Lisa was folding the family's laundry when her daughter Joy poked her head into the room hesitantly.
"Mom, I need to ask you something."
"Sure, Joy, come on in."
Watching Joy cross the room and perch gingerly on the edge of her parents' bed, Lisa realized what a beautiful creature she and her husband had made together. Joy was a real heartbreaker, with waves of glossy hair, expressive eyes, and a petite body that made boys on the street literally stop and stare. Even her husband Darren had seemed to take notice when Joy ran around the house in her tiny pajama sets or slipped into her bikini to swim laps in the backyard.
Lisa was almost certain she'd spotted a bulge in her husband's pants after Joy gave him one of her full-body goodnight hugs once or twice. He'd certainly busied himself with his phone or a chore so she couldn't get a good look. And she knew it hadn't been her imagination that they'd gone to bed early and he'd banged her into the mattress.
At first it had weirded her out a little, but it seemed harmless enough. She was reaping the benefits, and what heterosexual guy wouldn't be turned on by her daughter? Hell, she was a heterosexual woman and she was practically turned on by Joy. She'd been named well, and her gregarious personality, her obvious zest for life, was one of the things people tended to find so attractive about her.
Joy didn't look very happy right now, though, and Lisa sat beside her on the bed.
"What's up, buttercup?"
Joy smiled faintly at this, the same question Lisa had asked her since she was a child, but her face quickly returned to the nervous expression she'd had when she walked in.
"I need to talk to you about something kind of personal."
"You can talk to me about anything. I'm your mom."
"Yeah, well, this is embarrassing, okay?"
Lisa smiled sympathetically. Joy may have been an adult, but she was still a teenager. Being eighteen didn't make uncomfortable conversations any easier.
"Take your time, sweetie."
"Okay." Joy hesitated for another moment, then blurted it out. "I'm afraid there's something wrong with me, Mom, with my... with my vagina."
Whatever Lisa had been expecting, that hadn't been it.
"What's going on, Joy?"
"Oh god," Joy wailed, "this is so fucking embarrassing."
"I'm guessing this is a sex question?"
"Sort of. Not exactly. I'm not... I mean I haven't..."
Lisa decided to plunge straight in, matter-of-factly.
"Is it a question about masturbation?"
Joy buried her face in her hands, moaning. "Mooooom. Ugh. Yes."
"All right, we can talk about that. Everyone does it, sweetie. Are you..." Now Lisa hesitated, uncertain of how to phrase things delicately. "Are you having trouble reaching orgasm?"
"I wish," Joy muttered. "No, I... that's not the problem."
Lisa waited her out.
"Mom, I pee when I... you know..."
Now Lisa froze. That definitely hadn't been what she'd expected.
"Are you sure you're peeing, Joy?"
"I think I know what pee feels like, Mom."
"Well, when you go to the bathroom and pee, do you have an orgasm?"
"Jesus Christ, Mom, no."
"Then you're not peeing when you orgasm," Lisa said, as if that solved everything. Joy was looking up now, still beet red, but with a glimmer of hope in her eyes. "Some women," she continued in what she hoped was a clinical tone of voice, "ejaculate when they have an orgasm, just like men do."
"They do?" Joy asked quietly.
"Yes. Some women do it often, some women can't do it at all. But it's not abnormal. It's perfectly healthy."
Joy shifted uncomfortably. "Is it normal to do it like... almost every time? And I mean, there's so much of it. It gets everywhere."
Now Lisa shifted, aware that she, too, was blushing a bit.
"Well, honey, to be honest I'm not entirely sure. I've never... so I don't..."
"Too much information, Mom!" Joy said with a giggle. But it broke the tension and Lisa chuckled, too.
"That explains the extra laundry," she said, bringing a rosy blush to Joy's cheeks again. "Maybe you should start doing your own laundry. After all, you are an adult now."
"Probably," Joy muttered. "There is something else that worries me, though. Will guys... I mean, won't they think it's gross? Won't they think I'm peeing on them?"
Lisa bit her lip, unsure of how much to share. "You probably don't want to hear this either, Joy, but some men would be thrilled to have you pee on them." She nearly laughed aloud at the expression on her daughter's face, but added, "A lot of men are really turned on by women who squirt, actually."
She watched as her daughter's pink lips formed the word "squirt" silently, then wrinkle her nose. Then she looked up at her mom again.
"They do? You're not just saying that?"
"Some men... really, really like it."
"How do you know?"
Lisa sighed softly and laid a hand on her daughter's knee.
"Joy, I think we need some wine. And then we need to have a talk."
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While mother and daughter killed a bottle of white wine and chatted upstairs, Darren was down in the basement with his laptop, a bottle of lube, and a raging erection. He scrolled a porn site, his cursor hovering over "Teen Can't Stop Squirting on Stepdaddy" as the video's thumbnail flicked through different scenes from the clip. His cock jerked and he opened the video in a new tab. He had a feeling if he watched that one he would blow within minutes, and he was in the mood for a long, slow edging session.
Then another thumbnail caught his attention and he found himself clicking through mindlessly as his mouth went dry. The girl in the picture could have been his daughter--same hair tumbling around her naked shoulders, same bright smile, same sparkling eyes and tiny stature--and the title had his cock oozing pre-cum already: "REAL Father Rams Daughter's Juicy Pussy and Gets SOAKED."
The video was disappointingly short, only six minutes, but it was the hottest thing Darren had ever seen. The video began mid-fuck, with the teen naked on her back, legs spread wide. Her nipples were fat and hard, her pussy making squishing noises as a cock drove into her. It wasn't even a particularly large cock, but the girl cooed up at the camera for her daddy to fuck her harder and then started to buck, her eyes widening.
"Oh god, Daddy," she cried, "I'm going to cum again!" Her eyes rolled back in her head and her thighs quivered as the first jet of juice shot out of her pussy.
The camera angle changed then, showing a large, barrel-chested man holding her legs open by the ankles and driving himself into her roughly. The girl shook violently as she squirted onto his chest, soaking his chest hair. Before she had even finished cumming, the man pulled out of her pussy and rammed balls-deep into her asshole.
She shrieked, hips bucking wildly again. This time when she squirted, her girlcum actually splattered the man's face, running in hot rivulets into his beard. He gave a loud grunt and his cock jerked inside her as he dumped his load in her ass.
Darren hadn't even touched his cock, for fear of cumming too quickly, when he found himself shooting all over himself and his keyboard. When it was over, he was breathing quickly, still rock hard. He marked the video as a favorite and navigated to the other tab, letting his palm glide over his sensitive cock. Maybe he'd last longer the second time.
He left the basement an hour later, feeling filthy and ashamed of himself, but with the persistent ache in his balls at least relieved. He was able to sneak into the bathroom for a shower before he ran into either his wife or his daughter, although there was a small part of him that wished his daughter had caught him in the hall smelling of his own seed.