My name is Max. Well, not my real name of course, but it'll do. Like a lot of guys, I decided to go to a community college first before jumping into the university life. I kept my part time job to earn a few bucks and stayed home. My college schedule was mostly early mornings and one evening class. I did all right with classes, met some new friends and generally had a good time.
One evening I came home after one of my classes, grabbed a beer out of the fridge and sat down at the kitchen table to relax for a few minutes. As I sat there, I noticed a sheet of paper taped to one of the cabinets. It said.
THE MIXER
MOMS AND SONS WELCOME
When Mom and Dad came in I helped with the groceries and sat back down to finish my beer. Dad went into the den and Mom finished putting things away.
"I remember the mixers we had when I was in school." Mom said pointing to the sheet on the cabinet. "Might be fun. Wanna go?" Mom asked.
"Mom. You'd be better off forgetting that notice. It's not the kind of mixer you remember." I said.
"Oh I'm sure things have changed. But I'd like to meet some of your college friends." Mom replied.
"Please Mom. This isn't what you think it is." I said.
I got up and took the 'The Mixer' notice off the cabinet and threw it in the trash. Mom just sat there staring at me. I knew this wasn't over.
Much later that night, Mom knocked on my door. I told her to come in and turned from my desk to look at her.
"Max. What's going on?" Mom asked.
"Mom that's not a mixer, it's 'The Mixer." I said softly.
"So." Was all Mom said.
"It's a sex club." I blurted out.
"The college hosts a sex club?" Mom stated.
"No Mom. The college has nothing to do with it. Everything is done off campus." I started to explain.
"That notice said moms and sons. You mean moms and sons meet for sex?" Mom asked.