David Moreno finds things becoming surreal as a relic of antiquity collides with his everyday life. He finally figures out what is going on and tries to turn the tables. But watch out ...
See No Evil: Contains sexually explicit and politically incorrect material. If you shouldn't be reading this, or if it might offend you, simply stop now.
Legalese: All actors and actresses are over the age of consent. Proof of age is on file. Any similarity of any character, event or place to any actual person, event or place, is purely coincidental. This is all fantasy, and the actors are all professionals -- do not try any of this at home.
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Author's Rambling: This story comes in two parts, a yin swing and a yang swing -- the acolyte at the beginning of the tale will tell you that this is the way of the universe.
Live well!
10. Circumstantial Horniness
David stood there, holding the monkey's penis, having supposedly been told all of its secrets. but he just felt bewildered.
And he shouldn't. He held in his hand the greatest sexual tool in the known universe. The things it could do! Why lose sleep over how it did them?
First things first. He held up the penis -- the monkey's, not his. "Mom, these other two have used you more than enough, Katie trying to humiliate you and Paul trying to molest you -- at least in the other world." His brow furrowed. "The, uhm, one that would have happened if Katie hadn't shown up at his door. Or whatever."
He pressed the penis forward with renewed determination. "Anyway. Let Mom be restored back to innocence with no lingering harm from what these two have done." He thought a second: he intended to have some fun with Katie and maybe with a few cheerleaders over the next couple days. "And let her be okay with sex. It's a natural thing, Mom."
He turned to Paul. "Sorry about this, Paul. But, then, after you described what you WOULD have done to my mom if you'd gotten the chance, I don't feel TOO sorry. Let Paul stay here on the floor, a pitiful human toad, so that he can't go out and blab about the penis while I'm still having fun with it."
He turned to his girlfriend. "Katie. What can I say? Horny sexpot."
"And me. Let my cock stay this huge, with cum that makes women melt. But let my mom be immune to that last bit." He didn't want a repeat of her earlier performance! "And if Katie didn't wish it already, give me great stamina."
He nodded. "That about does it for now. Mom, Paul's going to sleep over on the floor tonight."
"That's good, dear."
"And Katie ... let's go fuck."
"Oh, goodie!" she clapped her hands.
"You kids have a good night," Lydia smiled. "Would you like me to make you any hot chocolate before I turn in?"
"I think," David grinned at his girlfriend, "that we're going to be a little too busy for that, Mom."
"Sleep tight, then. And have good sex."
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The rest of the night involved lots of rhythmic motions and bodily fluids for David and Katie.
The next morning, David's entire room had a light coating of splattered jism, and Katie was rutting along the length of his hard-again cock.
There was a knock at his door, which opened to his mother's smiling face. "Rise and shine, you two. Oop. I see that David has already risen and little Katie is shining along its length." She glanced around the room at the goo-lined ceiling and walls. "My, David! What a copious semen producer you've been! I'm going to have to get a sponge and bucket in here and mop. Well, you two finish up and come on out to breakfast. You don't get any nutrition eating each other out, you know." She stepped back out.
Half an hour later, there was another knock and Lydia re-entered. Katie was humping her son's leg, running her hands up and down the length of his hard-on. "Come on, you two. You're going to fuck the day away."
Katie looked tiredly at her to see that she wore an apron and was carrying a bucket and sponge. "It's June Cleaver," she looked back at David. "You gonna cleave her beaver?"
"Katie?! That's my mom you're talking about!"
"Sorry." She started running her hands over his rod again. "Just give me some more goo!"
"Ah, ah," Lydia said, walking over and wetting the sponge in the bucket. "I need to wipe that off, Katie. If your pussy juices stay on it too long, it will irritate the skin." She tapped the younger girl's hands to shoo them off her son's pecker.
"Mrs Moreno! I'm busy USING that!"
"Well, you can just pause a moment while I clean it." She wiped off her son's hard-on with the sponge while Katie crossed her arms and frowned.
"There now. That will even FEEL cleaner."
"David! I don't like her in the room when I'm HUMPING you!"
"Mom, could you give us a few more minutes of privacy, please?"
"Yes, dear," she picked up her bucket. "But you two need to come out and eat something."
Two hours later, there was another knock, and Lydia entered again. "Are you two lusty kids still humping? Well, I ran to the foodstore and I've fixed some oysters and eggs for brunch. Gotta keep up your protein intake if you're going to hump all day long." She bent over to wipe a semen glob off the floor with her fingers.
"Oooh!" Katie growled that her pleasure ride was being interrupted again. She grabbed David's cannon, roughly aimed it, then pulled back on the skin to fire it.
Blat! Mrs Moreno caught the discharge on the top of her head. She stood back up smiling and wagging her finger. "You kids ...," she grinned. "Here, I brought Katie something to tide her cunt through brunch." She pulled a neon pink tube out of her apron and held it forward. Twisting the bottom started it vibrating. "You can stuff it up your puss, and it should keep you purring through the meal." She stepped over to the younger woman and helped her insert it up her hole.
"Oo-o-oh," Katie shivered.
"Did you buy that when you went out, Mom? I didn't wish for any vibrators to appear in the house."
"Oh, no, silly. I've had the Pink Bandit for years. I just could never tell you about him. Since sex wasn't ...," she shrugged and lowered her voice to a whisper, "you know, okay."
David's astonishment showed in the dumb look he got on his face.
"Sweetie, you're re-inflating already."
"Sorry, Mom."
Lydia shook her head. "Well, you HAVE to come eat something." She gripped the skin firmly and stroked back and forth a few times.
"Oooh! Oh!" Blat!
"Now think about your grandmother until you're done eating." Kate was distracted by the pink hummer between her legs, so Lydia took her by the wrist and led the two children out to the kitchen table, then served three plates of oysters and eggs, taking a seat across from her son to eat with the two lustbirds.
"C'mon, Katie, eat," Lydia told the distracted girl a couple minutes later. Numbly, Katie began slowly pouring oysters down her throat.
"Well, I had the nicest surprise last night," Lydia smiled between oysters. "I'm a virgin again."
David sprayed the table with the oyster that had been in his mouth.
"Yep," she giggled at her son's reaction. "I got my cherry back. You asked for me to have my innocence restored. Let me tell you, it makes a girl feel all fresh and clean when that happens!" She poured another oyster in her mouth, then shook the empty shell at her son. "Now if you could just bottle that in a douche ...! One rinse and you have your maidenhead back, just like Aphrodite." She took a sip of water, then frowned as she felt something between her legs. "David?! Is that you?!"
"Sorry, Mom," he blushed darkly.
"Does it ...," she frowned, "Does it get you all hard talking about your mother's cherry? Ooh!" She wriggled her hips as the cockhead at her pelvis grew, pushing forward six inches. "I guess it DOES!"
"I'm sorry, Mom! I'll-- "
She grabbed the head to keep it from leaving. "It's okay. I don't mind. It's just weird to think that my own son could hump me from all the way across the table. I mean ... you're just so HUGE, David! Oooh!" She smiled. "And getting huger as I talk!"
"How-- how in the world did you find out? About the-- uhm-- that you're-- "
