***I have gotten story ideas several times from tales that I have been privy to, but never from personal experience, until now. I tell you my true account, only after mulling it over for the past year and deciding to share it with y'all, my extended network of friends.***
I was exasperated. Absolutely nothing was going right for me, in fact, things were falling down at my feet and shattering literally in front of my eyes.
I guess that I should back up for a minute or two and explain myself, huh? My boyfriend, Alex, was caught by my best friend with his dick stuffed in another woman last weekend, he claims that he was drunk, didn't know what he was doing, yadda-yadda-yadda. We had dated, off and on, for most of my sophomore year at S.M.U. I wouldn't say that he was the 'Love of My Life', but I had felt that he could get there, y'know? After all of this shit happened, a lot of his "boys" in the fraternity told me of how he was fucking everything that walked, from U.N.T. to T.C.U. and all willing crotches in between. His boys were telling me 'on the cool' I am sure, because they all wanted to fuck me. Sounds like I am an arrogant bitch, huh? I am not, but I do know that I am hot. 5'3", full C cup, I have a smokin' hot 20 year old tight body, I work out five days a week and I am proud of my six pack and defined muscles, and I love to wear little tight shirts and show off my legs and my pretty feet. I am sure that he misses having his trophy and Alex has been blowing up my cell ever since. Fuck him and his boys.
On top of that, my Western Civ. Professor decided at the last minute to have an oral test for the final, I frickin' grenaded that fucker, and if I don't ace the final project for my photography class, no Dean's List. Well, guess what? My model determined at the last minute that she needed to find herself, so she dropped out of school and decided to go backpack across Europe with her boyfriend, taking the roll of film that I had already shot! Three days to get a portfolio of shots in, and no model. Get another model you say? These were going to be nudes, albeit tasteful, but nude nonetheless, and not just any girl would work.
I left the gym exhausted. I hadn't worked out like that in forever, and the gym rats that always try to pick up on me must have sensed that I was in a foul mood, because I didn't get fucked with at all. I just threw myself into an intensive routine and hoped that it would give me some ideas. No dice.
I had moved out of the sorority house and back home because I got really serious about school and the house was not conducive to pulling all A's. My house was ten minutes from campus on a bad traffic day, and I didn't shirk my sorority duties, so all was good with them. My dad wanted me to be involved in a lot of campus stuff, especially the Greek System because he always said "You never know when you go on a major interview if the person sitting in front of you isn't a sister or a brother Greek, and if that gives you a leg up, so be it!" He paid for it, and it was fun, and I met a lot of great people, so what the Hell?
Both of my folks were home and I stomped into the house, tossing my back pack onto a bar chair and as my folks looked at me quizzically, I stormed past them, straight to the fridge. I reached in, grabbed one of my dad's ice cold Sam Adams', popped the top and chugged. I put the empty on the counter and reached back into the fridge, grabbed another and popped the top, although this time, I leaned against the counter as my dad, Max and my mom, Rose, sat looking at me, smiling.
"Uh, rough day at school, Jamie?" My dad smirked.
I let out the loudest beer belch that I could produce and wiped my wet lips.
"You could say that."
"What can we do?"
"Bribe my Photography Professor into giving me an 'A', so that I can stay on the Dean's List for starters. I tried letting him look down my shirt, and he is VERY gay, so that didn't work, or, you can find me a willing model for my nude silhouette series, which I have to have a completed portfolio by Monday."
"What happened to all of those pictures that you and Pam took?" Mom asked.
"She took them with her when she and Dave left for Europe," I whined,
I took another swig from my bottle and stopped in half swallow. I had it, I knew what would save me.
"Mom! You can pose for me! You have the best body that I know of, you would be perfect!"
"Yeah, baby," Dad chimed in, "You have it, why not?"
"No, no, no!" Mom shook her head. "You must be crazy, I can't!"
"Why?!?" I begged of her. "Ma, you know how important the Dean's List is to you and Dad, and I have no chance of staying on it if you don't help me. Remember how proud you were when I first made it on, don't you...Mommy?" I stuck my lower lip out and looked sidelong at her.