Thank you for reading my story, I hope that you enjoy it. Love Mica xx, Yorkshire England.
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"I know that you were not going to come with us, but Aunt Mary has split with her boyfriend, so now there is a spare berth. If you want it. But we have to let the cruise company know today."
Aunt Mary is mum's younger sister, only by a year, and she looks so much like mum it is unreal.
"So where will I be sleeping? If I go that is."
"In with Aunt Mary, hers is a twin bunk room, so you will have your own bunk. You can get changed and stuff in the bathroom, so there need be no embarrassment."
"Oh, okay I suppose, I have never been a fan of sardine cruises, but okay, at least I will be able to see you and dad. Yeah, okay, I will mum, thanks."
And that was that. Mary had split up with her boyfriend who she had been seeing for ages, and I have no idea what the cause of the split was. Perhaps Mary would tell me, perhaps not, but it meant there was a spare bed that was already paid for. Yup, I'll take that, thanks.
The journey down to Southampton was tortuous, so many road works slowing us down. Eventually we got to the docks. We were directed to a parking bay. Someone checked our tickets and took our luggage. Apparently, they park the car somewhere until we get back. A golf buggy took us to the ship, 'The Nirvana of the Sea' and we walked up the gangplank and were met again by crew. We were given our cabin allocations and electronic keys, welcomed aboard with glasses of champagne. As we sat waiting for the clearance to go to our cabins, we were told our mealtimes, ours was 6.30pm for dinner, 12.30 for lunch, and 7.30 for breakfast all in the 'coconut palms' restaurant. We were advised not to be too late as servings were quite prompt.
Mary and I trundled our suitcases to our room, on the same deck as mum and dad, but further down the corridor towards the stern. I guess it was a status thing, cheaper cabin, so nearer the back. The room was okay. There was a balcony with one sun lounger on it, quite how that works in a cabin for two people I don't know. There was a bed each side of the cabin and the smallest shower and toilet ensuite I have ever seen. Certainly, little room for two, no washing each other's back in that room. There were some drawers under the beds and one wardrobe which was also very small, it befitted the bathroom.
"I'm nipping to the loo, I will try and get changed in there too, and then you can go in, okay?"
"Yes Auntie."
"Oh Mary, please. I am going to pretend that you are my toy boy and make all the other spinsters and divorcees very jealous."
I laughed and then thought, 'oh, does that mean she thinks I am a little attractive?' Mary went into the loo. So, little privacy then, I could hear every noise, and I thought about three pieces of toilet tissue. I needed to remember that, no sneaking off into there for a quick one, no soundproofing whatsoever. A few moments later Mary came out in bra and pants.
"Right then Simon, I cannot get dressed in there. I just about managed my underwear, so, from now on, I will be going in and coming out in underwear. Outer clothes will have to be on and off in here, and lord know there is little more room in here. It is going to be cosy, and we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other than we expected."
"Damn Mary, that will be hard to handle," I said laughing as I stripped out of my polo top and chinos, grabbed some clean underpants and headed to the shower room. I decided I would sit on the loo, it would keep the splashing noise when I had a wee to a minimum. I washed my pits and crotch, deodorised, pulled my clean boxers on and headed out to our cabin. Fresh Polo top and chinos, sliders and I was ready. Mary had a sun dress on, and she had Birkenstocks on her feet.
"Shall we promenade?" I asked.
"But of course kind sir," Mary answered laughing.
We walked along the deck to the stairs and then went up to the observation deck. This deck was at the edge of the ship, so that you could see all around. As we approached the bar I asked Mary if she wanted a drink, she nodded and so we went in. The cocktail of the day involved blue curacao, orange curacao floating on top with pineapple topped off with Vodka. We had one of those each, went back to the deck and sat in a pair of steamer chairs sipping our cocktails through a straw.
At some point we had embarked as the ship was now out at sea, if you could call the English Channel a 'sea'. I hadn't noticed.
"I can't feel any motion," Mary said.
"No, me either, but I think I can feel the vibrations from the engines," I answered.
A chap in white came and collected our empty glasses and asked if wanted a refill, we both nodded. They were really quite nice, and as far as I was concerned, mum and dad were paying, everything was simply charged back to the room. Now I am not the greatest of drinkers, and I don't think I realised just how strong the cocktails were, I wasn't tipsy, but I was 'relaxed'. It was a bit of a wakeup call to make sure that I didn't end up doing something silly or inappropriate.
We walked around the deck a bit further, Mary put her arm through mine as we walked.
"What happened to your boyfriend? I thought you guys were solid."
"Apparently not Simon, apparently not. He found a younger model."
"Well, he's a fool, I wouldn't give up someone like you. Anyway, him leaving is my bonus, I get a holiday."
"Wouldn't you now? I thought that you would be after all the young girls with their thin waists and tight curves."
"Ha ha Mary, no, they have vacuous thoughts, are either interested in me paying for their drinks, or as me for a husband and baby father material. I have yet to meet a girl that just wants to hang, have fun, be intimate without it meaning anything more than pleasure."
"Well now Simon, that is an old head on young shoulders. But really, don't the young girls have fabulous bodies?"
"Aunt Mary, I have seen yours, you do not in any way disappoint."
At that point mum and dad appeared, they were walking in the opposite direction.
"Oh hello you two," mum said, "have you seen the time? We should go and get ready for dinner."
"Bloody hell Meesh," Mary said, "I had no idea it was so late; we better go and get ready. See you in the dining room."
Mary and I went back to the cabin and once inside Mary pulled her dress off, and then dropped it on the floor. I nearly died when she leant forward to pick it up, her knickers were creased inside her fanny and I had a full view. My dick raced to attention.
"Right Simon, I'll go and have a wash then come out and get dressed, you can go next."
"Okay Mary." Would I have time to wank I wondered. Probably not.
Whilst she was in the bathroom I sorted my clothes for the evening, a white dress shirt and navy-blue trousers. The rule was no pool or beach wear at lunch and evening mealtimes, breakfast was 'relaxed but decent'. Mum had asked that we wear 'nice' clothes rather than T Shirts. Mary came out of the bathroom in her underwear which was properly adjusted, no fanny malfunction sadly. I had stripped to my underpants ready to shower.
I went in, showered and dried as best I could, put my underpants back on and went out to dress. Mary was wearing a long dress in a sort of deep purple satin.
"I know I shouldn't say this, but..."
"But what?"
"Your knickers are very visible. Your bra is visible too, but your bra doesn't cause your dress to ruck at the sides."
"Turn around and close your eyes," she instructed, and so I did.
There was a bit of a rustle of clothes, and then a fair bit more, and then she said.
"Okay, you can open your eyes, how does it look now?"
I looked, very closely, nipples were obvious but nothing else.
"That looks fine now Mary, I don't know what you did, but that looks fab. You look totally hot in that dress."
She pointed to her bed, and the penny dropped. On her bed were the bra and panties she had been wearing earlier, she had simply taken them off to remove the rucks.
"Oh. Well no one need know Mary."
"Indeed. It'll be interesting getting undressed later I expect."
"I am sure that we will manage Mary, I can be quite the gentleman when required."
"Oh, well, I am sure that may not be necessary," she laughed and headed out of the door with me following.
Dinner was, as far as I was concerned, nothing special. There was cream of mushroom soup, tasted just like the soup in a can from the supermarket, then I had steak in a pepper sauce, and crème bruleé to finish. Mum makes crème bruleé, the steak she gets from the farm shop is better. All in all I thought it ordinary. After dinner, which all in all, took about an hour and a half, we went to the piano bar for drinks.