This is my entry for the
Literotica 25th Anniversary Challenge
. Don't forget to check out the stories provided by my fellow writers!
Squick alert: Contains incest.
All characters engaging in sex in this story are 18+. This is a work of fiction. As always, any resemblance to any persons, living or dead, or any actual event is coincidental and unintentional.
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Tap tap tappitytaptap taptap
faintly echoed from upstairs as I eased through the sliding door into the den. My older sister Lindsay was still typing on her desktop in her room. Good.
I motioned for Miranda, my girlfriend, to follow me through the den and down to the basement game room. Holding hands, we crept through the den, past the stairs going up to my bedroom, and toward the ones heading to the basement. I quietly pointed out the creaky step and where to put her foot. Lindsay had bat-like hearing and even the slightest noise would alert her.
Why the stealth? I wasn't supposed to have girls over and especially not Miranda. Mom had caught us a couple of weeks ago, I was pantless and a very naked Miranda was giving me the blowjob of a lifetime. Needless to say, she had been banned from the house forever and I was supposed to be reflecting on my transgressions in what amounted to voluntary solitary house confinement.
I had slipped out while Lindsay worked on whatever it was she was doing. I knew from experience that she would not come out for a while so she wouldn't realize I had even left. Miranda parked the next block over and we slipped around to the backyard from the side opposite Lindsay's room.
Getting her in the house was easy. Downstairs would be a little harder but not impossible. So far, mission accomplished. Flopping down on the couch, I turned the TV on and found an action movie with lots of explosions and turned the volume up a little to cover up the sounds we planned on making.
We started making out, first kissing and then we started getting handsy. That soon progressed to shirt removal, bra removal, and finally everything else. I reached behind the couch cushion to grab a condom and...
Nothing. I pulled the damn thing up completely and it was clean. As in vacuumed clean. Fuck. Giving Miranda a promissory kiss, I threw my shorts and t-shirt back on and headed back upstairs to raid my emergency stash in my room. No wonder Lindsay kept smirking at me the other day. She found them and kept them. At least she didn't rat me out. This time.
Now I had to get past Lindsay. At the foot of the stairs, I tried to make myself presentable. Contraband rubbers were one thing, a contraband girlfriend was something else entirely. I wanted to get laid in the worst way and I required a condom for that to happen. Above all, I needed to act natural, so I was heading back upstairs to get my phone charger. I was at least smart enough to know she would be able to tell if I was acting sketchy and I could concentrate on selling that.
I could still hear her typing away in her room so I walked up the stairs as normally as I could. Just before I reached her door, the typing stopped. As I stepped past, I noted that her door was wide open and she was in the middle of her room. What made me stop short was what she was doing.
She had angled her little webcam so that she could see herself and the mirror behind her on her monitor. She was pantomiming something and if not for my urgent need to fuck Miranda, I would have stayed and made fun of her.
She barely glanced at me and went back to her pantomime. I continued to my room and went to my dresser. The bottom right drawer would slide completely out, revealing a cutout. I slid my hand inside, reaching for the box I kept there.
Sonuvabitch. I whipped my hand around frantically but it was empty, too. The entire fucking box of ribbed and flavored condoms was gone. Nobody knew about that spot but me. I just bought those, too.
The typing sounds resumed, a little faster now. Whatever it was she had been trying to figure out, something about it clicked and she was in her zone. I wondered if I could convince Miranda my pullout strategy would work this time. It was worth a shot, I didn't have a backup anymore.
As I collected my phone charger, I looked around. Nothing else seemed to be out of place. I was pretty sure it hadn't been Mom or Dad who found them, I was still alive and they never left anything the way they found it. That left Lindsay as the only suspect. But why?
Lindsay was two years older than my 22. Although we both work and go to school, we live at home because it's cheaper. None of our friends who lived on their own had any money to do things, there was rent to pay and food to buy. Except for a couple of rules that I didn't agree with, like no blowjobs in the house unless I'm married and she's my wife, our parents were easy to get along with. We did the things we were asked most of the time, we acted like adults most of the time, and most of the time, they left us alone. We lived almost rent-free, we did chores and we gladly paid for their birthday and anniversary dinners. I loved my parents, they were just kind of weird.
