THE TIN CAN
This little story has its basis in fact, though it has been significantly embellished. All characters are over 18. I may have left some wriggle room for a sequel if there's any interest, but since this is only my second story on LW, I have no great expectations.
I sat on the old cane chair on the verandah, shielded from the light, with a 12 gauge Browning auto shotgun in my lap. It held five shells of buckshot -- probably not enough firepower to kill, but enough to cause considerable distress. Car headlights paused briefly at the farm's entry gate, a door slammed and it continued slowly along the driveway towards the house.
The door slammed closed and a lone male emerged, skipping to the door with a tin can in his hand. As he was about to knock on the door, I called him.
"I have a shotgun aimed at you and at this range, I can't miss. Put the tin can down very slowly by the door and listen carefully. All tin can visits are cancelled, effective immediately. If any uninvited people turn up here, with or without a tin can, they will be greeted as you have been greeted, with a 12 gauge shotgun. Pass the word along. Understood?"
"Uhh, yes, I think so."
"YOU THINK SO? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
"Yes, yes I understand," the young man stammered.
"That's good. You have five seconds to get back into your car and fuck off. Now GO!"
I grinned as the young guy ran as though the devil himself was chasing him down and to add to his misery I fired off a shot over his head. The car burst into life and in a spray of dry earth, flew back down the driveway and onto the main road, disappearing into the distance.
With a deep sigh, I shouldered the shotgun and made my way inside to where mother waited for me.
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Early that morning, I packed my stuff into the car and left my university digs for the last time. I completed my degree in Agricultural Science at the ripe old age of 22. After a hot three-hour drive from the city to my hometown I decided to stop by the local pub for an ale or two before heading home.
The bar was typical of most country pubs -- dimly lit, several televisions blaring out the races, football and cricket going on around the country and groups of young men intent on spending the afternoon as a journey into oblivion. Setting myself onto an empty stool, I ordered a beer and quietly surveyed the scene around me. Three young blokes nearby had obviously been there a while.
"It's bloody true I tell you," his voice raised, "This bird waits until her husband is away and puts a tin can on the gatepost by the road. If the tin can is on the post, she's open for visitors. She's also one of the hottest fucks I've ever had -- and I've had a few."
The trio vanished for a while, returning an hour or so later, having topped up on alcohol elsewhere in the meantime . Apparently the subject of their earlier discussion still remained unresolved.
The guy with the loud mouth, trying desperately to reinforce his credibility, went into detail.
"OK you guys. You drive down the SouthWest road about 12 miles, and there's a farm house on the left, about one hundred yards or so back from the road. It has a wide driveway which connects to the road between two bright white gateposts. There is a gate there, but I've never seen it closed. Anyway, when hubby's out of town, she puts a red tin can on top of one of the gate posts to say she's available."
I did a double take. Our home is about twelve miles down the SouthWest road. Our driveway is wide and it is flanked by a pair of gleaming white posts that we paint at the start of every summer. What the hell?
Deciding to take the bull by the horns, I cleared my throat and muscled my way into the group.
"Couldn't help but overhear your conversation. I wasn't really eavesdropping but you were kinda loud, you know. Does the woman you're talking about take on anyone at all or does she only open up to certain visitors?"
"Anyone can try mate, but I know she's sent a few guys on their way. She doesn't like drunks and abusive people. She's never turned me down and I have to tell you mate, she's a much better fuck than the missus. You're a young, good looking fella-- why don't you give her a try?"
Although I was seething inside, I smiled at the guy and answered him before knocking back the last swig of my beer.
"Maybe I will, mate. Maybe I will."
I stormed out of the bar, fired up the car and took off like a rally driver. Ten minutes later I pulled up alongside our entry gate, and sure enough, a brightly painted red tin can sat atop our pristine white gatepost. I gathered it up and jumping back into the driver's seat, headed for the house.
Mother was not expecting me for another week or so. To say she was surprised when I walked through the door would be an understatement. She was dressed in a sheer baby doll nighty that left nothing to the imagination.
