[All characters are 18+, consenting, and fictional]
Picking up where I last left on...
I'd crawled up and gone to bed after Mom did her dance for me downstairs. I was way past exhausted from sporting a raging boner the better part of 3 hours.
It was nighttime before I woke and I managed to roll myself out of bed and go downstairs. My cum-stained jersey was still on but I kicked off my sweats in a heap near the scene of our mind-blowing 'exercise'. They were gone when I got down there. So was Mom. And everything appeared to be put back in order.
I flapped my way up back the stairs, my naked cock already getting charged up from the memory... and pushed the door through to Mom's room. She was wrapped up tight in bed, curled on her side, snoring quietly (she does that after drinking). I walked over there and stood beside her for a moment, looking down at her appreciatively.
"Thanks, Mom... you're amazing."
And then I went back to bed.
Next morning when I woke it was well after 10am and no one was there to greet me. Other than... my morning wood. "Mom?" I called out.
Rolling to the side of the bed I noticed a fresh pair of sweats and a t-shirt folded on the chair. Was I supposed to put that on myself? "Mom?" I called out again.
Nothing.
Maybe she was out for a run. I waited.
Every 20 minutes or so calling out once more... "Mommmmm?"
I didn't want to just get up and disrespect her by walking out there with a bone-stiff dick. I mean, she hadn't actually seen it yet. By the time I came all over the place she was dead on her tummy... tucked out (and who could blame her the show she put on!)
Finally she came to the door.
"Hi Mom! You're the greatest!"
She smiled a tiny artificial smile and came over bedside.
"I need to apologize for my behavior yesterday, Robbie..."
"What?! The HELL you do, you were amazing. Felt like you saved my life."
"Well I'm sure it did but you should never have seen your mother act like that. It's unforgivable. I had a couple shots before you came down and I was honestly a little drunk before I went out to the pool. You had me a nervous wreck and I just felt it a good idea to take the edge off. But those extra shots while I... danced for you... might have been a bit too much. I have no idea what I was doing..."
"You're gonna make me feel guilty now?" I asked sadly.
"What? No, honey. I'm guilty, I'M guilty."
"Guilty of showing your son a good time so he can relieve his desperate situation?"
"Guilty of being a goddamn stripper slut is what!" she said. "And some of the things I said to you..." she couldn't look me in the face.
"You never took your clothes off, Mom. If that makes you feel any better. Last time I checked that's sort of in the stripper itinerary." I tried to cheer her up with a chuckle.
"Honey, I woke up laying there half naked with... your mess all over the place."
"Swell, that's good yeah. I'm completely guilt free. Thanks." I'm pretty sure I was actually pulling a reversal on her with that.
"No, honey, it's not your fault. I'm not saying you were bad! How can I make this right...?"
"Um... you could help me get my sweats on? I've been sleeping since mid-day yesterday. I gotta get off my back. And..."
We both looked back at my 'situation' tenting up like yesterday had never happened.
"Yeah, I see it," she said. "Doesn't go down after something like that?"
"Jesus, Mom. I couldn't even touch it. I mean, that was great and all but... It'll need some greater satisfaction than that to stay down for a day, let alone overnight."
"Swell," she sighed. "The energizer bunny lives in my house in the form of my son's footlong cock." Finally we chuckled together.
"It's not that long, Mom. I measured once... ten inches."
She gulped. "That's plenty. Trust me, two more inches over that and it's simply cosmetic and likely not quite as much fun for you."
"Whaddya mean?" I questioned.
"Well... I have a few... 'toys'. I bought one that size once and it... was a nice thought but I couldn't quite perform with it."
"Couldn't perform?"
"I couldn't get enough of it inside me to make it worth having, okay?"
"What about me? Am I too big?" I didn't mean to infer a direct reference to future possibilities, but she knew that after a short interrogation with her eyes.
"I'm not sure, Robbie. Maybe, maybe not. A woman can be very expansive, it sort of depends on how turned on she is."
"Well would I... why did you buy one so big?"
She thought for a moment and offered a small surrender. "Robbie, I'm only gonna say this once... Big Cocks make me really horny. I'm a big boned girl. I like a big cock...And they're not easy to find."
I smiled real proud like...
She laughed. "But don't let your head explode. Let's get you out of bed..."
We thought about how to achieve that. I was hoping she wouldn't mind if I just hopped out and let it fly but that did not appear to be okay. "Same thing as yesterday," she offered resigned. "Try not to hit me in the head with it again."
"Okay, I'll try," But I held my hand behind it as if I were about to swat a tetherball.
"Very funny. You try that and I might bite that fucker off you. Problem solved."
"Uhh... okay, that might be bad. Might not quite fix ALL my problems."
"Okay then," she winked. "On with it."
It wasn't so bad this time as the sheets weren't tucked in on the edges so there was plenty of room to pull cover over, and I still had the jersey on as well. She reached up under the covers with both hands once the legs were on and pushed at the sides of my hips, coming into close contact with my vertical stiffy and craning her neck back while she finished. Before she stood back I heard her breathe a big whiff in again, her nose spectacularly close to my bobbing tent-top. I caught her red-handed and looked at her quizzically regarding the sniffing thing. She looked guilty for just a fleeting moment and quickly announced, "You need a bath. New problem."
'Yeah, newwwwwww problem,' it said grinning up at her.
Mom stared directly at my cock for a moment while deep in thought. I thought she might have heard it. Finally, "I think I know how to handle that. Hop up." And she reached around my tentpole to help me. She looked away again while I dropped the jersey down over my cockhead.
"Okay, it's fine now," I said.
"Okay, I'll just tie it up loose cuz these are coming off again in a moment..." and I'll be damned if that prospect did not sound a flirtation. I looked up at her with a smile on my lips while she fondled my string, once again allowing the back of her fingers to graze contact on my shaft. She saw me looking at her. "Easy there, cowboy. You know what I meant."
But I got a wink out of her. Things were feeling better already.
Then she noticed the dried mess on my jersey. "Wow, that much there too, eh? I thought I smelled something funny. Is it..." and she absentmindedly lifted the shirt up catching a glimpse of my bulbous head again, winking up at her. She quickly dropped it back down.
"I didn't mean to do that. I forgot... somehow." (Yeah, right!) "Is it just on the jersey or is your chest all..."
"Well, you missed out on some fireworks. I made a mess of myself, yes. It's all down my chest. Besides, I slept in it all night."
"How is that possible, Robbie?! The mess on the floor was enough for..." she paused.
"What?"
"Nevermind... come with me, young man."
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Once in the bathroom we both eyed the toilet, "Any chance you could...?" she asked amused.
"Got any more washed up 80's rock bands?" I chided her.
"You're bad. You're very bad... It's a good song!"