A rest area along I-44 in Central Missouri.
2:30 AM.
He was checking the graffitti in the stall. Amidst the clutter of the crudely scrawled obscene limericks and offers for blow jobs in the parking lot one "ad" stood out.
Neatly printed, low on the stall wall:
For a really wild fuck:
Red haired, older beauty - Carol
Likes to be submissive
Loves to be fucked in the ass
555-4091
The exchange was for the next city on the Interstate.
He was intrigued.
30 minutes later he pulled into a truck stop parking lot, found a "call from car" payphone and dialed. He was nervous.
Was this "ad" the revenge of a scorned lover? Was Carol actually going to turn out to be a queen looking for cock? Or, was this legit? And if legit, what do you say to a total stranger at three in the morning?
"Hi. Uh, saw this graffitti out on the Interstate that said you liked to be fucked in the ass. Mind if I stop by?"
The phone was on the fifth ring. He was feeling more than a little foolish.
Then there was a voice.
Female.
Husky from sleep.
"Hello?"
He almost lost his nerve. There was a long pause.
Again, the husky, sleepy voice. "Hello?"
"Uh...hi..."
"Who is this?" It was a simple inquiry. No fear. No anger.
"Uh...I saw your - uh, did you, uh know...?"
"I know I have an ad at the rest area. I wrote it myself right after sucking off a salesman. His cum was still dripping from my lips when I used his pen to write it. The reason it's so low on the stall wall is because I was still on my knees. Just struck me as something I should do while I was there."
She was almost rambling but not drunk or stoned, just - talking.
When she came back to focus, it startled him. "So, you interested, stud?"
"Well, uh, uh,..."
She giggled, a deep, husky, sleepy giggle; "My God," she seemed to purr, "a rest stop virgin. Never called a rest area sex ad before have you?"
"Well - uh, no."
"You're calling from the 'Flying J'?"
"Uh, yeah. Out in the parking lot."
"Two miles north, on the left. A trailer with a Mustang GT in the drive. See ya."
The phone went dead.
He stood and stared at the receiver in his hand. It was a mid-Missouri winter night. The temp had to be in the teens. And he sat in his car, his window open, staring at the phone receiver - and sweating.
Somehow he willed himself to drive north. He still wasn't sure whether this was legit.
A trailer in mid-Missouri.
Off the Interstate.
The only way, he thought, this could be any weirder, any more rawly perverted, was if he and the trailer were in Arkansas.
He looked down into the darkness at his crotch. His cock was insanely hard. He wondered if they would print "died by literally thinking with his penis" in his obituary in case something bad happened.
Two miles north.
A single wide.
A street light illuminating the trailer, a rusted truck, a dilapidated barn and a fire engine red Mustang GT with vanity plates: "IMDANGRUS"
He took a deep breath and turned in.
There were no lights on in the trailer.
Set up? He'd see. It was the moment of truth.
He knocked.
The door opened almost immediately and he gasped then cursed.
"Uh, oh, SHIT! Uh - no, jeez, I'm sorry! Wrong address, I'm sure! Really..."
The teenage girl standing in shadow in the doorway, wearing a man's tank top undershirt tied up in a knot under her breasts and a pair of cotton panties, smiled then couldn't help but laugh.
"Mama, your caller is here. I think. Looks like he's gonna have a heart attack."
From somewhere in the depths of the trailer, "How's he look, Pumpkin?"
"I'll fuck him if you don't use him up, Mama."
She leered at the visibly shaken and confused visitor. Moved a hand across her bare midriff and scratched at an itch absentmindedly.
"...Uh, excuse me, miss...am I in Arkansas?"
She smiled, held out her hand to him, "And he's got a sense of humor too. Thinks we're Arkansas trailer trash."
"Well bring him on in, Missy."
There was barely enough room for both of them to walk down the hallway to the end of the trailer and the woman's bedroom.
Missy or Pumpkin (It was actually Melissa) managed to insinuate herself between the man and the wall, making the most contact she possibly could with him.
He started to feel lightheaded from the combination of her warm, soft body pushing against him and her smell of sweat and what he recognized as "FDS" feminine hygiene spray.
She opened the door and motioned him in.
In a mock whisper, she said, "You get tired of fuckin' my old slut of a mother you come and get me." She winked, leered and blew him an exaggerated kiss before she shut the door behind him.