"Fucking asshole," Serena spit at her phone, then she flung it across the room, a long throw from where she was standing behind the big island in the kitchen. It landed on the couch, which I'm sure she meant to do. She hit what she aimed at. She's an athlete and a good one.
"No booty call tonight, huh Ser'?" I quipped.
"Fuck you, Stevie boy," she lashed out at me.
"Right now?" I replied, staying cool against her red hot temper, "Well, I guess, sure."
"Go fuck yourself."
"Aww," I said, sounding disappointed, "not as much fun."
"That goddamn dickless wonder," she continued her rant at her phone, making a point of ignoring me. But I was too good a target to ignore for long. "You know, Stevie boy," she turned her full fury on me now, "men are only good for one thing."
I knew my eldest sister well enough to know when to just shut up and listen.
She threw in the zinger. "And most of them aren't any good at that."
"Present company excepted, of course," I interjected. Her response was a look that would have skewered me to the wall if her eyes could shoot needles.
"Fucking a few high school girls doesn't make you a stud, Stevie," she said, "you wouldn't know what to do with a real woman if she was laid out wet and willing in front of you."
"Try me."
She laughed, derisive and cutting. "It would be the hottest fucking three hours of your pathetic life, little boy. And, if you're lucky, you can dream about what it would be like."
Serena is my elder by about three years. She is the most confident, arrogant, aggressive, sarcastic, mean and healthy woman I've ever met. Or hope to meet. Very healthy. She keeps her fine body in perfect tone, with bicycles, weights, running and a bunch of college sports -- basketball, softball, swimming. I've seen her deck a guy who said something rude behind her back. Bam, right upside his chin. He went down hard.
I could tell by how she was dressed that she was hoping for a booty call, the tight jeans and high-heeled boots, fuzzy sweater were a giveaway. And no doubt the guy on the other end of that phone had thought twice about getting into it with an albeit very sexy beautiful young college girl, who also had nutcracker legs and ball breaker personality.
She was dressed to kill. In Serena's case that wasn't just a euphemism.
But I'd lived with this girl all my life and I'd become immune to her sharp tongue and cutting comments.
Anyway, I knew we had some time alone. Everybody was out. And, my father's paranoia was also working in my favor. The sensors on the road would alert us almost a full half hour before anybody drove up to our remote country house.
"You think so?" I shot back. Sure, it was pure sibling rivalry, but it was fun to trade verbal punches with her. Also, I had an ace in the hole in this discussion. I'd been fucking two of the sexiest girls in the world that summer, her sisters. I knew what it was like to make a beautiful girl cum. "Wanna bet?"
"What!" she laughed, kicking off her boots now. "Bet you're man enough for this?" She flaunted her body at me. And it was something to flaunt. Long, lithe legs, supple thighs and strong, proud butt cheeks tucked inside those jeans, breasts so firm and upright pressing so hard against her sweater they should have come with neon signs flashing "Ogle these."
"I doubt your woman enough for this," I threw back at her, only I didn't flaunt it. I had it. That I knew. I also knew that Serena knew it. I was now six four, two twenty and not an ounce of fat anywhere. I knew that when I got into college that fall I wouldn't have any trouble finding lovely young things to play with.
But right now, I wanted to play with my sister.
"I'm your fucking sister, you perverted dick," she said.
"You know that's not true," I threw back.
That sort of stopped her in her tracks. See, when I came into the family, Serena would have been about three, almost four years old, had seen her mother twice pregnant and I'm sure she figured out, at some point, that I was adopted.
She looked me over, intrigued that I knew that she knew. "Yeah, of course I realized you weren't my real brother."
Real brother. Man this woman could dish. "The better to fuck you, Ser'" I smirked at her.
"Why the fuck would I fuck a pathetic teenage boy, especially one who I know whacks off three times a day in his room."
"Just give me three hours."
"Dream on, little boy."
I stood up and took off my shirt, showing off my well developed shoulders, abs and chest. "Nothing little here."
"Ooooh," she laughed, "I'm supposed to melt into your arms now?"
"A guy can dream."
She tried to pretend she wasn't affected by the sight of my half naked body, but I could tell she was fighting not to look.
"And now that I'm no longer your brother," I said softly, "you're my dream, Serena."
She turned to look again and I saw her breasts point directly at me, a sure sign of interest. "Stevie boy, I'm not going to fuck you, no way, no how, uh uh, sorry. And, I'm going to tell mom and dad that you are a kinky ass perv."
"Ser' you are fucking dynamite," I ignored her threat, "the kind of woman who looks like she'd explode if I lit your fuse. I'd have to be crazy or dead not to try."
"You better stop, little bro, or I'll come over there and kick your ass."
I truly believed she truly believed she could do just that. "Just three hours of your life," I laughed, gently, "three hours on a night when nobody else is home and you're stuck out here and bored and here we are, two very healthy, horny people. I don't want to own you, date you, phone you, love or long for you. I just want to fuck you, Serena."
She moved around the room to where I was standing on the opposite side of the big kitchen/living room island. She moved like a big cat, stalking her prey.
"You really are a dickhead aren't you, Stevie boy," she said. And she walked up to me as casually as if she was going to hand me a drink. At the last minute she leaned back and side kicked my chest with her bare foot. I fell backward and hit the couch, and tumbled all the way onto the cushions.
"Don't fuck with me, little boy," she gloated.
I sprung to my feet and she shrieked as I got my arms around her waist. But it wasn't a shriek of annoyance, or fear or anger. It was the squeal of a girl who is enjoying herself. I got my feet under me, lifted her off the ground, threw her over the back of the couch and body slammed her onto the cushions. She landed with an oomph. But as I dived onto her she rolled away from under me onto the carpet in the living room.
I lunged after her and managed to grab one leg. I held on and tried to pin the other but she swung it around my torso and got me in a leg lock. As she applied pressure, squeezing as tight as she could with those sprinter thighs she chuckled, "This will make you cum in your pants, little boy."
The problem for her was that, while my body was trapped between her legs, my head was right up next to her crotch. I stuck my mouth against her jean-covered cunt and began biting and tonguing the material there.