Hazily, I awoke, immediately feeling the telltale signs of a hangover; dry mouth, headache, and a slightly queasy stomach. I'd certainly been in worse states after a night out at university, but it seemed to take less and less drink these days to leave me groggy in the morning. Looking at my phone I saw it was almost 10am, a late start compared to the rest of the holiday.
Brushing my teeth always made me feel more human when I had a hangover, and a warm shower seemed to blow away the fog in my head. Towelling off I was just about back to normal, but breakfast would definitely get me back in shape. Stepping out of the bathroom I peered into Mum & Dad's bedroom across the hallway to see Mum still dead to the world under the sheets, her hair a tousled mess and her tanned back exposed above the white cotton covering the rest of her body.
Dad wasn't in their bedroom. He could hold his liquor better than me or Mum so it was no surprise to find him down in the kitchen attending to a pan of scrambled eggs.
"You want some Steve? I knew you were up since I heard the shower running so I made extra."
"That'd be great thanks Dad, I'm a little delicate after last night."
"I'm not surprised, you were fairly putting the beer away. It'll probably be a while before we see your Mum, she was still snoring when I got up."
"She was pretty drunk, when I took her up to bed last night she didn't even realise it was me that took her."
"About last night Steve, sorry if you heard anything, I know we were pretty loud."
"Don't worry about it, sounded like you two were having a lot of fun. I know you're my parents but it was still hot hearing that." I immediately felt like I'd over-stepped the mark telling Dad I liked hearing him give Mum a pounding.
"I probably shouldn't tell you this but your Mum gets a bit wild when she's had a drink, and don't think I didn't see where your hands were last night on the walk home from the restaurant."
My face turned red "sorry Dad... I, I really was just trying to help her at first, then my hand slipped and it felt nice so I just kept it there."
"I'm not mad, your Mum has been around that pool topless and I've seen you having a good look. You're a young man and us guys are just wired this way, whether it's your Mum or not you're going to look at breasts. I actually think she's been enjoying the attention you've been giving her, she must appreciate that a young man still wants to sneak a peek and that's really helping her confidence."
"You got me Dad, I have been sneaking a look when I can, you know I'm not exactly a hit with the ladies back home, so having a topless woman in front of me has just been too tempting, even if it is Mum. She's looking great too, it's nice that she's proud of the work she's put in at the pool and doesn't mind showing off a bit." I said pretending that the taboo of lusting over my own mother didn't make her even more attractive to me.
"Like I said Steve, it's okay, if Mum is comfortable and happy then I'm happy, especially if I get repeats of last night. I think I'll take her out this morning for a bit of shopping, I'm sure that will make her feel better."
"It's a bit weird talking about sex and Mum with you, Dad, but it's cool to be more like mates than father and son." Grabbing the plate of eggs I made my way towards the patio, reaching the large sliding window to outside I turn back towards the kitchen, feeling emboldened by our conversation I thought I'd see how far I could push Dad.
"Dad?"
"Yeah, Steve?"
"Your wife's got great tits."
He just laughed as I pushed the window open and walked out into the sun.
It was another hour or so before Mum made an appearance downstairs, wearing her little purple bikini but largely covered by a sarong, and a big floppy hat and sunglasses. She also wasn't wearing a smile, clearly the excess of last night had caught up to her as she flopped down on a sun lounger with a large glass of orange juice and made the recognisable pained sigh of someone with a hangover.
"Feeling a little rough today, Mum?"
"I've certainly had better days, perhaps I had a little bit too much to drink. I can barely remember anything after we left the restaurant."
It was a safe bet that she didn't remember getting groped as Dad and I walked her back last night, and more importantly that it was me that carried her to bed last night and ran a trembling finger down her thong-clad ass before rubbing her pussy as she presented herself for the hard fucking Dad gave her a short time later after I had snuck out of the room.
"Well you certainly seemed to be having a lot of fun at the time. I think Dad is going to treat you to a shopping trip, it pays to have a hangover sometimes!"
Mum stretched out on the sun lounger arching her back, her breasts straining the thin material of her bikini top struggling to contain them. I felt a familiar stirring in my shorts and was glad when Mum lay back and pulled the sun hat down over her face to shield her from my growing erection.
"I think I'd better have a little snooze first Steve, that will sort me right out."
With Dad nowhere to be seen and Mum's face covered I was feeling bold and naughty. I stood over her, pulled my cock out of my shorts and began to stroke it as I took in the mature body beneath me. The pale white skin of a few days ago was beginning to turn a sun kissed brown, and I admired her womanly curves as I had done on the first morning of the holiday, except much closer this time.