I awoke to a firm slap on my ass.
"Wake up, Milo. You're a fucking man!" My father shout-whispered into my ear.
I rolled onto one side and covered my face with a pillow. "Makes no difference," I said to him.
"Makes a difference to us," he assured me. He slapped me on the ass again and left the room. Adonis was my father's husband for twenty-five years, and was the one I called 'Daddy' to not confuse him with my actual dad.
I slid out of bed and slipped on a silk robe. Downstairs, the two of them were waiting for me at the table.
"Look at this piece of shit! Descending the stairs like some prince," Adonis nodded at me. He slapped Dad on the back and they both smiled.
"I'm not a prince," I told them. "And I'm not having cake for breakfast."
"Cake for breakfast?" Dad laughed. "You think Daddy would let you have cake for breakfast?"
Adonis was a health machine. Beneath his smooth skin, he rippled with titanic muscles, and hoped I could amount to his stature one day. "Almost there," Dad always said. And I was closer than ever. I wouldn't have that sullied with breakfast cakes.
"Are you fucking nuts?" Daddy asked with enough rhetoric.
"Not today, but you two might," I flashed a grin and picked an apple from the fridge.
"That's my boy," Adonis said, laughing. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit," I added.
"Who's better at screwing fruits than I?"
"Dad."
"No, no, no. He's the best at being screwed BY fruits."
With that, I spit a chunk of apple from my mouth and onto the table.
"Swallow, you dolt. Oh, and are we still having our gym day today?" Daddy asked.
"Yep. I have nothing better to do," I assured him.
I shouldn't, and couldn't, miss a gym day with Don. I was almost as big and as handsome as he was, and I didn't even come out of his balls. Dad was less sporty, and much less vocal, but probably two-fold as intelligent as Don. When Daddy lifted, Dad painted. When Daddy watched Game of Thrones, Dad read Game of Thrones, and so on.
But opposites attract. And here I am. Though not because opposites attract, since I'm not one of THOSE kids.
I returned upstairs and packed my gym bag as Daddy waited for me. I heard them whispering to each other from my bedroom but I couldn't make out what they were talking about. When I was done, I climbed back down, but they were nowhere to be seen or heard.
I looked around the house a bit, and yelled their names with no reply. We did have a massive house, but not so big as to not hear each other yelling from a distance. So I gave up and left from the front door, hoping they'd realize eventually that I was gone.
To my overwhelming surprise, they were waiting for me outside.
"Are you both insane?" I yelled when I saw what stood behind their bodies. A titanic Hummer, black and matte as midnight, looming over us all.
"We are the most competent nut-fuckers, wouldn't you think?" Daddy asked.
"I don't need this, though!"
"But you deserve it," Dad told me.
Adonis threw me the keys and told me I'd be driving to the gym. Jesus, I'm going to look like such a fucking bad ass. I hugged them both as tightly as I could and kissed them. I said good-bye to Dad as Don and I hopped in the brand new rig.
On the way to the gym, I noticed Daddy eyeing and observing me. After a time he asked,
"So does it drive well?"
"Phenomenal!" I replied. "Look at me, don't I look so hot driving this?"
"Of course you do," he said, with a pinch of probably unintentional calmness. It wasn't a weird question, not in our world at least
The gym couldn't have been emptier on my birthday. Even the DILF that worked at the counter every weekend wasn't there. And he was the only candy I wouldn't mind sucking on within the confines of a gym.
But besides that, the gym was better when it was empty. Daddy and I had more space to work out together. So we got right to it.
When I was done my cardio, I sprung to the weights to do lift with Don. While he was lifting, I did some squats with twenties, and incorrectly today, as it seemed.
"Your back isn't straight, you're cheating," Adonis reminded me. "The less you lean forward, the harder it is. Straighten yourself, boy." He dropped his plates and walked over to me.
"Squat," he demanded, with notable aggression.
Slowly, I lowered my ass to the ground as he kept his palm on my spine.
"Lower," he said.
So I dropped a little lower.
"Lower," he repeated.
So I dropped a little more.
