lighten up. Now get upstairs and earn those good grades." Melissa paused as she thought about how she could sound cool to her daughters. "Bitch!"
Tiffany laughed as she finished up the stairs. "That's what I'm talking about, Mom! You gotta lighten up!"
Tiffany read in her room for the next few hours and crashed. Feeling adventurous, she tried to masturbate again. But like the last night--and years before, frankly--she was just as unsuccessful at cumming.
**
Expedited Delivery
Tiffany looked down at her phone as she walked home from school. She opened her email and saw the subject line "Delivered." Her heart began pounding. Opening up the email, it read, "We hope you enjoy your Seductress as much as the rest of our customers." One testimonial in the email read, "I never came so fucking quickly and hard in my whole goddamn life!"
"Holy shit," Tiffany said to herself. She felt her face go flush.
Approaching her home, she noticed a package on her porch. "Amazing Engineering USA Ltd." it read.
"This must be it," Tiffany murmured. Her pussy already felt wet. She could feel the fabric of her panties absorbing her arousal. 'God damn, this better fucking making me cum,' Tiffany said in her head, closing her eyes. She quickly grabbed her box and started straight upstairs to her room.
Tiffany excitedly swung her door shut, wincing as it slammed. 'Damn it, this is not how to be quiet,' she thought.