Author's Note -In my story, '
That's What Daughters are For
,' I introduced the Anders family. The family has a legacy of father-daughter incest that stretches back to the Civil War. I revisited this family with Cassidy and her father Marin, in '
A Simple Foolproof Plan
.' This story is a prequel, an origin story if you will, about how that family's legacy came to be.
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Humans cannot comprehend the language of the Celestial. Even their names are utterly incomprehensible. Celestials have allowed humans to utilize crude approximations of their names. One Being long ago implanted the idea into human comprehension that His name was simply, "God." It caused Him no end of delight when the humans quickly decided that "God" was not only His name but a title that could be used to describe any Celestial. This was something He teased the other Celestials about at every gathering.
"Welcome, fellow gods," he'd proclaim grandly as they made their entrances.
They would all roll their eyes at his glee. Once Zeus had retorted, "What's wrong with 'Fellow Celestials or 'fellow Zeuses'?"
"That doesn't roll of the tongue like "God's," He cracked back. However other Celestials agreed it was a simple yet descriptive term.
But today wasn't a gathering. Today was just another day and He was spending time with his favorite brother, Satan, who incidentally hated that name! He tolerated 'Satan' until He took a page out of God's book and simply implanted the name 'Lucifer' into human consciousness. Lucifer and God were brothers, Sons of Gaia, Eternals present at the beginning of time. The universe we know and exist within was created by them, together. There are other realities, other universes, created by different Celestials. All of them exist under the watchful eye of Gaia, Mother of All Creation.
"Lucifer! Welcome!" said God as His Brother appeared into His Presence. "Back from Earth, I see. How's everything down in the land of mortals?"
"Everything is progressing well. In fact, they're starting a war soon, so their numbers are about to go up again."
"I really dislike War," God complained. "Sometimes the conflict gets so hateful, you know?"
"Well, you created it," said Lucifer matter-of-factly. "You could end it with a thought."
"I only created war because
your
system for creating souls requires that new souls can only be made by recombining existing ones, to make more souls," said God, defensively.
"Hey!" snapped Lucifer. "First of all, that's not my system. It's the Universe's system. It's Gaia's system, and she made it one of the few Laws we can't bend or manipulate. And second, just because growing their numbers requires their death and recombination is no excuse for you to only use war as a means to cull them. Plague and natural disasters work just fine without all the acrimony!"
"Yeah, but I can't stand the smell," He complained.
"A battlefield doesn't smell any better. Plus it's not like you ever go down there."
"I go down there! I was just there a couple of days ago. I had to rescue that Angel who got himself nailed to a log or something."
"A couple of days?! To them that was
centuries
ago! Do you know how many of them have lived and died since then? And while we're at it, what was up with that Jesus anyway? You know that Angel was claiming to be both you and your son, right? I find it hard to believe that you were okay with that! He was down there whipping up religion left and right. You know, that's what a lot of their wars are about now... religion!"
God just smirked knowingly. "Yeah, that worked out unexpectedly well."
"You asshole!" said Lucifer. "You know, this is patently unfair! Every bad thing in their lives comes from You. War... disease... famine... natural disasters... even the pain of childbirth, that's all you! And every good thing in their miserable existence is a present from me! Yet somehow, they worship you and call me the evil one! How did that happen?"
"What good things did you ever give them?" asked God.
"Desire, love, a little something called 'Fun', which you know nothing about. I gave them ambition, curiosity, creativity, and the never-ending desire to grow and improve. I gave them science as well as art and music. I even gave them the concept of Beauty.
"Plus, I gave them their favorite thing... sex. SEX! They LOVE that! It's so good that even we Celestials adopted it for our own pleasure! Then, when they're blessed with one of the orgasms, which I also created, the little cretins call out YOUR name! So yeah, I gave them plenty!" Lucifer was growing visibly agitated. On earth, a volcano erupted killing hundreds} of humans. By the time He calmed down moments later, the next year, there was no summer anywhere on earth.
God admitted, "You're right, you're right. But Lu, they need that. They simply can't comprehend the concept of good without the accompanying evil, so the part you play is important. And it is appreciated."
"Thanks," said Lucifer. "I know. But sometimes it's just annoying."
God glanced down to earth and said, "Good. Now fix their weather. Give them their summer back."
With a thought, Lucifer corrected the seasons.
God grabbed a couple of suns to snack on. "So what's this new war about? More religious nonsense?"
"No, this one's about skin color," said Lucifer as he bit into a sun from the bowl. He made a face and said, "Ooh! These are NOT ripe at all!" Celestials often kept a bowl of stars and suns available for snacking. Lucifer liked them best just before they went supernova. God preferred them while still yellow or white.
"Skin color? What do you mean?"
"One group with light colored skin wants to continue to own another group with darker skin and make them do all the work while they reap all the benefits. A lot of humans think that's wrong, but this one group of humans are pretty dug in on the idea. The war will start in two of their years.
God scoffed. "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life! Skin color! They're all the same inside! I just gave them some different shading on the outside! I knew it was a bad idea to give them variety! They should have all been one color!"
"Like the dinosaurs?" said Lucifer, barely suppressing a grin. He knew that those dinosaurs were his brother's sore spot. And for good reason.
God tossed an under-ripe star at Lucifer's head. It missed and spun off into the heavens, eventually creating a new star system. "I told you Beelzeboobie..." Lucifer ignored the insult. "Never to mention those stupid, scaly, feathery, tiny-brained monstrosities to me! I gave them whole celestial years, MILLIONS of their years, to evolve and all they wanted to do was kill and eat each other! Not one tiny bit of development! No language, no math, not even the merest
idea
of civilization, nothing, after eons on the nicest planet in our universe! I hate 'em! That meteor was too good for them!"
By now Lucifer was rolling in laughter. God realized His favorite brother had successfully baited him again. "Asshole," He muttered. "Hang on... I'm getting a really heartfelt prayer." God nodded and instantly before them was a simple cabin. He blinked again and it was as if they were inside and could see everything. There was a small room with only a bed and a table, lit by a single candle. In the bed was a strikingly pretty young woman. There was a young man of 18 or so, kneeling in prayer beside the bed.
"Dear Lord," he began. "Thank you, Lord, for letting us get this far on our journey. It's been through your grace that we've made it this far. Through your grace, we have plenty to eat and a roof over our heads, so I'm not asking for things, Lord. But my Martha is sick, and she's so young, and our baby Mabel needs her mama. Please, Lord, don't take her from me. Please help her get better. Amen."
God was touched. It wasn't so much the words of that simple prayer, but the emotion, the sheer faith that the Celestials could both feel emanating from the man and that tiny little cabin. God waved his hand, and they could both see an image of the young woman not in the bed. She was absolutely gorgeous.
God looked at his brother and said, "Oh no, Luci. She's going to have to die."