Rachel couldn't contain her laughter as she watched Claire stomp around the room, wildly throwing one arm back and forth over her head.
"I'm gonna go with, very exotic dancer!"
With an exasperated look, Claire got down on all fours and began awkwardly crawling around, carefully placing an elbow on her nose before lifting her arm this time.
"Oh, an elephant!" Rachel exclaimed with a snap of her fingers.
Crawling over and smacking a laughing Rachel with her 'trunk,' Claire stood up and flopped down on Rachel's bed. "God, you are bad at charades."
"My talents lie in more sophisticated areas," Rachel said with the snootiest voice she could manage.
Looking at each other, both laying disheveled in their pajamas, the girls immediately cracked up laughing.
Since the two girls had started their undergrad at separate colleges, they hadn't been able to see each other very often for the past couple of months. Now that summer was in full swing, they were trying their hardest to spend as much time with each other as they could before school started up again.
"Ahh," Claire wiped a tear from her eye. "This has been a great sleepover so far, but it's about time we cranked it up a notch," she said, bouncing her eyebrows at Rachel.
"Hmm? And what pray tell could my innocent little friend have in mind?"
Claire sat up in bed and leaned over into her best friend's face. "I'm talking about boys, bitch!"
"What about them?" Rachel asked, laughing.
"Well for starters, lately, you seem to have given up on them entirely!"
"Nooo, what do you mean?"
Claire glared at her. "I mean, I'm pretty certain the last time you mentioned even being interested in a boy was over two months ago!" She gestured at her friend. "You're barely over 5' with a C-cup, a natural blond, and have the body of a porn star." Rachel began blushing, but she continued. "It's not that the boys suddenly stopped being attracted to you, so why don't you tell me what is really going on?"
Beet red, Rachel was quiet for a moment. It was true most guys tended to look at her more than Claire. While Claire was still pretty, she was only an A-cup with a pretty thin body. Rachel was also fairly toned from volleyball, but that meant she had a lot more curves that she was self-conscious of.
"Okay," she whispered. "I'll let you in on my secret, but only if you promise not to tell anyone!"
Clearly excited, Claire mimed zipping up her lips and throwing away her key.
Rachel looked at the clock. It was 11:19 at night, so she had just enough time.
She looked back at Claire and took in a deep breath before whispering, "I've been getting fucked almost every night for the last couple of months! By Tom!"
Eyes wide and mouth hanging open, Claire looked at her friend in shock. "Tom? As in your older brother Tom? As in your very committed to his girlfriend, older brother Tom? What the fuck? How?!" She whispered back.
"Well you know how long distance has been hard for Tom lately..." Claire nodded. "...Apparently, he somehow got his hands on a fleshlight a few months ago. And to help with his fantasies, he cut out a hole in the wall that leads to the empty crawl space we used to explore when we were little, and stuck the fleshlight inside, as if it were a glory hole." Rachel explained. "Almost every night at 11:30, like clockwork, Tom takes off the painting he has hiding the hole and fucks it." Rachel leaned in very close, and whispered in Claire's ear. "But what he doesn't know is that since almost the beginning I've been going into the crawl space around 11:25, removing the fleshlight, and pressing my own pussy against the hole to his wall!"
Claire rolled her eyes and snorted, "And I've had a threesome with the Queen of England and Michelle Obama."
Rachel gently smacked her with a smile. "I swear it's true! Almost every single night, he fucks me through the wall for a couple of minutes before cumming inside me." Her cheeks turned red again, even brighter than before as she realized what she was actually saying. "Once he finishes and puts the painting back, I put the fleshlight back and go clean up. He's never figured it out!"
Claire raised an eyebrow and shook her head. "Alright, let's pretend your story is the truth for a second. Plot hole number one," she said holding up a finger, "I'm pretty sure Tom should be able to tell the difference between a real vagina and a fake one."
Rachel looked down sheepishly. "Well I may not have told you the complete truth..." She looked up, her eyes meeting Claire's impassive face. "I know it was wrong of me, but I maaay have been listening in on their private conversations, and I maaay have heard Tom's girlfriend giving him the idea in the first place."
After a second realization dawned on Claire's face, followed closely by disbelief. "So, you mean to tell me he's been fucking you since the very beginning?" Blushing, Rachel gave a small nod. "Has he even once used the fleshlight??" Seeing Rachel shake her head, Claire snorted with laughter. "I didn't realize my besty was such a thirsty slut," she said with a playful shove.
Rachel looked a little hurt. "Like you wouldn't take the opportunity to get fucked every night with no strings attached? You're way more experienced when it comes to taking cocks than I am!" Claire tried to respond, but Rachel cut her off. "You don't even believe me after I confided in you! Some best friend you are!"
Claire tried to hide how much Rachel's comment stung. "Who on Earth would believe your stupid story? And stop being such a baby!" Looking at a teary-eyed Rachel, Claire suddenly had an idea. She placed her hands on her hips and cocked her head. "Why don't you just show me then?" She said with a smirk.
Rachel sniffed, and wiped her nose on her sleeve. "Fine! But when you see I'm telling the truth, you're gonna have to go through some punishment I come up with. Or we won't be friends anymore!"
Claire loudly laughed at her. "Deal. And when you finally give up this charade, I'll be punishing you instead!" She said, holding out her hand. With another sniff, Rachel took her extended hand and gave it a shake.
As soon as they let their hands drop, Rachel's eyes dried up and she let loose a big crooked smile. "You are such a sucker," she said, her voice back to normal. "I'm going to enjoy this sooo much!"