John stood in front of the bathroom sink, his panties around his ankles, holding his buns open. His girlfriend, Lily, was on her knees behind him.
"Almost done, babe." She said, holding a razor in her hand.
"I really appreciate you helping me." John told her. "I'm still not great at shaving back there."
"My pleasure!"
Lily carefully ran the razor down John's left cheek, right next to his crack and hole. Wiping off the shaving cream and hairs from razor on a washcloth, she then did the same to his inner right buttock.
"Besides, we can't just leave you with a smooth front and a hairy thicket in the back." Lily explained with a giggle. "Buttholes are sexier when they're smooth, in my opinion. More inviting."
"I won't argue that." John said.
"I think even straight guys should keep their ass shaved. Plenty of girls enjoy giving rimjobs, and a hairless hole is just so much more appetizing." Lily added. "But especially in your case, babe. A nice, smooth entrance will have all the cocks standing at attention."
"You're too kind."
Lily delicately and carefully swiped around John's pucker. When she was satisfied with her work, she wiped any leftover shaving cream from his crack and buns with the washcloth. She then leaned in, giving John an extended, passionate kiss directly on his freshly shaven rosebud.
"All set, babe." Lily announced, getting to her feet. "Hopefully you get the chance to show off my work to some guys at the bar later."
"That'd be really hot." John said. "Do think that might actually be a possibility?"
"Absolutely!" Lily assured him. "I've had so much sex with random dudes at bars over the years. I'm not saying it's a guarantee, but I think you have a decent shot of hooking up with some cute guy."
John bent down, grabbing and pulling up his pink bikini panties. He then went with Lily back to his bedroom to finish getting dressed.
John rounded out his attire with a pair of cargo shorts and a black shirt. Lily was wearing a white tanktop that showed off both her midriff as well as the waistband of her white thong she had on beneath her denim cutoff shorts.
"You look super fuckable." John told his girlfriend.
Lily grinned. "So do you, babe."
They embraced in a quick kiss and then headed out of the room. As they walked through the living room, they ran into John's mother, Jasmine, seated on the couch.
"Heading out?" Jasmine asked.
"Yep!" John replied. "Lily helped me out by shaving my ass for me and now we're going to head out to the gay bar for some drinks."
"Oh that sounds fun." Jasmine added. "Be safe, have fun, and good luck!"
"Thanks, mom."
***
John and Lily had made it to the gay bar - Rose Buds - and were seated at a table enjoying their first round of cosmopolitans together.
There was a decent turnout, but not overly crowded. John was surprised that there were actually a few other girls there, but the patrons were heavily male, as was to be expected.
John and Lily each took a sip of their drink, nearly finishing them off. Just about that time, the bartender set down a second round in front of them.
"Oh, we actually hadn't ordered another round yet." Lily tried to explain.
"Compliments of the gentleman at the bar." The bartender replied, walking away.
John and Lily looked to the bar, where a cute guy with a nice physique smiled and waved. He was wearing blue jeans and had his white shirt tucked in as he approached their table, beer in hand. They finished off their first round just as the man reached the table.
"My name's Dylan." The man said, reaching his hand out.
John shook his hand, followed by Lily shaking his hand.
"I'm John." He said. "This is my girlfriend, Lily."
"Mind if I have a seat?" Dylan asked.
"Not at all." John answered.
Dylan set his beer down and took a seat at the table with the couple. John and Lily each took a sip of their new cosmopolitan drinks.
"I haven't seen you two in any bars around town." Dylan told them.
"I just turned 21." John explained. "This is my first time in a bar."
"Interesting that you chose a gay bar." Dylan noted, taking a swig of his beer. "Seeing as how you're boyfriend and girlfriend."
"We're both happily bisexual." Lily said with a smile. "And we both enjoy a pretty kinky lifestyle."
"Oh really?" Dylan added. "Now that's an intriguing tidbit. I wasn't having much luck this evening. I was pretty close to just heading home and being content jerking off, but then I saw you two come in and I felt compelled to introduce myself."
"We appreciate the drinks." John said.
"My pleasure." Dylan told him. "I'd love to hear more about this... kinky lifestyle... your girlfriend mentioned."
"I probably shouldn't say this at this point. And maybe it's the alcohol talking." John began. "But I don't feel like beating around the bush. I have two wonderful parents and an older sister. And I'm not ashamed to admit that I enjoy having sex with all of them."
"Wow." Dylan reacted. "That sounds pretty fucking hot!"
"It's very hot." Lily told their new friend. "And we enjoy sharing a lot more than just his family. It's why we're so compatible."
"How about you?" John asked. "Any fun fetishes?"
"I guess technically I'm bisexual too." Dylan said. "I've had sex with a few women, and it was certainly fun, but I've definitely had sex with way more dudes. Likewise, I prefer to be the top. I don't mind receiving from time to time, but it's rare."
John laughed as he took a sip of his beverage.
"You sound like my dad." John told him. "99% of the time I'm taking his cock in my ass. But one of my presents for my 21st birthday was finally getting to fuck his butt for once. It was amazing. I have to admit I'm on the other side as you though. Generally speaking, if I'm going to have sex with a guy, I prefer to be on the receiving end."
"Your dad sounds awesome." Dylan said, taking another gulp of beer. "What's the biggest dick you've taken?"
"Eleven inches."
"Oh fuck!" Dylan exclaimed. "Really?"
"I can vouch for him." Lily added with a smile. "I watched him take every single inch of that penis."
"That's impressive. Very impressive." Dylan added. "It's also really cool that your girlfriend is onboard for you having sex with men."
"Like I said, we have similar tastes." Lily repeated. "We both love sex. I like cock, he likes cock. He likes pussy, I like pussy."
Dylan finished off his beer, setting the empty bottle on the table.
"I need a refill, but I think I'll take a piss first." Dylan told them. "Feel like joining me, John?"
"Oh that's ok. I don't need to go right now."