Their hang-ups were premarital sex and drugs. I got the drug crusade but I never figured out the premarital sex part, they had Lindsay before they got married and she was a joy. By dates, I was a honeymoon baby and the son from hell. Drugs never held any interest for either of us, we were both introverted and not interested in fitting in with the cool kids.
Lindsay and I got along with each other pretty well. Occasionally, one of us would get a wild hair up our ass about something or the other but it usually blew over quickly. She was a good sister. Lindsay could be a little too bossy sometimes but she always had good advice about girls and dating, even though she never dated much herself. She would much rather spend her time writing. She thought her Patreon account was a secret, where she wrote romantic crime stories and would sometimes take on a commissioned story.
I read some of her stuff and I thought it was really good. I wasn't into the romance part but her characters seemed life-like and the storylines were mostly realistic. She liked to include lots of kissing, hugging, and statements of undying love and devotion. Every so often, she would have a really intense scene but never actually wrote out the happy ending.
Okay, okay. I read everything she wrote.
I bet you're wondering how I could do that without giving away who I was. It's simple. I read it off her computer when she wasn't home. I found out about the Patreon by accident, I overheard her talking to one of her friends about it. When I looked her up, I figured out that there wasn't any way to read her stuff without paying for it, and my curiosity got the best of me. While she was in class one afternoon, I snuck into her room, discovered that she had left her desktop turned on and unlocked, and I found the directory where she stored her work files.
It had taken three days of counting keystrokes to figure out her password. Ten characters, six alpha and four numeric. Two tries and I had it. She used my parents' nickname for her as a child and the year she was born in. For a writer, that's not very imaginative. Fortunately, I now had access any time I wanted. I would just keep an eye on her Patreon page and when she announced a new release, I got it from the source.
As I left my room with the charger in hand, she was still going to town on the keyboard. She didn't even look up as I passed. I gave her my best evil glare anyway. I couldn't raise hell about the rubbers, I wasn't supposed to have them in the house. I needed to figure out a suitable payback. This was personal and I didn't like losing.
I went down the stairs and found Miranda fully dressed at the bottom of the stairs. She had gotten redressed and was ready to head out the door. Without a word, she showed me her phone. Lindsay had texted her, "Mom incoming in less than 10, you need to get out NOW." By the time stamp, she had done it while I was in my room looking for the rubbers. I looked at the clock, she wasn't due home for another two hours. Mom and Dad always texted both of us through the family chat we had set up. My phone never vibrated.
Miranda did not look happy. "This isn't going to work, Ben." She didn't even bother to whisper. The typing sounds upstairs stopped. If Lindsay hadn't known Miranda was here, she certainly did now. Damn.
"It's okay, she's fucking with you. My mom's not going to be home for another two hours. We have time." My feeble attempt to resurrect my chances sounded lame.
She sighed, "You have time. I have someplace else I want to be. This isn't working for me, Ben. Goodbye." She gave me a quick kiss and she was out the sliding door in seconds.
Shit. My erection died right next to my good mood. I walked back upstairs and stood in the doorway to Lindsay's room. She ignored me until I tossed my charger on her desk, right on her keyboard.
"What the fuck, Lindsay?" I was beyond angry. First the rubbers and now this. She had gone too far this time.
She tossed the charger right back at me, hitting me in the chest with it. I caught it reflexively. "She wasn't supposed to be here. You know that. I'm not going to get on Mom's shit list too because you can't follow simple instructions." I never understood why Lindsay refused to say Miranda's name. If it wasn't "she", it was "her".
"It was none of your business."
"If I'm home and you're doing stupid shit, then yes, it is my business. I'm not going to catch hell for you."
"Goddammit, Lindsay, stay out of my business. I'll deal with Mom and Dad on my own, I don't need you to protect me." Her stoic look and tone just made me even angrier.