It was a typical Midwest winter day. Long commute after work, shovel till you back breaks and then grab a bite for dinner before heading to bed to do it all over the next day.
I had finished shoveling and was eating dinner and watching a porn flick before heading to bed. Just as I was about to shoot a load into my palm, the phone rings and I debate whether to answer or just continue jacking off. I dragged myself off the couch and picked up the phone.
"Hello Stuart? This is Mom -- I just ran the car into a ditch and I need a ride home."
"I'm ready for bed -- can't you call Dad?"
"Not really, he'll have a fit if he see's what I did to the car and...well...I had a few drinks. He'll kill me! Beside, I'm only a few miles from your house"
She had a point, Dad does fly of the handle and as long as she was so close. However, she was temperamental bitch in her own right. As a child she was stern, spanked often and continues to order people around. Oh hell, I thought, I probably shouldn't let her freeze but pay back would be sweet...
I threw on a pair of sweats and went to pick her up. When I got there she was a shivering mess. She had fallen into the snow bank and was soaking wet. She was also very drunk -- I could see why see hadn't called Dad. I called a tow truck and asked them to drop the car off at my house.
When we got to my place, I suggested she throw her clothes in the dryer. "I'll call dad and the get you a robe. As I was talking to him, she went to the laundry room.
"Yes Dad, she's fine. I'll bring the car over as soon as it's dropped off." Before I could finish my conversation my jaw dropped. Mom walked out of he laundry room dressed only in a sheer black bra and panties.
"Sorry hon," she slurred, "I was freezing and had to get out of those clothes."
"No problem," I stammered, "I'll get a robe so you can cover up."
Getting her a robe was the proper thing to do but was the last thing I wanted to do. Her breasts were huge and her nipples, hard from the cold, were erect and bulging against the sheer fabric of her bra. The sheerness of her panties exposed her hairless mound.
"It's warm enough in here," she said, obviously still very drunk. "My clothes will be dry in 15 minutes and I'll get dressed then and get out of your way."
I had to leave the room before she noticed my hard cock. What the hell was wrong with me -- she's my mother, I thought.
"Hon -- I'm going to watch some TV while I'm waiting -- get me a glass of wine?" she ordered from the living room. Drunk but still ordering people around, I thought.
"Fine, the remotes next to you" I said. Another drink was the last thing she needed but the time to get it would let my cock soften up a bit and I really needed to be presentable -- and I really needed a drink. I quickly downed two shots of Jack Daniels and poured two glasses of wine for us.
After about ten minutes, I felt in control enough to go back into the living room. As I walked into the room my face turned bright red. I had forgotten about the DVD. My Mom was squirming on the couch when she caught my eye.
"Hey perv -- lonely night tonight?"
"Oh God, I'm sorry you saw that - let me change the channel."
"With this," my Mom said as she teased me with the remote. Clearly under the influence and enjoying tormenting her son, she played an adult game of keep away. She sat back down and seductively slipped the remote into her panties.
"Come and get it."
"Stop it Mom -- hand it over." I protested. "Fine spoiled sport," she said as she reached into her panty and threw the remote in my direction. Judging by the wetness of the devise, she had enjoyed what she saw of the movie.
Before I had a chance to change the channel she said "Oh, to have firm tits like that again." Hearing her talk like that made my erection return. "I wish my tits were still that firm," she said as she started squeezing them.