The primary characters:
Maria Correlli, a 40'ish voluptuous housewife
Max Winslow: a 23 year-old son, back from deployment.
Flossie Winslow: Max's 48 year-old mother
Harry Winslow: Flossie's 52 year-old husband
Millie Johnson: the minister's wife
Chapter 1
While Max's buddies were deciding on a choice of college, Max's choices were limited. Most colleges were four years, and you don't get to meet a lot of women. Not the kind of women Max liked. Fleshy women like his mom. Women with a big soft bottom, and broad hams.
Having good intentions, Max planned to get an education, but with as little effort as possible. He didn't have wealthy parents, he wasn't especially bright, and he really didn't want to go to a 4-year college. His father, Harry, barely made it through high school, and as usual Harry was preoccupied with his own business. He was an auto mechanic, and what he couldn't repair he referred to the dealer. Putting it simply, Max and his father were not close. They didn't go fishing together, or go hiking together, or go to ballgames together. Harry looked at Max with envy, thinking back to when he himself was a young stud. He could ride a woman all night long. And Flossie remembered those days when she had to limp to make it to the bathroom.
To make matters worse, Max was a good looking guy, ex-military, and had a massive dick. If you want to talk about penis envy, that in itself pissed Harry off!
Max spent some time in the Middle East. He was a rifleman. In the military these people are called cannon fodder and many of the guys were lucky to come back alive. He was literate, meaning he could read and write. He could shuffle to music, and keep cadence, but he didn't know how to dance.
Flossie, Max's mom, was a housewife, a woman who could have been an artist's model, but spent lots of time in front of her bedroom mirror, fingering himself. She had black hair, porcelain skin, and blue eyes that could look right through you. She posed fully dressed except she didn't wear panties. It made her look cheap and whorish and that turned her on. She wanted to be her husband's whore but Harry these days never lasted long enough in the saddle, and she ended up being frustrated. Her private parts were covered by a forest of curly black hair, and that -- in a past life -- used to fascinate her husband. He loved her wearing thigh highs and a garter belt when they had sex. But these days Harry wasn't the lover he used to be.
Flossie wasn't a housewife from the old school. She didn't bake cookies, she didn't stay home and watch daytime soaps all day, and she didn't join book clubs. She was a modern woman, and like most modern women she spent much of her time finding new ways to get herself off. You could call her liberal minded. She hooked up with other women, had a fling or two, and had advanced to the stage where she had the hots for her handsome son, Max.
***
There was a slight drizzle that Saturday afternoon, when a hearse pulled up outside the St Thomas Episcopal church, to take the deceased home to his permanent resting place. To a crematorium at the funeral home. The body was ready, cleanly shaved, dressed in a dark blue suit, a Brooks Brothers white shirt and a flower print tie. Flossie felt her husband was in no position to protest, for if Harry had his way, he'd be wearing an old flannel shirt and grease covered overalls.
Harry wasn't a romantic guy, he was only 52 years old, and he rarely had sex with Flossie. Bone shattering fucking, not a quickie, She was always frustrated because she wasn't ready, her pussy was ice cold, but Harry felt he was giving her a good screwing, his being red faced and almost out of wind.
People would certainly be impressed and most of his friends would wonder who the guy in the coffin was, because Harry, in his former life, looked more like a prophet with a full grey beard. He was still a young man, only fifty two, when he caught Flossie in bed fucking his accountant. Harry suffered a massive coronary, and collapsed on the spot. He had surprised his wife, hoping to take her to dinner. She was moaning and hysterical, yelling "I'm commmming!!!!!" but it was too late. Harry was already gone.
Chapter 2
It wasn't until Max attended his father's funeral that his career choice suddenly hit him. His mother was leaning over the coffin, her big behind a few feet from his nose, and smelling of lilac water, and this captured his attention. She had worn a thin black mourning dress which clearly outlined her bottom cheeks, stretched tight enough that he could palm her behind while he consoled his mother in her hour of grief. She was sobbing -- Harry was gone -- and she was glad he was dead.
Max and his father were not close. Flossie often complained to Max about Harry, because she felt Max was old enough to understand about her needs. She told Max she wished she had a real man in bed, a guy with a big dick and who knew how to use it. In so many words, she was telling Max she was available, and to emphasize her point she wore tight fitting clothes, showing a lot of thigh, and wore bright red lipstick at home. And she giggled a lot.
Young men transition into manhood. It's gradual, and sometimes takes years. Having a big dick, and whacking off 3-4 times a day to some girly magazine is not something a real man does. Appreciating the curves of a woman's body, a live woman, is a step in the right direction. But understanding what a woman wants, whether it's just a hug, or a good fuck, that's something a man understands. She lets you know in subtle ways. She will let you know when she's ready. And a real man can sense those overtures. She might blow in your ear, pat your fanny, or tickle your palm. She can tell when you're hard without looking at it. She isn't coarse and won't say dumb things like "I want to suck your dick!" Even in heat, she will attempt to be lady-like.
***
Since his return to civilian life, Max needed a job. Max had to fend for himself so he forced himself to go to the public library. Research was not his strong point. He wasn't at home there, because there were students with laptops; students were young, and looked intelligent. Most wore glasses, horn rims, and even seniors --their glasses supported by the bridge of their noses
-- were asleep in their world of numbness -- appeared to be without a care in the world.
Max looked here and there for fleshy middle aged women, but found none. He checked the reference desk, the video library, fiction, and paperbacks. In desperation he stumbled into 'careers' and he mindlessly flipped through job openings. Sort of, where the field was growing, not so much where the better paying jobs were. Engineers needed degrees, doctors needed advanced degrees, and he worked his way down the list to sanitation engineers (garbage collectors) and dish washers. Not much prestige in those jobs, he wanted prestige! What he did find was, no special requirement existed for working funerals, and not even a high school diploma! From here on, when asked by banks -- to get a credit card -- what he did for a living, he proudly told them he was an associate funeral director This increased his self confidence, because without a credit card he'd have to beg his mother for mother for a few bucks.
Everyone needs a self image, isn't it so? No one will ever admit he's a zero. The reader should not assume Max works with corpses, for that will only lead you off course. Max would never consider fucking a corpse, and we'll leave it at that.
Chapter 3
Not surprisingly, in his spare time, Max considered himself a lover. He had a penis that was almost 10 inches long, an uncircumcised cock. And when you have a penis that large you'd be silly to consider yourself other than a lover. He regarded his shaft as a weapon, not a willy. He correctly assumed that any woman who saw it was his for the taking. Like plucking apples off a tree. The pussy was 'ready on the firing line'.
To assuage his conscience, Max attempted to go to college, the one close to his home. It was a community college that doled out 2-year degrees as consolation prizes for applicants with low SAT scores. He read the brochures and the application. The idea of his writing an essay floored him. The only thing he'd ever written was a limerick on the men's room wall. He could apply
on- line, but he didn't own a computer. His mother owned a laptop but she told him, "Don't touch my computer!" Whatever -- he didn't even know the password!
***
It was only a week before his untimely passing that Harry and Flossie were in bed together and Harry was feeling amorous.
"Blow me a little," he said, squeezing her tit until he could feel the salmon-colored nipple grow hard in his fingers.
"Don't talk so dirty," she said. She ran her fingers lightly over his freckled shoulders.
"I want to fuck you. I'm in the mood for love," he intoned using the lyrics from a song popular in the 30's. Harry couldn't carry a tune but he hoped she wouldn't care.