"Too low," he said, as he placed his hand on my ass cheeks and lifted me an inch. A trickle of sweat leaked from my brow and onto the mat.
"Perfect, now lift," he guided me, despite my being able to raise myself.
My cock stirred in my shorts for a brief moment. I tried to suppress it but I didn't think it mattered. Even in the even that Daddy noticed, he'd probably just say "Boys will be boys," or something along those lines.
He let go of my ass and slapped it. "Good boy," he said.
Was it me, or was Daddy getting progressively more aggressive? I mean, not that it mattered to me too much, I kind of dug it.
But I couldn't exactly be sure if he was just being Don, of he was being sexual. I sort of had a thing for him, for a few months, but he's my dad, just as much as Dad is, and I couldn't help but feel like I was thinking of him the wrong way. I'd always assumed that it was because the two of them were very open about sex. They started to walk around naked in the house, free as savage men, when I turned seventeen. Of course I didn't say anything, even when they started to loudly fuck by the pool for the neighbors to hear.
They both knew I was gay at the time.
But here I was, batting my eyes at his rippling bicep muscles and glistening body whenever I could. At one point, as our lifts were in sync, he caught me staring at him, and when he did, he smiled menacingly and left for the locker rooms.
What the fuck was I thinking? I couldn't be attracted to my dad, not again. I wasn't making enough effort to repress my feelings for him, and I was almost positive that he caught on. This wasn't right, I needed to clear my head,
I dropped the weights and headed to the lockers. As I walked in, I saw a cloud of steam swimming in the air from the shower stall Don was singing in.
"Elope with me Ms. Private and we'll sail around the world," he sang. "I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl..."
"Dad?" I shouted into nothing. What if it wasn't him?
The curtains jerked open and Adonis stood there, continuing his performance. I couldn't help but smile because he was a really good singer. A really good singer. He stepped closer to me and I could feel his voice in my chest,
"San Francisco's calling us the Giants and Mets will play..."
He put one hand on my right hip.
"Piazza, New York Catcher, are you straight or are you gay?"
He put another hand on my left and leaned a little closer. I could feel his warmth and breath. My mind was racing, my eyes were wandering. My cock was rising.
Above all, HIS cock was rising.
The fog no longer betrayed a view of his manhood. He leaned a little closer and kissed my lips. For a moment, he sucked my upper lip with his body against me as I calculated my reactions.
I want him. I want all of him, his chest, his face, his lips, his thighs, his cock. But I'm not fucking in a locker room. I placed a hand on his chest and kissed the black shadow around his cheeks and mouth.
"Let me shower," I told him. "And we'll go home."
A worried look crossed his face. He furrowed his brows and pouted. "I understand," he said.
"What?" I asked, "No, no, I want you, I want you," I smiled and kissed him again, to reassure him, and grabbed his hand. I lead him back to the shower and undressed slowly before going in, taking off my shirt, then my shorts, and then my shoes and socks. When it was time to take off my briefs, I grabbed my hard cock from the fabric and stroked it softly.
"Save it, boy," he said, water dripping down and around his square jaw.
"I want Daddy to take it off," I said, smiling menacingly. "But he's all wet."
He laughed loudly. "Fuck that." He walked to me grabbed my package. "I can get you wet all I want."
He removed my briefs with a single swipe. My seven-incher sprung from the material straight up and throbbing before him, and I pushed him into the shower. He made the effort to get our manhoods pressing up against each other. His was thicker, and veinier, and a little longer; a nice eight, I'd say. A trail of coarse hair ran from his cock and up his abdomen to a competitively hairy chest, living up to his name. He was so fucking edible right then I almost came on his thigh. I was preparing an impressive cumshot, but I just couldn't do it.
He made a move to kiss me but I made a one-eighty and pushed him out of the shower, taking the cloth at the same time. He was moving on me really fucking fast and that casually irritated me. It's like he knew that I've always had the desire to fuck him. I mean, I rarely refrained from hiding my desire, at least to myself, in the sense that would sneak into the clothes hamper to get a whiff of his underwear.