"So, how do I look," Diana stood in her son's doorway. As soon as he was looking she spun around.
"Well, that depends. If you are trying to pick up guys then you hit the look well. If you want to hang out with the girls, based on Mrs. Lynn's reactions yesterday to your body, you're in for a lot of nasty comments."
Diana looked down at the tight white blouse and jeans, "But it's just a blouse and jeans."
"A coat of paint would be thicker than those."
"Oh please, you exaggerate. What are you watching anyways?"
Matt shifted so Diana could see herself masturbating on the monitor.
"Don't you ever get sick of watching those?" Diana shook her head.
"Ah let me think... Nope; never gonna happen."
"So what are your plans for the night?" Diana came in and sat on his bed.
"While you are out pissing off the girls, I'm going out for pizza with Craig and Chip. You know that I hate to cook."
"You definitely need to get married as soon as you are on your own to a good cook who doesn't mind cleaning." She stopped as the video panned the oily mess on the black couch in the video. "Doesn't mind cleaning A LOT."
"Hey you made that mess, not me."
Diana got up and walked over to wrap her arms around her son's shoulders kissing him on the top of his head, "And as long as you help me clean, I look forward to making many more messes."
"I'm free tomorrow!"
Diana laughed, "We'll see how the old lady feels after her first night of drinking in almost a decade."
"Well in that case it's about time you got trashed! Go get 'em girl." Matt swatted his mother's ass as she walked out the door.
"Ah such liberties even before I get to the bar. Maybe I should change after all. Oops. I hear the taxi. Gee too bad, I guess the paint look will have to stay. See you later Matt."
Later Matt was pausing outside of the restaurant with his friends. "Come on, guys, can't we go get slices at Jim's Pizza Shack?"
Craig looked at Matt, "You hate going to that place since you left it; besides I want pasta, not pizza and that means Tony's"
Chip pushed Matt's shoulders. "Besides, the help is cuter here."
After a quick scan Matt's fears were confirmed as he spied the waitress from the other night. He quietly gulped and then sat down at a booth in the corner.
He looked intently at the menu as the girl came to their table pad and pen poised.
"Boxer boy! Where's your girl friend?"
He looked up staring daggers while trying to wave a silencing hand without Chip or Craig noticing.
"Oops, my bad. I thought you were somebody else. So what do you boys want?"
"How about your phone number?" Chip looked puppy eyed at the girl.
"Ooooh. For such originality let me think – ah nope, not going to happen. And for your information the menu is not printed on my chest. So I suggest you look down at the paper in your hands so I can get my job done when I get back."
Craig leaned over and punched Chip in the arm. "And you wonder why you never get a date!"
Matt jumped up and went after the waitress, "I better damage control this before she spits in our food or something."
He caught up with the girl around the corner by the entrance to the kitchen.
"Hey thanks for the fast recovery."
The girl frowned at Matt. "So she's married huh? That's a dangerous game you're playing."
"Huh? Married? No. The girl I was with the other day, she's a widow."
"Oh. Do you have a girlfriend you're cheating on then and you don't want them to know and tell her?"
"Me? Nah, I haven't had a girlfriend in years."
"What was that woman the other night, chopped liver?"
"Oh, she's someone special but in a different way. It's kind of complicated; but cool. She wouldn't want them to know about it though," Matt said while pointing towards his table.
"So, let me see if I got this right. You have a gorgeous older woman and you don't want your teen aged friends to know. I'm impressed. All the guys I know would be bragging to anyone and everyone. Don't worry; I'll keep your secret."
Chip and Craig were staring at Matt as he returned.
"What was that all about?" Craig wondered.
"Good news, bad news. I couldn't get you her phone number; but at least she won't do anything to your food. But you open your mouth again and I can't make any promises on the quality of your food."
Craig nodded "Yeah, some of us would like a date some time in the near future and mister smooth moves here is killing all hope."
"Gee thanks for making me feel so manly guys. Friends like these..."
While the boys worked on Chip's pick up lines Diana was busy giving her review to the third one she had received that night.
"Did you get that line off the Internet? It's a good thing the Internet is free or else you should get your money back on that one." Diana turned back to her friends.
"Hey, he was kind of cute," Kim pointed out.
"Yeah, until he opened his mouth," Diana added.
"Attitude like that won't get you laid young lady," Lacey stared sternly at Di.
"Who said anything about getting laid?"
"Your glow."