"Hi Mother," I smiled.
"What are you doing home. You're not supposed to finish your course until next week."
"Nice to see you too, Mother dear. I completed my final thesis three weeks ago and so I was able to leave after yesterday's final exams. By the way, do you always dress like this in the afternoon?"
"Well actually Charlie, I'm feeling a little off right now," she blushed. "I think I need to get to bed."
"As I thought!" I growled at her, revealing the tin can which I had kept hidden behind my back. "I think I'll join you. Or is your time only available to strangers?"
I had to give her credit. She looked me squarely in the eye as she lied her teeth off.
"Charlie, I don't know what you're talking about."
"Sure you do Mother," I shot back at her. "When Dad's away, you advertise your availability with this can on the gatepost. I hope you've been responsible and selective. It would be horrible if you greeted Dad's homecoming with some sort of an STD."
Her head drooped and her eyes teared up, making me feel a little guilty for confronting her. Mother stands around five foot three and is one of those beautiful things that come in small packages. Perfectly proportioned, smart, proud of her appearance and sexy as hell. She couldn't know that I've secretly spied on her in the bathroom, I've seen her in her room getting dressed and I've stood outside her closed bedroom door listening intently while she and Dad made love. In short, I worshipped her and today's revelation was breaking me up.
Strangely, it was not the fact that Mother was cheating on Dad that troubled me. The feelings I had were pure, unbridled jealousy. Images flashed through my mind of my beautiful mother, writhing in extasy beneath those losers at the town pub.
"What are you going to do Charlie? Tell your father?"
My dad hardly figured in my thoughts until that moment. I loved my dad. He was my mentor, my teacher, my best friend. He supported me in everything I did. Praised my successes, commiserated when things failed to go to plan and was our family's rock. He was one of the best stud cattle breeders in the country and as such, travelled often to stock sales to evaluate examples of the breed elsewhere and to promote our own stud. He allowed us to live a very comfortable life.
And then I looked at Mother again and I was lost.
Her nipples stood out proudly beneath her almost transparent top. Her perfect breasts swayed sensually with every move. Her eyes were focused on mine, seemingly challenging me.
I never felt so conflicted. Should I make a move on my own mother, betraying my father? Should I destroy her life by telling dad about her exploits in his absence?
"Well?" she challenged.
"You know I couldn't do that Mother. It would destroy him."
"You know I have needs, Charlie. He's gone so often and I tried for years. I really did. And then this stock agent came around one day. Your father was away on the other side of the country at another of his stock auctions and I was lonely and frustrated. We finished the business he came for and went inside for a cup of tea before he left. The cup of tea led to a glass of whisky and another, and finally I almost dragged him into the guest bedroom. He suggested the tin can on the gate post and for a year or so, would drop in to see me when the tin can was at the gate. Then one day, another man came in with the tin can. Our regular salesman had been transferred to another state and he passed details of our arrangement to his replacement. His replacement was not nearly as discreet and before long I had no idea who would turn up at my door with the tin can in his hand. It was dangerous and exciting and I could not stop."
I listened silently to her confession, horrified at what I was hearing. My mother, my perfect mother, the woman who brought me into this world, had behaved like a common whore. Unable to continue, I broke.
"You disappoint me, Mother. I worship the ground you walk on and the thought that you've been allowing all the local trash to enjoy your charms make me feel ill. It stops today. Pick up the tin can and take it back to the gate post, NOW."
She started to move towards her room with the clear intent to change into something less revealing, but I was in no mood to give her any latitude.
"Go as you are," I ordered. "If anyone drives by I hope they see you in all your glory. Then get back here."
She turned, picking up the can and making her way outside without argument, strode quickly to the front gate. In less than two minutes, she was back in the kitchen, breathing heavily.
"What now?" she asked.
"Now we wait. Would you like to pour me a small drink please?"
"Coffee, tea or something stronger?"