"Suck my fat cock you silly bitch! The smartest part of you dribbled down your mom's ass crack you fuckin' meathead."
I paused walking down the hall, immediately interested in hearing what comes next.
"Let me explain something to you, and I won't use big words so you'll be sure to understand. Are you listening you knuckle-dragging window licker?"
Silence for a few seconds, I assume whoever is being verbally assaulted is sharing their thoughts.
"...wait, oh my god, did you just call me an A-hole? A-hole, really?!" The volume increased and seemed to drip with incredulity, anger, and something else, excitement maybe? "When you finish chipping the yellow off your teeth and taking your once-a-year shower, try taking that mouse and shoving it up your ass. Then maybe you'll play like you have any skills at all. And I don't give a fuck if you are 65 and a grandma, you brought this on yourself by... hello? HELLO?!"
I shook my head, smiled, and continued down the hallway toward my room. I heard a door open behind me and a voice call out, "Oh, hey good morning, Ed."
I turned around and saw my sister, Darby, standing just outside her doorway. She's a small little thing, brown hair tumbling down across her shoulders and partway down her back, small perky tits with her always hard nipples pushing through her shirt. She was wearing a white cotton t-shirt and SpongeBob boxers, her go-to pajamas. She had a small tattoo of a pair of cherries on her left thigh, red enough to notice but high enough to not be overtly noticeable. She loved cherries.
"Good morning, Darby," I said, tightening the towel around my waist to avoid any embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions. "Finishing up your morning chores I'm guessing?"
Her eyes flickered to the towel, then up my chest, and seemed to stop right at my mouth. Her face flushed a bit and she said, "yeah, you know, can't let these bastards think they can game."
"Even if they are grandparents, right?"
"Wha..?" she stammered a second, her gaze still not quite on my eyes. "Oh, that... ha, yeah, fuck 'em, just because they're older doesn't mean they get treated any differently."
We stood there for a second that almost got uncomfortable before I tried to lighten the mood a bit, "well, as you can tell by my nipples it's a bit chilly out here. I should probably go put some clothes on."
I expected a half-hearted polite laugh or at least a smile, but what I got was a heavy silence. Her eyes lowered to my nipples, then slipped the rest of the way down to the ground. She abruptly turned and went into the bathroom. Soon after I heard the shower start.
I headed into my room, chucked the towel into the corner, and walked around naked for a bit, letting the air circulate around my body. If I could be nude all the time I would, I hate clothes. Unfortunately, my parents, for some inexplicable reason, don't like seeing my cock and balls at the dinner table. Or anytime really. I cupped my balls with one hand, grabbed my shaft with the other, and started to windmill my dick around, seeing how fast I could get it going.
Yeah, I was bored. But it's also fun.
Glancing at the clock I notice it's already a quarter to 8. I had to get out if I was going to make it to work on time.
I can't believe I have to work on break, adulting really sucks,
I thought.
When I got back home, I noticed a note on the fridge door from our parents.
It read:
To disaster 1 and disaster 2:
Your mother and I have run away to join the circus. After raising you two we are very well prepared. Your mom is going to be the bearded lady. Er, wait no, I mean she's going to be the clown thing that juggles fire and looks terrifying. I'm going to be the other clown thing that hides in barrels when it's safe and then jumps out of the barrel when it's dangerous, like an asshole.
Your mom said I'm thinking of a rodeo, not a circus. Pretty sure she's right but I'll never tell her that.
See you in a few days,
Mom & Dad (until 23&me results come back)
I laughed out loud at that one, they usually have some pretty funny notes but this one got my funny bone solidly.
I got to my room and started to take my clothes off, looking around for the towel I dropped earlier. It was gone.
Shit. Mom must've taken it.
I slipped on some boxer briefs and headed back to shower the filth of the day off me. When I got to Darby's room, her door was open a crack so I knocked and called out, "Hey sis, you in there?"
Nothing.
I knocked a little harder and called out again.
Still nothing.
I knew I shouldn't but I was curious about what her room looked like, a cute little girl like her with such a filthy mouth. I just had to find out.
Pushing the door open wide I stepped in and was shocked by how messy the room was...clothes tossed haphazardly across the floor, on the desk chair, and draped over the dresser. Dresser drawers were partially open, the bed looked like it hadn't been made in, well, ever. There were posters on her wall of various bands and movies (Korn, Metallica, Queensryche, Rage Against the Machine, Clockwork Orange, Blazing Saddles, Raiders of the Lost Ark) and just random stuff everywhere. It wasn't filthy, or even dirty, it was just messy. Very messy. And scattered around the room were various collections of cherry paraphernalia, a cherry poster, a cherry clock, and a cherry fuzzy toy stuffed thingy. Never really asked about her Cherry adoration, I should find out what that's all about someday. Overall, the room was pretty normal albeit a mess.
It also smelled really nice.
I noticed perched on top of a pile of other books and PlayStation controllers was a black notepad, just like the one I used to take notes in class with. I picked it up and flipped through some of the pages, noticing that it was almost full, each page covered in her incredibly beautiful handwriting.
Damn,
I thought.
She's got a lot to say about something.
Leafing through the book I stopped at a random page and started reading.
05/25/2021
I don't know what's wrong, I mean I've watched the clips and read some stories but that must all be acting and shit because It's not working for me at all. I've tried it on my back, on my stomach, in the shower, in the tub, shit even in my car, nothing.
I flipped ahead a bit...
05/28/2022
Ok, I'm going to get it this time. Try, try again, right? I've got to be broken or something. Or I'm missing something obvious? I'll start with ice on my nipples and work my way down.
My eyes opened wide at this... nipples?
I feel so open and ready laying on my back with my legs spread so wide. Just laying like this makes me so wet it's trickling down to my asshole. That tickles but it feels kinda nice too. OK, here goes...
...UGH! So frustrating. I played for almost an hour. My nipples are sore, and my pussy is still on fire. Most girls on XVideos are completely shaved so I did that this morning, even my asshole. That did make it feel better when I lightly touched all around her, feeling the soft skin was nice, and I felt the warmth even better. When I spread my lips and softly played around, I was, as usual, completely soaking wet. I waited as long as I could and when I finally got to my clit it was so intense at first.
I felt my dick pushing against the soft fabric of my boxer briefs so I reached down and squeezed him. I let out a small moan and continued reading.
It was like an electric shock when I finally softly rubbed it. I went around in circles, sometimes right on it, sometimes on the sides, it was fucken great. And I just got wetter and wetter, the mattress is soaked - but I still couldn't orgasm. FML. One other thing I saw some of the girls do was taste themselves, so I dipped my finger inside and licked it clean. It tasted salty but good too. I continued trying for a while but finally gave up. I guess I'll never have an orgasm.
I flipped forward about a quarter of an inch and started reading again.