Author's Note:
I really appreciate the feedback, both positive and negative, that I received on Chapter One and I thank you one and all.
Please keep in mind that I don't have an editor so I'm doing the best that I can.
I know that I said this was a three-chapter story but there could be a forth depending the flow of the story.
Either way, enjoy the latest...
YDW
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I pointed the car east on I-20/59 and honestly did my best to concentrate on the road for the first fifteen minutes or so of the trip. Birmingham was an hour and a half away and I had planned on stopping there for lunch, but Kari had other plans and it was a guy's worst nightmare. She wanted to talk.
"No questions?" she asked, turning down the radio and looking over at me.
"Tons, but honestly Kari, I have no idea where to start. Do I ask when you lost your mind, where you lost your mind or what caused you to lose your mind?"
"I can ask those same questions smartass, but I need to tell you that your kiss was amazing. I haven't been kissed like that in years."
"Really? I didn't know all the men in Mobile were gay. Surely there has got to be one straight guy in the city that isn't living in his mommy's basement."
"There is one but he's away at college, so I had to go after him. Honestly, you want me to answer those questions. When? When I caught a glimpse of you walking out of the bathroom after a shower, wrapped in a towel and dripping wet. Where? This past July when we were at the cabin for our family vacation. What caused it? When I realized my fingers and my vibrator weren't going to cut it anymore and I had to go after the real thing."
"Holy shit! I'm, I'm not, really, hang on a sec. I need to set the cruise control before I get a ticket for 90 in a 70." I sputtered.
I set the cruise at a safe and reasonably sane 80 and tried to collect my thoughts. Here I was cruising down the interstate, talking to my aunt about her wanting to bang my brains out. To say it was surreal was an understatement. We were past surreal, and we were knee-deep in the Twilight Zone. This was my Aunt Kari, this was the aunt that had shown me how to slow dance for my prom. This was the aunt who had given me the courage to ask a girl out on my first date by telling me she wasn't my mom, so I should listen when she said I was good looking, smart and funny. This was the woman that every one of my high school friends use to drool over. (I made a mental note to get kill those sick bastards, burn their bones and salt the ground they were buried in one day.) This was my aunt for fuck's sake. I wasn't supposed to be thinking about screwing her brains out but here I was; killing it.
"Okay, look, I can handle a lot of things. Honestly, I'm a big boy now."
"I noticed that when I saw your abs and pecs."
"Thanks, what I'm saying..."
"When did you notice I was a woman."
"Huh? What?"
"When did you notice I was a woman?"
"Halloween."
"Really?" she rolled her eyes at me. "Those bikinis by the pool at your mom's house had no effect huh?"
"Nope." I lied.
"Not even a little bit." she purred looking at me as demurely as she possibly could.
"Nope." I lied again.
Her laughter rolled through the car.
"Oh Baby, don't ever play poker. Ever. You are the world's worst liar."
I got pissed!
"Alright Kari, you want to know the truth? Between me, Steve and Robert (my best friends in high school) you and your bikinis probably filled up more socks with teenaged cum than half the porn stars we watched on the internet. They would have found a reason to sit by the pool and wait for you to show up in your bikini if they had to sit through a hurricane to do it. Me? I didn't have to find a reason, that was the summer you stayed at our house to save money for your first apartment after college. I saw you strutting around half-dressed so often that I almost got used to it. Almost. I'm also damn near positive that you were the reason dad was home so much that summer; even mom mentioned it to him. There, feel better?"
"Much thank you. I was beginning to think I was losing you for a minute." Then she paused for a minute. "Really? Your dad? My brother-in-law?"
"Yes. Mom got kind of pissed after you left because dad went from straight nine to five to more like eight to six-thirty. After Labor Day she said, 'Well maybe if Kari came back you would be home more often.' I'm no expert but if the diamond earrings he got her right after that are any indication, she was right."
She giggled then said, "Really? As sweet as that is, he wasn't the Davidson I was going after. But seriously? Richard? Really? That adds a whole new concept to "Thank you Daddy!"
"Don't even go there! But don't worry, decrepit as you may be, you won me back with that little black dress on Halloween. You were damn near hot enough to melt gold in that thing."
