It'd been months since I'd taken a holiday, so this Friday afternoon I thought "what the hell" and booked the following week off. A week of doing nothing but sleeping, drinking, eating and watching trash TV would be my reward for working hard. On the way home however, the pangs of guilt started to get to me. I'd put off going to visit my parents for ages, always citing too much work as the excuse to make the drive up at weekends. It had been months since I'd gone to visit them. The answer? I'd drive up there on the Saturday - the dutiful son surprising his folks by turning up on the doorstep. Twenty four hours later, I'd be home and looking forward to a week of top quality slobbing-out.
Come Saturday lunchtime, I threw my cigarettes onto the dashboard of the car and headed for the motorway. Three hours later, I pulled into my folks drive, looking forward to the surprise on their faces.
I knocked on the door...no answer. I knocked again...no answer. Looking around, I noticed the two empty milk bottles on the step, one of which had a roll of paper wedged into it. I bent down and pulled out the paper.
"Dear Milkman - on holiday - no more milk until next Saturday please."
Shit. The one time that I make the effort to drive all the way up here, and they've gone on holiday? Talk about timing!
I pulled out a cigarette, lit up, and scratched my head. So what now? I was annoyed that I'd come all this way for nothing, and was pissed-off that no one would even realise I'd made the effort. I thought that I really should at least pay somebody a visit, simply to justify having driven all this way. So where to? Stubbing out my smoke, inspiration dawned, and I smiled as I mulled my idea over. You know who I hadn't seen for a while? My aunt Bev.
Bev was my mum's sister. Most guys have a favourite aunt, and Bev had always been mine since I was a kid. She was smart, kind, funny...and sexy as hell. From adolescence through to the present, she'd been the subject of quite a few fantasies for me. I hadn't seen her for ages, so it'd be nice to catch up with her for a couple of hours...
I stood on aunt Bev's doorstep listening to the door chime and hoping that she was in. Through the frosted glass of her front door, I could see movement in the hallway. The door opened, and there she stood.
"Tim! Well I'll never!" I stepped into the doorway, and gave her a good tight hug, breathing in her perfume as I did. I still had my hands on her waist, while she leaned back a little and had a good look at me.
"You're looking well, I must say.."
"Thanks aunt Bev...you're looking bloody gorgeous yourself."
"You flatterer...give your aunty a kiss!" Which I did, first on the cheek, and throwing caution to the wind, one on her full red lips, lingering for just a moment too long.
"Come on inside. What are you doing up here anyhow? Don't tell me you've come to see your mum and dad - did you not know that they were..." "Away? Yeah, so I found out. It'll teach me to turn up unannounced."
"Well, you're here now. Come on in and get warm and I'll put the kettle on"
I closed the front door, followed her through the hall into the kitchen, and perched on a stool at her breakfast bar as we chatted while she made the coffee. All the time as she was moving about the room, my eyes were glued to the woman and a party began to start inside my jeans. I'd always found my aunt sexy, but now at 55, she seemed at her peak. I know it's wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea (or coffee if you will), but Bev's a dead-ringer for Dorian from 'Birds Of A Feather', with the wardrobe to match and a bit of a reputation for being a man-eater as well. On this particular afternoon, she looked stunning, wearing a low cut red satin blouse, a very short tight black skirt and red knee high patent leather boots with very high stiletto heels. My cock was beginning to strain in my jeans...
"You look miles away! Come on, handsome. Let's take the coffee into the lounge, and you can explain why I've not seen my favourite nephew for nearly a year."
We sat chatting together on the settee, catching up on each other's lives and swapping anecdotes and time got on. Before long, it started to get dark outside.
"I'd better get moving soon. It's getting dark and I've got a long drive back ahead of me."
"Do you need to get back tonight?"
"Well, no...but I just thought seeing as mum and dad were away..."
"So my home's not good enough for you to stay in - is that it?" she smiled, pulling my leg.