That night when the others had gone to bed and I was almost asleep in a lounge chair, Skype buzzed me. It was Clare. Oh dear. Had she got wind of my tryst with Taryn today?
CLARE Hi Dan. How are you?
DAN Bit tired. I was about to turn in, actually.
CLARE Stay awake for half an hour baby. Please. I need to chat.
DAN I'll try. What is it?
CLARE It's David. Now he's fucked Taryn. My middle sister. Lucky bitch. I heard she had a cold and stayed home from work, but that was a lie. She fucked him at home today. I feel like I'm the ugly sister he'll never fuck.
DAN Don't be silly. By the way, I'm shocked. He must be a stud! These young yummy mummies throwing themselves at him. How old is he?
CLARE He's dad's age. Your age, by the way. And remember you got me to fuck you. Even if we haven't done it for real (yet)
DAN. Aha. Is that what I think it is, my little slut?
CLARE Make of it what you like, buster. You know I'd let you. If you come here, we could sneak away and do the deed. I'd fuck you like you've never been fucked. I mean, I'm a happily married woman. I mean, Sammy is a nice guy and a great provider, but he's pretty boring when it comes to man and woman stuff. And since you seduced me, I've been curious about what it might be like to have another man. You know, you seduced me and now I think of your dick in me all.the time, you fucker.
DAN Promises, promises. I bet you'd get cold feet. Anyway. Back to the topic. Your uncle.
CLARE David. I want to fuck him. I know that now. I have to. I can't die wondering. I want his cock in me. He's had my sisters and I want him too. How can I get him? He's going home day after tomorrow.
DAN Well, you'll have to act fast. I hope it's not your period?
CLARE Shut up. I'm ready. How can I fuck him?
(I had to play this carefully. Despite being literally knackered by two yummy mummies in two days, I knew that Clare was the ultimate prize. She was the one who had started me on this road, the one I had always lusted after. I still ached for her woman's body, her full boobs and her round hips. I decided to lead her in a direction that made it easy for us to get together the next day.)
DAN Here's a suggestion.
CLARE Yes?
DAN Invite him to your place to do a job. While he's there, make sure he gets some stuff in his hair, like powder or dust or paint. Get him to take a shower and give him shampoo to clean his hair. Do you have a big shower cubicle?
(I knew the answer to that, having been in her bathroom several times.)
CLARE Yes, it's quite roomy.
DAN OK That's important. While he's shampooing, get naked and into the shower behind him. Hug him and grab his dick before he can react. Then he'll have no doubt you want to fuck.
CLARE Wow! Naughty. But what if he doesn't want to fuck me? I think I'd die of embarrassment!
(Oh he'll fuck you baby, I can vouch for that, I thought. He's been lusting after you for a long time, and wanking as he chats to you online. He's seen your tits and your cunt and he dreams about them. But of course I couldn't tell her why I knew that. How to convince her to carry through with it?)
DAN I understand, baby. But you said you didn't want to die wondering.
CLARE I know Dan, but what if I'm naked and he's saying sorry, I don't want to fuck you?
DAN There are times when you have to trust your instincts and charge ahead. Think of it this way: before this week the three of you were all wanting to fuck him and none of you had. Now two have. You would never have thought before this week that he would do it with even one of you. Now it looks like he'd fuck all of you without need for encouragement. From where I'm standing, he seems a lot like me, and I'd fuck you in a heartbeat.
CLARE Thanks baby, but what if I'm too old for him? I mean Taryn's really slim with huge boobs and Emma's young still - you know, fresh. I've had kids. You know. My breasts are a bit loose and my hips are bigger than my sisters...
DAN Baby, you've shown me your body and it turned me on hugely. Remember? He's my age. He'll want to fuck you. Believe me.
CLARE So you think I should do it?
DAN If you don't now, when will you do it? You have to try, honey. Here's what I think. If it were me and you offered me some shampoo, I'd make some weak flirty joke about you coming with me to do it for me. If he does that, you know he secretly wants to fuck you. Now, I need to go to bed. I suspect I have a big day tomorrow - and today was tiring here. There are people who want me to do things with them here.
(I chuckled at my own joke. I know. I know.)
CLARE OK. Goodnight Dan. Dream of me. I wish you were here. Xxx
DAN I will, honey. Xccc
The next day Clare rang her mother's place and asked for me. She asked me to come around and fix a computer problem for her. Her husband Sam had no idea about computers.
At the house, I realised I needed to get behind a desk and lay on my back to change some wiring. Clare hung round, watching me and chatting to me. I could see her eyeing my legs and paying attention to my crotch. I thought, don't get your hopes up baby, remember I'm sixty eight. I'm not Adonis.
When I emerged from under the desk and switched everything back on successfully, she hugged me and kissed me on the cheek, her kiss lingering. There was electricity in the air. I knew my voice would quaver if I spoke so I just chuckled. My arm somehow was around her waist. She looked at me with a long look. I thought she was about to kiss me, but she turned then and examined the back of my head.
"You've got something in your hair. It look like cobwebs or something. And you're a bit dirty after rooting around under there." She giggled. "Come on, now you need a shower my man. Oh Uncle Dave, I really am sorry. Come and wash it off. I'll get you a towel, you hop in the shower and I'll bring you some shampoo."
(Mmm, I thought. Nice variation to the script...That gives her an opportunity to join me in the shower with the bottle of shampoo.)
I played along - as Dan had predicted I would.
"OK. You can hop in and shampoo it for me if you like." I tried to keep my voice casual, but I was getting horny at the thought of Clare's naked body under the shower, and I must have sounded like a dirty old perv, I thought.
She giggled. "Oh. You want personal service, do you?"
I couldn't believe she was flirting like this. I needed to respond.