She laughed, then she punched the shit out of my right arm!
"THAT is for calling me decrepit. I can say that; you can't, and thank you, hot enough to melt gold was the look I was going for. It's too bad no one recognized it after we left the bar." she said as she slumped back down into her seat, "Honestly, meeting you guys at the bar was an accident. A total accident. Susan suggested it and since she was the bride to be she won out. Seeing you there with your friends and being able to tease the shit out of you all was a bonus that I wasn't going to walk away from. And speaking of teasing, there is something you should know about that dress."
"What?"
"I wasn't wearing anything underneath it. Nothing. Nothing at all." she said smiling up at me.
It took everything I had to concentrate on the road and not the raging hard-on that had suddenly appeared in my jeans. I swerved to the right while I was staring at her.
She squealed saying "Watch the road Silly! If you can't handle this there is no way that you'll be able to handle the rest of our time alone!'
She paused for a minute and said "I tell you what Derrick, you think about that for a little while. I'm going to curl up and take a nap. I've been up since three packing and driving up to get you. Wake me up when we stop for lunch." And with that, she turned away, sort of curled up and dozed off leaving me wondering just exactly what I had gotten myself into.
I kept glancing over at her every few minutes and the thoughts running through my mind were unbelievable. If she were a co-ed at school, I would have crawled across broken glass for a shot at her. If she had been one of my high school girlfriends I would still be living in Mobile trying to figure out how to tell mom and dad that I had knocked up a cheerleader. With her looks alone, she had silenced two of my three friends at school by just walking up to our booth at the bar. And she was coming after me like a force of nature that I wasn't prepared to deal with. If she weren't my aunt, we wouldn't have made it past the first Holiday Inn Express we had passed.
But she was my aunt and what she was suggesting, however appealing, was wrong. Or at least I had been taught that it was wrong. I'm pretty sure, reasonably so anyway, that somewhere in the Bible it says "Thou shalt not boink thy Aunt." I don't know, it had been a long while since I had read the Thou Shalt Not parts but I'm pretty sure it was in there. Somewhere.
We blew through Birmingham and Kari was sleeping so soundly that I didn't have the heart to wake her up. Please don't think I had succumb to some misguided sense of chivalry. There was another reason.
When she had gone to sleep she had twisted away from me and sort of curled up into a little ball. Her position gave me an unobstructed view of her ass wrapped in the jean material of her skirt. Every so often she would wiggle or shift around, and the skirt would ride up another quarter inch or so. By the time we hit Birmingham I could just make out the curve of the cheeks of the bottom of her ass. I had just gotten use to that when I suddenly realized that if I could see her ass cheeks, she might not be wearing panties. So, stomach growling, and the hopes that my questions about her underwear choices might be answered, I pressed on until we hit Fort Payne.
"Hey Beautiful, time to wake up." I said as we pulled off the interstate and into the parking lot of some chain steak house. Kari scooted up in her seat and looked at me with some seriously sleepy eyes.
"Where are we?" she asked yawning.
"Fort Payne, the home of the group Alabama."
"Cool. Maybe I can get an autograph." she said as she stretched her arms over the back of the seat.
That innocent stretch had a profound effect on two things. First it stretched the tank top she was wearing to the breaking point and I saw her nipples outlined in the tight material. Secondly it caused the chubby I had been sporting for the better part of three hours to go into overdrive. She had no idea what she had done to me or at least I don't think she did; I wasn't too sure about anything anymore. Still, she looked amazingly cute and innocent stretched out like that. I couldn't help but admire her form and wonder what she was really like underneath the clothes; aunt or not.
Two over-priced hamburgers, some steak fries, a couple of Cokes, a quick trip to a gas station and we were back on the road. Thankfully for my bulging crotch, the rest of our small talk for the next five hours was us basically catching up with each other, family gossip, her job and my education. She was somewhat happy that I had a 3.35 GPA and hadn't "pissed away a year and a half chasing pussy and drinking beer." I was amazed that a Project Manager could command a six-figure salary, especially one who had only been out of college for four years; maybe I needed to change my major.