I didn't plan any of this, I swear. Well it started with me I'm Yvonne, pleased to meet you, just doing the ironing on a Sunday afternoon. I'd put it off and now I had this mountain to get through and I was just in the middle of one of my daughter's skirts (her? Queen of the Scorch Mark? No, safer I did it)when my nineteen year old son Dean came out from his bedroom.
I looked up and smiled at him thinking what a handsome young man he was turning into. He gave me a smile but he was on some sort of mission. Well men always are, aren't they, bless 'em.
"Um Mom," he started.
"Yeah Hon?"
"Um you know my project?"
The one for the photography Diploma I had paid fifteen hundred dollars for him to enroll in? That one? The one he wasn't doing very well in because I'd looked on the page when he had left it open on his lap top? That one? Yes, knew it well.
'Oh, um yes I think so," I lied.
"Well my model has cancelled on me and..."
"Why?"
"Oh her boy friend decided he wasn't really comfortable with her posing so she says he won't let her do it."
I had a quiet chuckle to myself, Mary's boyfriend was a blob while my son was now quite the hunk, yeah, wise move buddy I thought feeling it was another victory for our bloodlines.
"So you need another model, huh? So when is the assignment due in, a few weeks I guess?"
"Monday."
"Monday? Which Monday?"
"Tomorrow Monday," he looked away as he said it.
"Tomorrow? The little Madam cancelled the day before the assignment was due? She strung you along all this time and now she cancels? That's unbe-"
"No," he interrupted ,sounding so embarrassed," she cancelled, um two weeks ago."
"Oh honey! Why didn't you say something, we could have got another girl to model, its only bikini shots isn't it?"
"Well, sort of," he replied and looked away again.
"How exactly is it sort of," I asked, knowing he was hiding something from his dear old Mom.
"Well it sort of went to bikini but kind of on from there."
He was looking away now and his profile so reminded me of his uncle, my older brother who I had finally gotten to fuck when I was twenty five.
We were both silent when he finally spoke,
'I don't suppose there's any chance that you might, you know..."
"Oh honey if I had a decent body sure but look," and I waved him over. He came to stand by me and I lifted my tee shirt and pulled up my bra.
"Look, see here?" and I pointed to the crease under my boobs, "see the wrinkles and here" I pointed to the sag in my breasts near the nipple,"I've got forty year old 'had children and breast fed' boobs hon. Hey I'm glad my boobs are like this, I gave them for my children who, let me tell ya, I adore but who would want to see these?"
He was transfixed by my boobs and I held my tee shirt up enjoying his attention. As he looked I could feel my nipples starting to harden. He saw them too and looked up at my face.
'Oh look, darn things getting hard ," I commented in as matter of fact a way as I could,"must be the cool air getting on them."
"Must be, hey look I'm sure, you know as long as I submit something, like OK there's wrinkles but they're not that noticeable."
"Oh honey I'm flattered but hey look at my ass, its not a model's ass, look."
And I pulled my track pants down leaving my butt covered by my full size cotton panties. I slapped my butt and asked him who would want to look at that?
Apparently he would because he stood looking at my cotton covered butt for about twenty seconds. I pulled my track pants up and my bra and tee shirt down.
"Oh look Honey, oh ,you're in a bind oh,OK I'll do it."
His face lit up and he gave his Mom a hug.
"The light out back is really good now,if we-"
"Woa tiger, no way am I getting photographed like this.In my track pants and my 'comfortable Nanna knickers? Look give me ten minutes and I'll get showered and do some womanly things you don't need to worry you handsome little head about and I'll see you out here. OK, be as quick as I can."
He was starting to stress but he nodded and as he looked away I checked out his shorts, sure enough there was the bulge; so he was getting turned on by his Mom.
I unplugged the iron, made a mental note of what absolutely had to be ironed that day and went down the hall to my daughter's room. I knocked and went in.
"Hi," I said.
"Hi? What's going on?"
"What do you mean what's going on? Nothing, other than Dean just asked me to pose for him for his assignment."
"You're not going to? My God Mother! Do you know how old you are? Oh shit, sorry."
I had given her a "you've crossed the line" look we mothers are qualified to give.
"I don't give a toss about the course, he was getting a hard on while I was showing him my boobs and-"
"Showing him your what!"
"My boobs, saying no one would want to look at them..."
"Did he?"
"Riveted."
"No way. Really?"
Really. I pulled my track pants down-"
"Just the pants?"
"Yes dear, just the pants but he stared at my butt for ages and he had that look, you know the one they get when their poor little minds are working overtime?"
She laughed and nodded.