They say the first taste is with the eye. If that's the case then the pie on the kitchen counter wouldn't be winning any awards. The churned-up filling was a mess. Dani had to concede that it tasted a lot better than it looked as she swirled another spoonful of the mysterious creampie around her mouth. There was something about it that she couldn't put her finger on. A salty, bitter taste that the college cheerleader might have recognised if she'd got past first base with any of the eager football squad. A taste that would remain a mystery until marriage, she hoped. A taste that was growing on her with every mouthful. The thick, musky taste of cum.
"I need the recipe," Dani begged her mother, Astrid, "the church bake-off is next week and it's time that harlot Beckie Metherson gets beaten."
"Dani!"
"It's true, Mom," Dani's 18 year old sister, Lily, quipped, "everyone knows she's blowing Father Damien."
"Lily!"
Lily had taken after their mother in all the ways Dani had not, inheriting Astrid's wide hips and full breasts that made all the boys, and most of the girls, lose their pages in choir practice. Dani had often looked at her tall, lean reflection in the mirror and wished she had some of her sister's curves.
"And Sister Margret." Dani's twin brother added.
"Mike!"
"You have to tell me the recipe. Please!"
"It's no great secret, it's just an old family recipe, a run-of-the-mill creampie."
The gloopy liquid running down the shower wall in the Jack-and-Jill bathroom that Dani shared with Mike looked suspiciously like the creampie filling. It kind of smelled like it too. Dani ran two fingers through the mess and scooped it her mouth.
"Tastes like it too," she thought as she swallowed it.
Intenser, saltier, but definitely the same flavour. Maybe this was the secret ingredient whose existence her mother so vehemently denied.
Dani took another pass at it, wracking her memory for where she might have tasted it before and pondering how it ended up here, on the shower wall. She squatted down for a closer look. There was a lot of it, like someone had spilt a mug-full of the stuff. The smell was overpowering and Dani started salivating. Whatever it was, she liked it. A lot.
Dani tentatively licked the slop from the wall, not stopping until every drop was in her stomach. Dani knew the only chance of serving up a slice of just desserts to Beckie was to find the source of this mysterious elixir and she knew where to look first. Wrapping a towel around her lithe body, she opened the door to her brother's adjoining bedroom.
"Mike..."
Dani stopped short. Lying on his bed, Mike was frantically stroking his thing beneath his sheets. In the moment it took to realise what had happened, Mike crossed the point of no return. Wild-eyed and guilt-ridden, Dani watched as Mike began to shoot rope after rope of the delicious ingredient onto his chest and stomach.
"Coming!" Dani feigned indifference as her brother rushed out of the front door. She listened closely for the sounds of the garage opening, the engine starting, and the car pulling away that meant she would have the house to herself for at least two hours.
She'd spent the hours since this morning desperately trying to erase the vision of her brother ejaculating levels of semen that could only be described as zoological. Unbidden, she pictured Mike's astonished face as it was plastered in repeated ropes of his own thick jizz.
A frantic google of 'creampie' had helped Dani join dots that, frankly, she'd rather had stayed unjoined. The little pervert had been fucking his mother's dessert. Dani couldn't remember seeing anything about that in the bible but she felt fairly certain it wasn't encouraged.
Certain now that the house was empty, Dani opened the kitchen cupboard. One way or another she'd find a way to recreate that taste. As much as Dani hated to admit it, she couldn't get it out of her head.
"What a waste," Dani's knee-jerk response had been as Mike rolled panic-striken off his bed, landing on the shining pool collecting on his chest.
An hour later, cupboards raided, and Dani was resigned to the fact that there's just nothing like it. If Dani wanted to win the bake-off and give Beckie her comeuppance then she was going to have to do as Daniel did. Dani would return to the lion's den.
The biggest problem with developing a taste for your brothers cum, and Dani conceded there were a few, was sourcing the goods.
The shower was suspiciously clean after every use. Mike's bedroom floor was tissue free. Not even an incriminating sock, forgotten in the dark recess beneath his bed. The longer the hunt went on, the more Dani obsessed over the half-forgotten flavour. Dani had all but given in to despair, forsworn the church bake-off, and renounced the star baker title when, out of clean underwear and rushing for college, she opened the shared wash-basket in the jack-and-jill and was hit by that intoxicating scent, that unmistakable odour of her brother's cum. It didn't take long for Dani to discover the offending item; her best underwear, the black lacy ones she wore for recital, drenched in the velvety juice.
The gusset hung obscenely under the weight of the thick load as Dani lifted it out of the basket. Still warm.
Just one taste, before she bottled it up for the bake. That's what Dani told herself. Yet when the door opened Dani was too absorbed in her find to notice. Mike watched as Dani licked the last remnants of his cum, savouring every last drop while she worked on the sudden and irresistible itch between her legs. Dani couldn't explain the connection between the thick taste in her mouth and the intrusive tingling inside her cooch.
Sucking the fabric, Dani slipped a finger in, exploring, and found some relief rubbing the rough patch inside. Closing her eyes, the vision of her filthy big brother surfaced, covering himself in the delicious liquid. So much more of it than she'd found on the shower wall or in her underwear. Mouthfuls of it. Mouthfuls.
Unable to stop the forbidden thoughts and ignoring the growing pressure inside her, she imagined what it would be like to fasten her lips around the source of that nectar, to feel it swell as she was swelling now, and drink it hot, fresh, and wet. Wet. The pressure inside her broke and suddenly the wet was not in her mind but on her hand, on her legs, splashing against the floor. She clenched and her eyes shot open, suddenly alert to the moment and desperate to halt the liquid gushing from between her legs.
That's when she saw Mike, standing open mouthed, watching as his sister squirted for the first time.
"Dani! Mike! Dinner's ready!"
The twins froze. Their mother's footsteps were approaching down the hall. Dani acted on instinct; grabbing Mike's hand she pulled him inside the bathroom and slammed the door to his bedroom at the precise moment their mother opened his bedroom door.
"Mike? Are you in there?"
"What are you doing?!" Mike hissed, face-to-face with his naked sister.
"Tell her you're showering. Using the toilet. Plucking your eyebrows. Just get rid of her!" Dani whispered.
"Be out in a minute," Mike stammered, "I won't be long."
"Boys..." their mother muttered, assuming the worst.
The twins breathed a sigh of relief as they listened to her receding footsteps. It was only then that Dani noticed how close her brother was standing. As one, they looked from where her dripping hand clasped Mike's wrist to the thick protrusion in his shorts, now rubbing against Dani's naked stomach.
They jumped apart, as if electrocuted, Dani reaching for a towel to cover herself.
"It's not what it looks like," Dani babbled, "I can explain..."
"...in short, if I stand any chance of beating Beckie then I need to recreate that recipe."
"What's wrong with Betty Crocker?"
"Mike, I'm being serious!"
"So am I! You can't feed strangers my...ejaculate."
"Funny time to start drawing lines, you didn't seem to have a problem when it was the family dessert you were filling."
"I told you, it was an accident!"
"You accidentally...finished...in mom's pie?"
"Yes. Well, no, that part was on purpose. I saw it in a film. It's supposed to feel like the real thing. But I didn't mean to leave it out. I promise. I was going to clean it up. You can't tell mum."
"Can't I?"
"Not unless you want to explain whatever just happened in here."
"I was...researching."
Mike's eyes lingered on the puddle on the bathroom floor. He felt a twitch in his shorts and tore his eyes away: he could not make this any weirder than it already was.