David sat around with his friends drinking beer and thinking about his sister Kat. More than one of the guys had brought up how mature she was looking. She was progressing into "GIRLS I'M GONNA FUCK TERRITORY, instead of, GIRLS I WANT TO FUCK, BUT MY BUDDY WOULD KILL ME TERRITORY". Basically, she was too good to pass up and David was beginning to think they were all right.
He'd gotten a pretty good look at her today and she was irresistible. Hell, even his old man's fuckstick didn't stand a chance against her fuckable body. Although, slightly shocked, he couldn't blame his Dad for realizing what a great piece of eye candy Katrina is. He really wanted to get her on her back and shove his cock between those two bouncing cock warmers she called breasts. He wanted to feed her his cock inch by inch and watch her gag on it.
David could only imagine what she would look like with a good size cock stuffing her tiny beaver. He bet she'd squirm and beg and plead for release just like all the sluts. The only difference would be he would have complete access to her, at least while he was home. He could fuck her whenever he wanted. She would love having her box stuffed with some good homegrown fuckmeat.
The rec room Jim "Goofball" Watters invited his buddies to hang out in was a big space. It was filled with two old coaches, a washer and dryer, a big television and two cardt ables. The card tables were currently holding up thirty bottles of empty beer. A small cooler sat nearby, chilling the rest of the liquor and he had plenty of dope taped to the bottom of one of the sofas. He didn't live at home anymore than the rest of the gang did, but it was Christmas holidays and they had lots of laundry for their mothers to fuss with.
"OK, OK, I got a good one everybody. A little boy asks his mum, "Why am I black and you are white?" "Don't even ask" she replied. When I think back to that party you're lucky you don't bark!" Jimmy laughed and yelled, "Get it, get it! She fucked a dog!" Two sheets to the wind and red-eyed, the guys hooted and hollered good-naturedly back.
"Hey D, tell a joke!" Jim hollered. David grinned and waved his hand in the air, "Nah, nah, I don't remember any."
"C'mon! Tell one," Jim insisted thumping him on the back. His beer bottle narrowly misses the back of David's head. Jimmy is your basic garden variety jackass that every guy knows and loves and every girlfriend wants to smack.
"OK you idiot. Sit down before you fall down! Gimme a minute. OK, I remember it. A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Protestant Minister are on a cruise. Suddenly the boat begins to sink. The Protestant Minister yells, "Abandon ship! Women and children first!" The Rabbi says, "Screw the children." The Priest then replies, "Do we have time for that?"
Everybody roared, even his friend Mathew, who happened to be Catholic. Thank goodness some people can take a joke.
"You know who I'd like to screw?" Robert, the big, black, college footballer of the group, commented. "D's sister Katrina. Now she'd be a good fuck, no offense Davie," he smirked at his longtime buddy.
"None taken," Davie grinned back, taking another slug of his bottle.
"Yeah, she's little but she's got great tits! You ever seen her naked Davie?" Joe, the runt of the group asked. Joe was currently a Chemistry major on his way to a teaching job he hoped would bring him in contact with a lot of nubile young teenagers. He was a self-professed pervert and proud of it.
