A giant thanks to my second pair of eyes from Across the Pond, Irfon.
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The house cleared out by nine with all the women heading out to spend as much money as possible. The elder males headed off to fine a rumored vintage steering column or steering wheel. Dillon was a bit too groggy to understand the conversation. He was face down in his bed ten minutes later. The covers had barely settled over him before he was asleep.
Five hours later a repetitive tapping to his head caused his unfocused eyes to open. He saw a blurry Alexis staring down as she sat on the side of the bed. She was making a face at him.
"Open up, Freak Show. It's family meeting time."
Rubbing his eyes, he rolled over to see his parents staring down at him from the foot of the bed. Not really knowing what the looks were for, he grumbled and hid his head under the pillow. His voice came out from under the pillow muffled but filled with exaggerated exasperation.
"Fine. Yes. Alexis and I are having sex. It's been killing me that we couldn't admit it to you. We were planning on running away together, but..."
Alexis gasped loudly and began smacking him as hard as she could on the back. Her palm striking his skin echoed loudly and brought yelps out of him.
His Father's voice boomed in the confines of the small room. "What the hell is wrong with you? Do you make a point to think up the sickest shit you can?"
When Dillon rolled over after the fifth smack to catch Alexis' hand, he saw his Mom fighting back a laugh. Alexis was bright red and scowling at him. Her eyes were filled with panic.
"What? It's love Daddy. The heart wants what the heart wants. Plus, she's got a smoking hot rack. You should she what happens when you tweak her nipples."
Before Dad could respond, Mom's hand covered his open mouth. "Honey, don't you know by now, reacting only encourages your son. Ignore him and maybe he'll go away."
"My son? He's your son. I was trying for a puppy."
"There's an image." Dillon smiled up at Alexis and stuck out his tongue. His eyes flashed relief at his glaring sister. "Mom and Dad doing it doggystyle. Now, I'm back to having nightmares. Pretty sure I just got erectile dysfunction."
Alexis was finally able to let out a nervous laugh. No one was taking his confession seriously. She grabbed the pillow away from him and scooted against the wall with her face half hidden behind the pillow she was clutching to her chest. Mom sat down on the foot of the bed while Dad glared at him with a bemused look on his face.
"We have a question for you two." Mom began as she tried to take control. "Sammy wants to move here and try to find work. She's asked to stay here until she does. We'd like to know what you two think about it."
"Is the little poop mobile part of the deal?" Dillon asked.
"What do you think?" Mom rolled her eyes then added quickly. "No. Don't say what you're thinking. You just shut up. Alexis, would you be okay with that?"
"Yea. I'd have someone nice to talk to for a change. Having Dillon as a sister sucks."
"I don't do that anymore. And I only wore your dress once. I told you it was a Halloween thing. You're just jealous I fill it out better than you do."
"It was August, Freak."
"Quiet." Mom looked at Dad and let out an audible grunt of exasperation. "I blame you for these two."
"Me? What did I do?"
"This is their Jackson trait. You're all disturbed."
"I'm not. It's just Dad and Rick. I'm the only normal one in the family. You did this. You coddled that precious little princess too much."
"Hey." Alexis' face turned shocked.
"Not you, Honey. I'm talking about your sister. He's always been coddled. The one boy of the family and everyone thinks he's so special. I can't prove it, but I'm sure he wet the bed for so long for the attention."
Dillon hung his head as the room filled with laughter at his expense. The small creep of red working up his face made the laughter louder. Moving up to a sitting position, he pulled Alexis across his knee and swatted her ass before he let her snuggle closer.
"I wet the bed once when I was eight. Seriously. You forget your anniversary, but you remember that."
Dillon smiled when Mom swatted Dad's leg and glared at him. It was a subdued glare. More like a warning to never ever forget again. Happy the focus was off him, he let his hand snake around Alexis' back to caress a bit of skin above her pant line. She shot him her best behave look and squirmed closer as subtly as she could.
"All right." Mom finally got control of the meeting. "Do we say yes to Sammy or no?"
"Yes." Alexis answered quickly. She was looking at Dillon with a knowing smile.
"Yes to Kyle. No to Sammy." He answered. "I like the kid, but his mom is a pain in the ass."
"That's a yes." Alexis corrected and swatted him again. "Where will she stay?"
"Dillon's old room. You'll have to move your stuff out of the closet. It's about time you threw out some of that crap. She's going to need your pickup to help her move her stuff. That way it only takes one trip. That okay?"
He shrugged. "Like I have a choice."
"Good. You can take her Friday and be back Sunday."
"That sounds great." Dad added. The joy of not having to be a part of packing and moving was obvious. "I'm outta here. I've got things to do."
When the door closed behind him. Dillon smiled up at Mom. "I'm betting that's what he says after sex. Isn't it?"
"Dillon." Her snicker came after her temporary glare. "Are you two really okay with this?"
Alexis nodded as Dillon spoke. "Sure. Kyle's entertaining. He's worth putting up with Sammy. I'll have him talking like me in no time. And the chicks we'll pick up together. I'll be bringing home single moms left and right. It'll be raining beaver around here."
"Oh, crap. I never thought of that." She pointed a finger at him as she opened the door to leave. "You will not troll with Kyle. He's not bait for beaver. We don't need another Jackson in the family."
Mom left them sitting side by side on the bed. Dillon's finger was still running slow circles at her side. Her head slowly turned to see him smiling at her. For a moment, she just looked at him. Content to see him gazing at her. The smack against his head was accomplished with an innocent smile on her face. As Dillon shook the cobwebs out and chuckled, Alexis walked over and locked the door. Rubbing the side of his head, he stood and watched her approach.
Dillon tried to suppress the giggles but failed. Alexis was shaking her head in bewilderment. A smile twisted her attempt at a scowl as she fought to stay mad at him. Before she knew it, she was tossed on the bed with his face hovering over hers. "Mom said beaver."
"Shut up. You're so lucky no one takes you seriously."
"It's not my fault I can't lie to my parents. You need to work on your responses. Haven't I taught you anything? No one ever expects you to opening admit the bad shit to them. If you say it flippant enough, it's just a dumbass comment."
"Yea, you're an incestuous mastermind. I wasn't expecting you to come out and tell them we're having sex. Warn me next time." She said softly as she ran her hands over his chest and down his stomach. Her eyes dropped to his shorts. "Erectile dysfunction, huh? Somehow I doubt that."
"I don't know. Maybe you should find out if you're talented enough to cure me. I love playing doctor."
Alexis pulled lightly at the line of dark hair below his navel. Her other hand threaded into his hair and let her lips part. Her tongue snaked out as she nibbled on his lips before they grew hungry for him. It was a mad scramble to get undressed and continue kissing. As he worked on her pants, she tossed her shirt and bra aside. When her panties slid down her legs and were tossed over his shoulder, he rolled her to her stomach and pinned her down by straddling her legs. Lowering himself down, Dillon brushed her hair away from her cheek and kissed it.
"Oh, shit. What are you going to do to me?"
"Anything you'd like." Dillon wiggled his hips to sink his cock deeper between her cheeks.
"Can I ask you something?"
"Nope."
"Seriously." She turned her head a bit more to look up at him. Her dark eyes filled with worry. "How are we going to do this? I mean, the three of us under the same roof. How long can we keep doing this? Will it always be like this?"
Dillon rolled off of her to his side. His hand moved up her spine and back down. "I really don't know the answer to any of those. We'll work on it together. Maybe you should come with us when I take Sammy home to pack her things. We'll have five hours on the road to figure everything out."